Limericks at 10 Paces

[Raindear816]

limericks by rain
were never plain
they were very hot
for the timid they were not
reading mine with the tear stains

From the very start
Bear gave Rain his heart
It was quite clear
He made her his dear
His love is a true work of art

They played and they giggled
When he chased her, she'd wiggle
He asked he to be exclusive
She didn't want to be elusive
From his bear hug she never wanted to wriggle.

Yes the limericks were hot
Giving all the lovin' they got
Bear knew Dear would flirt
He, she would never intentionally hurt
Is Rain a heartless one? No she is not!

She had nothing to gain
By causing him pain
For him, she still cares
And affection they still share
Bear will always be in the heart of his 'dear' rain

Dear didn't want him to be lonely
But she also couldn't committ to being his "only"
She came to Lit for fun
And for Dear and Bear that was square one
Her feelings for him were true, never phony.

So with all this being said
She hopes there will be peace on all the threads
No more bitterness and pain
And please, no more tear stains
Feelings shared between a dear and a bear aren't dead.

*Still hold you close to my heart and love you Sugarbear*
http://www.grizzlycovegreetings.com/greeting-cards/images-greeting/400soul-mates.jpg now come to the pool and swim when you want

 

[cookiejar]

Now that all is said
Let's not sabotage my thread
a lim is five lines
so cookie defines
Let's stick to five instead.

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

New one?

A Cookie is something that's sweet:
A delectable, flirtacious treat.
A beautiful lady
Who drives guys crazy
And has them all kneeling at her feet.

TS

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Now that all is said
Let's not sabotage my thread
a lim is five lines
so cookie defines
Let's stick to five instead.

Now please dont get sweet Cookie mad
coz she might just turn out all bad
rip off your tits
and bite em to bits
to leave you all cryin so sad.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: New one?

A Cookie is something that's sweet:
A delectable, flirtacious treat.
A beautiful lady
Who drives guys crazy
And has them all kneeling at her feet.

TS

To Cookie you must genuflect
Or else i will strenuously object
so kiss my tootsies
we'll play footsies
Your technique I will inspect!!

 

[cookiejar]

Now please dont get sweet Cookie mad
coz she might just turn out all bad
rip off your tits
and bite em to bits
to leave you all cryin so sad.

BD you handsome young stud
I suspect your loving is no dud
I never get mad
but frequently bad
My words they never draw blood!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick...a man on a mission
Between my legs he is fishin'
I have the hots
I love him lots
For him Ms. Cookie's wishin'!!

 

[biggbear8]

NOW THE LIMERICKS ARE FUN
let get everyone on the run
with our sharp wit
teasing we'll never quit
until they are all done

 

[biggbear8]

COOKIE AND SLICK are having run
SLICKS her number one
right from the start
she would never part
as SLICKS makes her day bright as the sun

 

[biggbear8]

now Iam a man on a mission
to try every position
from head to toe
feelings i want to know
that is my vision

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

NC so tall and tanned
Is finally taking a stand
a woman I need
to plant my seed
I'm getting sick of my hand!!

Dr. cookie is a talented scribe
who owns this well trained tribe
she thnks it's grand
'cause I use my hand
But nightly SHE sleeps with a vibe

 

[cookiejar]

NA on her flying trapeze
She really likes to tease
she swings over her bed
as she gives a guy head
As he begs and cries.."Oh please!!"

 

[cookiejar]

Good4u2 he wanted a filly
In the barn they humped willy nilly
kicked him out of the loft
when he became soft
The bump on his head...it's a dilly!!

 

[cookiejar]

Oman so sweet and so true
He sticks to Jenny like glue
his lady fair
a perfect pair
We really love these two!!

 

[cookiejar]

Dr. cookie is a talented scribe
who owns this well trained tribe
she thnks it's grand
'cause I use my hand
But nightly SHE sleeps with a vibe

Cookie loves her collection of vibes
She regularly imbibes
the highest mode
battery overload
The feelings she just can't describe!!

 

[biggbear8]

COOKIE with a loving tear in her eye
her love for SLICK will never die
he's her man
no one make her happy only he can
with him she in heaven high in the sky

 

[biggbear8]

LOUNGING BY THE POOL
BEAR STARTS TO DROOL
ALL THE SEXY LADIES THERE
ITS VERY HARD NOT TO STARE
AND HE HIDS PLAYING WITH HIS TOOL

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Cookie

Sweet Cookie the mistress of Rhymes
Has limericks for all of the times
give her a glass of wine
and she's doing fine
But I drink Corona's with Limes

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

I came onto this site on a whim.
My romantic prospects seemed dim.
But I found a girl,
Who changed my whole world,
And made me feel like a man once again.


TS

 

[Raindear816]

Cookie is talented, true
Even Passed the title of Lit guru
A friend to many
Offering her Couch to any
Her soul can be seen in her eyes so blue

 

[ruminator]

The board wars were well underway

some people had plenty to say

the playground is fun

one can do or be done

And the Gen Board has fun it's own way

 

[cookiejar]

Okay everyone...tomorrow I will be back with a bunch of limericks...

 

[EarthquakeMan]

With limericks she said she'd return
News that should cause great concern
'cause when Cookie goes rhyming
and her pump gets a priming
The boys' privates all do an upturn

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

For months my life was sorrow
In my personal hell I did wallow
Life's about to change
My scheldule I'll arrange
'Cause Cookies Rhymes return Tomorrow!!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Bunkie...


The girl with the av Tweetyzilla
She fell in love with a gorilla
while she played the piana
she ate his banana
Cause she said it tastes like vanilla!