Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

stump on his birthday just had one wish
it was to have a tastyyoung dish
his wish was granted
but he just ranted
I wanted a yound dish not old agnes tits

 

[cookiejar]

stump on his birthday just had one wish
it was to have a tastyyoung dish
his wish was granted
but he just ranted
I wanted a yound dish not old agnes tits

Stump picked her tits up off the floor
He almost shut them in the door
Tied in a bow
he uttered "Whoa"
This is one "bitchin' whore!!

 

[biggbear8]

wildrose one day got very bold
on her computer it is told
did a nude pose
and the compoter froze
now she a playboy center fold

 

[cookiejar]

wildrose one day got very bold
on her computer it is told
did a nude pose
and the compoter froze
now she a playboy center fold

Playboy is really smoking hot
Momma is on Hef's yacht
tanning her buns
I'm short on puns
She's tied old Hef in a knot!!

 

[biggbear8]

wildrose in the tub
knight and barn giving her a rub
each one has a tit
shouting boy is she fit
come on boys give me some grub

 

[biggbear8]

Wild rose was sitting ina dingy
her clothes wet and clingy
Barn and Knight said let us help you please
get out of thses wet things
looking at each other saying look she has wingy's

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Today Bear brought some ribs to the pool
They're from Rosy's and they're really cool
But while Bear likes to eat
He says nothing can beat
Stroking his own little tool.

Cause Bear likes to flog himself silly
As he plays with his own pint-sized Willy
He pushes and pulls
But like the matador's bulls
He's just chasing his fantasy really.

But one of these days Bear will seek pleasure
As he buries his tool in Dear treasure
He'll moan and he'll groan
In her erogenous zone
But Dear will pull out her tape measure.

 

[Raindear816]

Today Bear brought some ribs to the pool
They're from Rosy's and they're really cool
But while Bear likes to eat
He says nothing can beat
Stroking his own little tool.

Cause Bear likes to flog himself silly
As he plays with his own pint-sized Willy
He pushes and pulls
But like the matador's bulls
He's just chasing his fantasy really.

But one of these days Bear will seek pleasure
As he buries his tool in Dear treasure
He'll moan and he'll groan
In her erogenous zone
But Dear will pull out her tape measure.

Tapemeasures aren't needed
For bear's Cock has exceeded
all dear's expectations
He has no limitations
In pleasing this Dear, he has suceeded!

I cherish you Bear
And with that willy, I'll take great care
In making you writhing with pleasure
As u slip into my ass's treasure
Oh yeah baby, BURY IT THERE!

Wet blonde you sweet gal,
I like the new a/v pal
Keep with the limerick duellin'
Cuz Bear and My fire's getting a fuellin'
Visit the pool together, we may just shall!!

Love u Sugar bear

 

[biggbear8]

Tapemeasures aren't needed
For bear's Cock has exceeded
all dear's expectations
He has no limitations
In pleasing this Dear, he has suceeded!

I cherish you Bear
And with that willy, I'll take great care
In making you writhing with pleasure
As u slip into my ass's treasure
Oh yeah baby, BURY IT THERE!

Wet blonde you sweet gal,
I like the new a/v pal
Keep with the limerick duellin'
Cuz Bear and My fire's getting a fuellin'
Visit the pool together, we may just shall!!

Love u Sugar bear

deep within your ass ill find pleasure
and I dig for your treasure
to feel you cum
while im in your bum
then kiss you with great leasure

blondie she has charm
and sets off alarms
her limericks are great
never second rate
and she has all the men swarm

my sweet dear I love you so
so much you will never know
making love to you
is all I want to do
and never let you go


I love you my sweet dear

 

[biggbear8]

Today Bear brought some ribs to the pool
They're from Rosy's and they're really cool
But while Bear likes to eat
He says nothing can beat
Stroking his own little tool.

Cause Bear likes to flog himself silly
As he plays with his own pint-sized Willy
He pushes and pulls
But like the matador's bulls
He's just chasing his fantasy really.

But one of these days Bear will seek pleasure
As he buries his tool in Dear treasure
He'll moan and he'll groan
In her erogenous zone
But Dear will pull out her tape measure.

I love playing with my tool
because you make me drool
watching ur bouncing perky tits
Im in total bliss
while sitting at the pool

I love being silly
with my pint size willy
i dream of you soft caress
you do it with such finess
wonder if she'll be my fantasy really

I love you be deep in Dear treasure
she gives me such pleasure
when I stroke her erogenous zone
I wont be moaning alone
and with that you dont need a measure

Dear love to scream
as I lick up her cream
she squeezes my head tight
with her legs and all her might
and shouts pinch me Im in a dream

you I softly caressed
as you I undressed
down on my knees
you I want to please
I am truly blessed

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Dear in her eyes has the stars
For a Bear who loves honey bars.
She dances, romances
Takes various stances
She'd follow him as far as to Mars.

But the Bear who likes limerick game
Thinks my talk of love is too tame.
So I'll pull down his britches
To show all his riches
And we'll find out how good is his aim

 

[biggbear8]

Dear in her eyes has the stars
For a Bear who loves honey bars.
She dances, romances
Takes various stances
She'd follow him as far as to Mars.

But the Bear who likes limerick game
Thinks my talk of love is too tame.
So I'll pull down his britches
To show all his riches
And we'll find out how good is his aim

ive taken her to venus and mars
her eyes full of stars
on her hands and knees
pounding deeper into her to please
then lay around with a twik bars

at the limerick game some think im king
ive reached for that brass ring
when u pulled my britches
my tongue and cock are my riches
as i do my favorite thing

blondie I'd love to show
you everything I know
but you have your man
and he make you happy as he can
so Ill be a nice guy and be a no show

Blondie it's true I love to cum
in the mouth, pussy or bum
watching her take a lick
sliding up and down my dick
mmmmmm I'd love some

now Blondie you are very sweet
a very nice treat
with a body that a killer
and really a thriller
mmmmmmmm I'd love to eat

 

[Raindear816]

Dear in her eyes has the stars
For a Bear who loves honey bars.
She dances, romances
Takes various stances
She'd follow him as far as to Mars.

But the Bear who likes limerick game
Thinks my talk of love is too tame.
So I'll pull down his britches
To show all his riches
And we'll find out how good is his aim[/B]

His aim is quite good
On my tits if he would
cum he'd shoot
licking them as they taste better than fruit
Blondie sweet doll, pull his britches down..u should!

It's true my eyes have stars
And I would follow him to Mars,
I'll keep romancin'
And around Bear's pole I'll keep dancin'
Just keep me hydrated with Tequila from the bar!

I'd be there sucking
My mouth he'd be fucking
As my lips parted, he'd spew
Then I would keep sucking til Bear's balls were no longer blue!
When It comes to oral pleasure, he knows I'd keep on trucking!

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

With Bear's most suggestive rhyme
I am tempted to make serious time
For a quick little poke
From the jovial bloke
But I'm really just ringing his chime.

Bigg Bear has an appetite today
Energetic with Dear he will play.
His appetite ferocious
But I'm so precocious
I'll just have to keep him at bay.

 

[biggbear8]

His aim is quite good
On my tits if he would
cum he'd shoot
licking them as they taste better than fruit
Blondie sweet doll, pull his britches down..u should!

It's true my eyes have stars
And I would follow him to Mars,
I'll keep romancin'
And around Bear's pole I'll keep dancin'
Just keep me hydrated with Tequila from the bar!

I'd be there sucking
My mouth he'd be fucking
As my lips parted, he'd spew
Then I would keep sucking til Bear's balls were no longer blue!
When It comes to oral pleasure, he knows I'd keep on trucking!

spewing cum on your tits and your lips
as her head take a slight dip
lapping up my cum
as you stick a finger up my bum
and my cock takes another trip

more then you mouth Ill be fucking
and your pussy and clit Ill be sucking
my balls wont be blue
then Im through
and hearing you scream keep on trucking!!

she says my cum taste like fruit
as down her throat I shoot
we love romancing
making love and dancing
and she loves my spewing fruit

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Miss Cookie who started this craze
Cum Monday has such busy days
As she will be working
Or maybe just jerking
Hardhats who will get a raise

For the pool is getting bigger you see
We've gone on a new buidling spree
And Cookie has said
She'll work on that thread
From a family of carpenters sprung she.

But we may need a magic wand
Because hardhats not many have donned
But Cookie and I
Will at least get their eye
They'll hammer the nails for two blonde.

 

[barn888]

Bear is a good friend to me
And he really loves the ladies you see
He fondles Rain's nookie
While he pounds Cookie
Next he'll nail Blondie

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Bear is a good friend to me
And he really loves the ladies you see
He fondles Rain's nookie
While he pounds Cookie
Next he'll nail Blondie

But can Bear nail the Barn door shut
Cause it looks like it's wide open or what
Unless it has latches
I might show my snatches
Oh my! I'm starting to strut!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear is a good friend to me
And he really loves the ladies you see
He fondles Rain's nookie
While he pounds Cookie
Next he'll nail Blondie

Dear is the one for me you see
deep inside her I want to be
cookie and blondie I wont touch
they have men full of lust
looking into dears eyes so blue

 

[biggbear8]

But can Bear nail the Barn door shut
Cause it looks like it's wide open or what
Unless it has latches
I might show my snatches
Oh my! I'm starting to strut!

as you start to strut
showing off your fantastic butt
I love your your beautiful clit
wishing I could taste it
think Im getting in a rut

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

as you start to strut
showing off your fantastic butt
I love your your beautiful clit
wishing I could taste it
think Im getting in a rut

A rut it is certainly not sweetie
You are Bigg and most definitely meaty
A sampler you want
And I don't mean to taunt
Just how bad do you want to eat me.

 

[biggbear8]

A rut it is certainly not sweetie
You are Bigg and most definitely meaty
A sampler you want
And I don't mean to taunt
Just how bad do you want to eat me.

i want to lick you so bad
almost taste like i had
licking your clit
so very quick
being alonemakes me sad

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

i want to lick you so bad
almost taste like i had
licking your clit
so very quick
being alonemakes me sad

But you aren't alone furry Bear
You have Rain whom you really care
So licking my clit
Helps only a bit
As you're lonely without Dear so rare.

 

[biggbear8]

But you aren't alone furry Bear
You have Rain whom you really care
So licking my clit
Helps only a bit
As you're lonely without Dear so rare. [/QUOT]


I do miss dear making love so rare
and for her i do care
your clit is real
and it has great appeal
licking it to fulfill ur enjoymen for this bear

 

[Raindear816]

DEAR IS BLUSHIN

Bear hunny you can lick blonde's clitty
Soon I'll put your cock 'tween my titties
My 34D's aint bad
Don't think you'll be sad
Know I love ya, so don't feel shitty!

Blonde you sex kitten
I admire that you're a vixen
Showin off your snatch
Your hubby has a catch
All this playin with bear makes me smitten!

As for Barn's door
He'd be fun for anyone to explore
With ego's a fluffin'
I hear he's born to eat muffins
He's definitely not a bore!

When my husband is gone
And I'm all alone,
I plan to take Bear
Giving him more than his share
Showing how deeply my love for him is sewn!

Cookie is so classy
That Viagra Lassy
Just gotta love her
There's sunshine all around'er
Keeping the Limericks all really Sassy