LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

[KillerMuffin]

Do you like to fuck/masturbate/oral sex/bi sex/orgy/show off/mail your underwear/multi orgasm/{sexual behavior of choice}? How do you/who with/how often/{activity of choice}? I like to watch/listen in/sell on the 'Net/{flirt of choice}.

Please pay attention to me and shower me with your sexual favors.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Do you like to fuck/masturbate/oral sex/bi sex/orgy/show off/mail your underwear/multi orgasm/{sexual behavior of choice}? How do you/who with/how often/{activity of choice}? I like to watch/listen in/sell on the 'Net/{flirt of choice}.

Please pay attention to me and shower me with your sexual favors.

may I kiss and nibble your tatto or would another muffin pund me into and unrecognizable puddle of ooze to be cleaned off the floor?

 

[alexandraaah]

Flirting is wrong!

How dare you lure me into this thread.

For shame.

 

[Nora]

uh...

Do you happen to have a recipe for a really good blueberry muffin that has a batter that doesn't mind resting overnight?

I always flirt with food.

 

[glamorilla]

Do you like to fuck/masturbate/oral sex/bi sex/orgy/show off/mail your underwear/multi orgasm/{sexual behavior of choice}? How do you/who with/how often/{activity of choice}? I like to watch/listen in/sell on the 'Net/{flirt of choice}.

Please pay attention to me and shower me with your sexual favors.

yes.

 

[MissTaken]

Wow!

Is this the vacuum packed consolidated thread thread?

I never flirt with gun toting women!

 

[Mischka]

Do you like to fuck yes!
masturbate yes!
oral sex yes!
multi orgasm yes!
{sexual behavior of choice} yes!

How do you with my bod
who with Mr. Mischka
how often quite
{activity of choice} most definitely

Please pay attention to me and shower me with your sexual favors. Oh my gosh! You know me so well!! I am so yours. *giggle*

 

[Pagliacci]

This thread makes every thread along these lines totally redundant.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

Uh....where's the Poll?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

may I kiss and nibble your tatto or would another muffin pund me into and unrecognizable puddle of ooze to be cleaned off the floor?

Will you email me your panties? You're so sexy, baby!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Flirting is wrong!

How dare you lure me into this thread.

For shame.

You're hot. Can we have phone sex?

 

[KillerMuffin]

uh...

Do you happen to have a recipe for a really good blueberry muffin that has a batter that doesn't mind resting overnight?

I always flirt with food.

Can I pour the batter on your naked, writhing body?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

yes.

*swoon* Do you have any self-pics to swap? I've got a 14 inch cock.

 

[sunstruck]

Hi Muffin! I'm Sunny and I like long walks and making love in the afternoon. I also like being spanked with a rubber monkey I call Mr. Tingles. When can we meet to exchange pleasentries and latex clothing?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wow!

Is this the vacuum packed consolidated thread thread?

I never flirt with gun toting women!

Oh baby, I've got a "vacuum pack" for you!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

Do you like to fuck yes!
masturbate yes!
oral sex yes!
multi orgasm yes!
{sexual behavior of choice} yes!

How do you with my bod
who with Ms. Mischka
how often quite
{activity of choice} most definitely

Please pay attention to me and shower me with your sexual favors. Oh my gosh! You know me so well!! I am so yours. *giggle*

Are you and Ms. Mischka twins? I like twins with big tits.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This thread makes every thread along these lines totally redundant.

Redundant? Is that a new sexual position? I like chicks with imagination. You're hot.

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

Oh baby, I've got a "vacuum pack" for you!

Now, I am really, really frightened!

Whomever stole KM's password, BE GONE WITH YOU!

(I have the holy water, if necessary)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

Do you like to fuck
Hell yes
masturbate
Every day at least twice.
oral
I give the best head ever, and I love to recieve, as long as he has a clue wtf he is doing.
sex
Isn't this the same as fuck? Hell yes.
bi sex
I've been known to enjoy a lot of pleasures which include another woman, yes.
orgy
Been in one, when I was younger, it was neat but I was prety inexperienced, I'd like to try one out now.
show off
As in be watched and put on a show, sexually? Depends on my mood
mail your underwear
Yanno, I would probably do this if people were willing to pay for it, why the hell not? Worst that could happen is they could find a way to clone me!
multi orgasm
All the time, by my own hand of course.
{sexual behavior of choice}
I'm up for anything kinky, taboo or bazzare, except my being in a lot of pain, or anything scat related.
How do you/who with/how often/{activity of choice}?
I do fabulously. With a few people, depending on the time in my life, As often as I can with said people, whatever the hell turns us on at the time.
I like to watch/listen in/sell on the 'Net/{flirt of choice}.
I like to watch and listen, never sold anything sexual on or offline.

Please pay attention to me and shower me with your sexual favors.

*Licks KM's left nipple*

You sound hot. Do you live near Los Angeles? I've got a time share for the weekend and we can get hot hot hot!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

 

[KillerMuffin]

Uh....where's the Poll?

Polled Herefords are soooo sexy. Do you suck tubesteak?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hi Muffin! I'm Sunny and I like long walks and making love in the afternoon. I also like being spanked with a rubber monkey I call Mr. Tingles. When can we meet to exchange pleasentries and latex clothing?

You are such a fake bitch! I like that you hot sexy chick! Email me and we'll get together.

 

[Pagliacci]

A/S/L ?