LIT LADIES! Gratuitous sexual question designed to make you flirt with me follows

[KillerMuffin]

A/S/L ?

79--I mean 29/male with a 14 inch dick/anywhere you want, baby!

Do you wear sexy lingerie?

 

[Pagliacci]

79--I mean 29/male with a 14 inch dick/anywhere you want, baby!

Do you wear sexy lingerie?

So you're nothing but a dirty old man then,you should be ashamed of yourself.

Damn it where are all the 18 Year old blondes that populated the Internet not long ago.

 

[sunstruck]

You are such a fake bitch! I like that you hot sexy chick! Email me and we'll get together.

Excellent! I'm packing my monkey.

 

[KillerMuffin]

So you're nothing but a dirty old man then,you should be ashamed of yourself.

Damn it where are all the 18 Year old blondes that populated the Internet not long ago.

So I'm supposed to be an 18 year old blonde?

Okay, I can do that.


I'm a hot 18 year old blonde surfer guy! Bing Crosby clone or if you don't like him, I can be like some other hot guy.

 

[Pagliacci]

KM:

I don't go both ways.
There can thus never be you and me my little Bing Crosby clone.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're not a chick? I started this thread to flirt with chicks.

 

[Pagliacci]

You're not a chick? I started this thread to flirt with chicks.

Oh,my bad.

 

[Never]

I'm mildly afraid.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm mildly afraid.

Don't be. Touch my monkey.

 

[Never]

Don't be. Touch my monkey.

I'll touch your monkey but there's no way in hell that I'll let that monkey touch me.

 

[Never]

~ahem~

 

[sunstruck]

Fair deal. What do I get to touch?

 

[tendril]

A/S/L ?

That is fucking funny....now what was the question??

 

[Minkey Boodle]

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orange.

 

[Never]

sunstruck:
"Fair deal. What do I get to touch? "

Whatever you wish as long I like the way you're touching it.

 

[sunstruck]

Whatever you wish as long I like the way you're touching it.

A promise easily kept. Night Never.

 

[Never]

Sleep well.