Limericks at 10 Paces

[Raindear816]

original post by biggbear8:

now barn wants to see rains soft place
with his tongue he's hoping to trace
with a gleem in his eye
she smiles saying your a cutie pie
but in bears heart is my space
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Im not the jealous type
I dont listen to the hype
alot of it is just talk
if she did indulge I think they would baulk
because I have this huge lead pipe


lol hehehheehhhee
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original post by barn888:

Bear has nothing to worry about
Cause Barn would never dog a friend out
Rain is a great friend to me
But it's clear to see
That in Bear's den she resides without a doubt
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I love you Bear it's true
And Barn knows there's a different love for him too
I'd never cum between friends
Fun is where this all begins
I'm just a big flirt, not a shrew

Kisses for you both!

 

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[SecretScribe]

Limmericks seem forgotten
like poems misbegotten
where are they now?
have you all forgotten how?
Do they stick on your tongue (like cotten?)

 

[cookiejar]

Limmericks seem forgotten
like poems misbegotten
where are they now?
have you all forgotten how?
Do they stick on your tongue (like cotten?)

Hi SS...I may dust this old thread off....look back later today...

 

[cookiejar]

SecretScribe he gave me a bump
It tended to make me jump
so I'll write some lims
for the her and hims
Cause I really feel like a chump!

 

[cookiejar]

Native Alien loves a cigar
So she told Cookiejar
I like to toke
give Will a poke
Do you think that I'm bizarre?

 

[biggbear8]

a limerick that comes to mind
is firends are hard to find
feeling we share
showing we care
and love is truly blind

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy in her birthday suit
A banana is her favorite fruit
the peel she shucks
she licks and sucks
And toots it like a flute!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick out there in the Med
He wanted someone to bed
he opened the jar
went a little too far
When he crumbled his Cookie instead!!

 

[cookiejar]

An NC guy from Charlotte
Was looking for his own starlet
he searched high and low
it was a no go
Cause all he found was a harlot!!

 

[rosylady]

Rosy in her birthday suit
A banana is her favorite fruit
the peel she shucks
she licks and sucks
And toots it like a flute!!

I'm going Banana Crazy here!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

An NC guy from Charlotte
Was looking for his own starlet
he searched high and low
it was a no go
Cause all he found was a harlot!!

The NC guy searches near and far
To find his shining star
But try as he might
(and probably her fright)
He's turned on by cookiejar

 

[cookiejar]

The NC guy searches near and far
To find his shining star
But try as he might
(and probably her fright)
He's turned on by cookiejar

NC so tall and tanned
Is finally taking a stand
a woman I need
to plant my seed
I'm getting sick of my hand!!

 

[cookiejar]

TS that poet with style
He has that winning smile
he shows his teeth
girls have no beef
Cause his dick it goes a mile!!

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie the limerick queen
writes then dirty or clean
no ones safe one bit
from her keen wit
funny are all the limericks ive seen

 

[biggbear8]

Cookies man Slick
is also very quick
he is the limerick king
limericks he can sling
all his words do the trick

 

[biggbear8]

limericks by rain
were never plain
they were very hot
for the timid they were not
reading mine with the tear stains

 

[SecretScribe]

Cookie is the sweetest thing!
Whether for the heart or just a fling.
She has a talent for verse
and a mind most perverse
I know she makes my heart sing ... !

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie is the sweetest thing!
Whether for the heart or just a fling.
She has a talent for verse
and a mind most perverse
I know she makes my heart sing ... !

SS you silver tongued devil
You really are on your own level
your poems are art
they warm my heart
In your readings I really do revel!!

 

[cookiejar]

limericks by rain
were never plain
they were very hot
for the timid they were not
reading mine with the tear stains

Bear my tried and true friend
For you this limerick I penned
life is unfair
for those who care
I hope your heart it does mend.

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

TS that poet with style
He has that winning smile
he shows his teeth
girls have no beef
Cause his dick it goes a mile!!

Cookie makes me smile.
I've known her quite awhile.
She's a come a long way
Since back in the day,
And become a grand lady of style.


TS