Liquid leather: It fills in even the deepest gash.

[Starfish]

Fuckin a. Everytime I see this commercial and the cheesy dude says this, I just can't see how they didn't understand how obnoxiously and overtly sexual that is.


Now there is no excuse.
Get your gash filled today.

 

[Black_Bird]

Is that anything like liquid latex? Oooh - I'd love to play with some of that.

 

[Starfish]

It is probably latex. The shit is that stuff people use to repair leather furniture and coats... and deep gashes.

 

[scylis]

i've got something for you to fill in that deep gash of yours with!

 

[Starfish]

Oooh.

Gashes!

Gooses!

Geeses!..

I want a Golden Goose that can lay golden cocks for Easter!

I want the world.... I want the whole world.... I want some gashes to put little sashes on, they fill them with these packages!!!

GIVE IT TO ME........... NOW!!!

 

[scylis]

Oooh.

Gashes!

Gooses!

Geeses!..

I want a Golden Goose that can lay golden cocks for Easter!

I want the world.... I want the whole world.... I want some gashes to put little sashes on, they fill them with these packages!!!

GIVE IT TO ME........... NOW!!!

a little horny, are we?

 

[Black_Bird]

GIVE IT TO ME........... NOW!!!

"Okay okay, Daddy will by you one when we get home."

"NO! I want it NOW!"

Sorry - Willy Wonka flash back.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

woo hoo

Oooh.

Gashes!

Gooses!

Geeses!..

I want a Golden Goose that can lay golden cocks for Easter!

I want the world.... I want the whole world.... I want some gashes to put little sashes on, they fill them with these packages!!!

GIVE IT TO ME........... NOW!!!

I guess I will never think of willy wonka the same way again

 

[Starfish]

Re: woo hoo

I guess I will never think of willy wonka the same way again.

You shouldn't have thought innocent of it in the first place.

There is slutty sex written all over that movie.

Actually, BB, yes. I need to 'get off' of here and please myself and my man.

 

[DRxBlue]

i was SO hot for that girl...

i think her name was Verooka, or something like that. Oooh what a mouth! She needed a good spanking! (just as an appetizer)

The commercial that used to get me was for Juicy Fruit gum...

Weird song...something about

Pull it Out
Take a Sniff
The taste is gonna getcha when you pop it in your mouth

i thought for SURE Jerry Fallwell was gonna jump on that one as some kind of stealth gay porn.

Never happened, i wonder if it sold a lotta gum

 

[sabbathstorm]

I didn't think that they still made liquid leather. Can you get that in stores or is just through crappy infomercial? I've got a vinyl trench that needs some TLC. And no, it doesn't have "deep gashes"

 

[Starfish]

it doesn't have "deep gashes"

Do you?

Feel free to smack me.


Oh, hey, well it was an add for it that looked like it was made in the early 80's. Someone got ahold of those commercials and are selling and ass load of that kind of stuff. They're selling things like Ron Popeal's pocket fisherman and the Instant button attacher thing.


*sigh* What fucking decade is this again?

 

[Azwed]

Veruka Salt like the band.

My gf does that act sometimes cause it is one of her fav movies.

I want it now now now now daddy.

 

[Starfish]

Veruka Salt like the band.

My gf does that act sometimes cause it is one of her fav movies.

I want it now now now now daddy.

Hope these come up... NO! Bitches!


Nevermind...

NOW!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Its Veruca for fucks sake

Trust me on this one.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Do you?

Feel free to smack me.


Oh, hey, well it was an add for it that looked like it was made in the early 80's. Someone got ahold of those commercials and are selling and ass load of that kind of stuff. They're selling things like Ron Popeal's pocket fisherman and the Instant button attacher thing.


*sigh* What fucking decade is this again?

Shit I walked right into that one. Mental note to self: do not post in the middle of the night I'm guessing they'll be selling the FlowBee soon too.