Limericks at 10 Paces

cookiejar said:
Michael...horny, hot and hung
He must have an iron lung
never comes up for air
he stays down there
As he treats the girls to his tongue!!


:p :p



now micheal loves to video and watch
as some one goes down on a crotch
the audio catches the moans
and all the groans
when he cleans himself up with a swatch
 
cookiejar said:
A dear by the name of Rain
All the men, their dicks she does drain
I'll make them all cum
each man will succumb
It is my newest campaign!!


:nana: :nana:


now theres alot of hunters chasing a dear
but in the cave she hiding with bear
with a little surprise
she opens her eyes
its something new to wear
 
cookiejar said:
Rosy in bed with her Lust
My man I hope and I trust
you have some water
because we oughter
Have something around if we combust!!

:p :p


rosy lying the bed
with dreams of lust in her head
she wakes when she see his cock
and looks at the clock
god I need him inside me she said
 
posted by cookie
When MS goes out and gets stewed
He runs around naked and lewd
he sips on his brandy
to him it's his candy
And it puts him in the mood!!
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now ay parties M S get really plowed
once he even screwed a cow
when he woke
he made a joke
for my next trick be reaady to be wowed
 
I know life's supposed to be grand
But sometimes it's boring and bland
No thrill or excitement
For my entertainment
No man for me to command
 
posted by cookie
TS a poet so very rare
Writes about ladies so bare
a cute Georgia boy
who likes to enjoy
Sex with a literary flair!!
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T S 's poems are without a dount fine
and Im told his kisses taste like wine
he's a romantic
sometimes alittle frantic
when he's going out to dine
 
kikmosa said:
I know life's supposed to be grand
But sometimes it's boring and bland
No thrill or excitement
For my entertainment
No man for me to command



now kikmosa ill take ur commands
with the hopes of making your life grand
filled with excitement
we 'll make our own enterianment
and then your life wont be bland
 
posted by cookie
Bear he does dick tricks bizarre
While driving around in a car
the top of her gown
like her head went down
As she sucked his cute cigar!!




my tricks are kinky
you should see wgat i can do with my pinky
wrapped around your clit
while writing a rit
laughing at jokes that are stinky



ILL be back in alittle bit to finish going to dinner
love you all
 
There once was a lady named Rose
Who knew how to handle a hose
She drove the guys nuts
Knocked them all on their buts
Cause when you have sex with her, that's just the way it goes!
 
now barn like pumping threads
as much as he likes women in his bed
he cums with a grunt
and he's never blunt
and nothing goes to his head
 
Cookies one very hot chick
her stories have men fisting their dicks
after they have cum their not done
theres another story full of fun
that one might even have some licks
 
now Cookies in love
and slicks her little dove
cuddling under a tree
loves like being stung by a bee
and these two fit together like a glove
 
coming from the heavens above
is a thing called love
its goes right for your soul
and happiness its only goal
all you hear is the singing from the beautiful doves
 
my sweet and beautiful rain
my love for you isnt plain
the place it starts
is deep in my heart
and its strength always gain

my passion for you grows stronger
until i cant stand to be with out you any longer
our hearts filled with love and lust
making love from dawn to dusk
making our love grow stronger

with dreams of you in my head
alone with you in my bed
pleasing you with soft caressing
its a blessing
that you are mine enough said

have you ever heard of such a thing
a Dear and a Bear it has i nice ring
their love special and true
as seen in her eyes so blue
all i want to do is sing

when Dear and bear make love non-stop
every position is used from bottom to top
I growl when we cum
sometimes we're numb
then we cuddle after the final pop

love you sweetheart hugs kisses
 
for my bear

originally posted by biggbear8:
my sweet and beautiful rain
my love for you isnt plain
the place it starts
is deep in my heart
and its strength always gain

my passion for you grows stronger
until i cant stand to be with out you any longer
our hearts filled with love and lust
making love from dawn to dusk
making our love grow stronger

with dreams of you in my head
alone with you in my bed
pleasing you with soft caressing
its a blessing
that you are mine enough said

have you ever heard of such a thing
a Dear and a Bear it has i nice ring
their love special and true
as seen in her eyes so blue
all i want to do is sing

when Dear and bear make love non-stop
every position is used from bottom to top
I growl when we cum
sometimes we're numb
then we cuddle after the final pop

love you sweetheart hugs kisses

It's true what we share
Is quite special and rare
the way each other we cherish
letting the bad things in life all perish
Such love between a Dear and a Bear.:heart:

Evertime we are together
Those moments I do treasure
Stealing away to the cabana
Doing all sorts of tricks with your "banana":nana:
We do anything for each other's pleasure.

I love to lay with you
in the hammock, you make me coo.
Watching reflections of sunsets in your eyes.
Making love, then sharing the sunrise.
Dear's love for her Bear is so true.

Love you sugarbear:kiss: :heart:

http://members.tripod.com/~playalong/bernie-liferose.gif
 
:cool:

Now barn bumps this thread with a sign so cool :cool:
Knowing that he truly makes women drool
He has so many lady friends,
The fun just never ends
Because he is the self proclaimed"pussy lickin' fool":devil::kiss:
 
Raindear816 said:
:cool:

Now barn bumps this thread with a sign so cool :cool:
Knowing that he truly makes women drool
He has so many lady friends,
The fun just never ends
Because he is the self proclaimed"pussy lickin' fool":devil::kiss:


Self proclaimed I am not
A history of pussy lickin I have got
I lick them with glee
Give them sweet extacy
And you dear Rain I'd like to lick alot!


:kiss:
 
to my sweet dear


to my beautiful dear
as i hold you near
my heart filled with glee
because you want to be with me
thats the love of a dear and a bear

for you I truly care
you are my maiden fair
so beautiful and bright
you smile is my guiding light
as you love this old grizzly bear

as we make love under the fireworks in the sky
and all our passionate fire burns in our eyes
with screams and moans
and some growls and groans
our orgasms sending fireworks high

i love you my sweetheart hugs kisses
 
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now barn wants to see rains soft place
with his tongue he's hoping to trace
with a gleem in his eye
she smiles saying your a cutie pie
but in bears heart is my space
 
Im not the jealous type
I dont listen to the hype
alot of it is just talk
if she did indulge I think they would bulk
because I have this huge lead pipe


lol hehehheehhhee
 
biggbear8 said:
Im not the jealous type
I dont listen to the hype
alot of it is just talk
if she did indulge I think they would bulk
because I have this huge lead pipe


lol hehehheehhhee

Bear has nothing to worry about
Cause Barn would never dog a friend out
Rain is a great friend to me
But it's clear to see
That in Bear's den she resides without a doubt
 
original post by barn888
Self proclaimed I am not
A history of pussy lickin I have got
I lick them with glee
Give them sweet extacy
And you dear Rain I'd like to lick alot!
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I never meant to imply
that you weren't a real pussy lickin' guy
it just worked with the limerick
I'm aware MANY ladies love your tongue tricks
You could bring out the tigress in a girl who is normally shy;)
:kiss::heart:
 
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original post by biggbear8
to my sweet dear


to my beautiful dear
as i hold you near
my heart filled with glee
because you want to be with me
thats the love of a dear and a bear

for you I truly care
you are my maiden fair
so beautiful and bright
you smile is my guiding light
as you love this old grizzly bear

as we make love under the fireworks in the sky
and all our passionate fire burns in our eyes
with screams and moans
and some growls and groans
our orgasms sending fireworks high

i love you my sweetheart hugs kisses
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precious bear i love you much
tonight under the stars i will feel your touch
as my body you caress
with your hands underneath my sundress
as you tease me to beg and such

orgasms will rock our bodies yes
as you and i share tenderness
then get wild and crazy
making me all sweaty and my vision hazy
You'll feel me pour as I cum for you, there will be no guess!

Fireworks you spark in me
Making me smile with glee
I want to make your body quiver
Giving you all over body shivers
as you growl and cum underneath a fire-lit sea:devil:
 
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