Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

Re: DEAR IS BLUSHIN

Bear hunny you can lick blonde's clitty
Soon I'll put your cock 'tween my titties
My 34D's aint bad
Don't think you'll be sad
Know I love ya, so don't feel shitty!

Blonde you sex kitten
I admire that you're a vixen
Showin off your snatch
Your hubby has a catch
All this playin with bear makes me smitten!

As for Barn's door
He'd be fun for anyone to explore
With ego's a fluffin'
I hear he's born to eat muffins
He's definitely not a bore!

When my husband is gone
And I'm all alone,
I plan to take Bear
Giving him more than his share
Showing how deeply my love for him is sewn!

Cookie is so classy
That Viagra Lassy
Just gotta love her
There's sunshine all around'er
Keeping the Limericks all really Sassy

its your clit that i really need
hope you dont thinkits greed
your nectar so sweet
a delicious treat
for it I do plead

when your hubby's finally away
its time for us to play
all you love i dont want to share
please give it all to the bear
with you I want to stay

licking your excited clitty
and fucking your titties
your 34d are very fine
on them ill dine
and i wont feel shitty

please dont be smitten
for your are my kitten
you are the vixon
ill put my dick in
I think Ive been bitten

with an ass that fine and dandy
and you tasting like candy
I just cant get enough
and sometimes we play rough
when we are feeling really randy

hugs and kisses my sweet love dear
I truly want you always near
with you Im in bliss
from the very first kiss
and knowing that you love me and care

I LOVE YOU MY DARLING RAIN
my sweet hummingbird

 

[biggbear8]

COME MONDAYAND FUUL OF LUST
INSIDE YOU I HOPE TO BUST
DEAR YOU MAKE ME STIFF
WHEN I LICK YOUR PUSSY LIPS
I JUST HOPE MY COCK WONT RUST


dear dreams of you riding me high
then sucking me dry
smiling as we kiss
we're in a lustful bliss
as yyou raise you ass high into the sky


fucking ur 34ds
and u putting on the squeeze
sliding in and out
as i groan and shout
and her you scream cummmmmmmm please

dear love my cum says its a treat
cause it thick and sweet
licking suckig all around
dropping me to my knees to the ground
and dear wanting a repeat

love you sweetheart
a dear and a bear true love so rare

 

[barn888]

I think Rain and Bear need to get a room! lol.

 

[Raindear816]

a room...no a DEN!!!

original post by barn 888:

I think Rain and Bear need to get a room! lol.

I think darlin barn you've said that before
I don't wanna offend cuz with Bear I wanna score
I enjoy these rhymes so tricky
Thinking about gettin all sticky
Spilling my honey all over the floor!

As it's licked up
It could fill a cup
I like to get messy
But that's not a guessy
Bear could do me down or do me up!

Barn u wanna watch?
As I part this triangle panty swatch
showing my snatch so shaven
It is my biggbear's haven
MMMMMMMMM his cock's bigger than SASQUATCH!!!

Barn you're my precious buddy,
even if you're a lil nutty
Here's my new bitch--
My son's got the shits
Making my bathroom all cruddy

~kisses to all, especially my dearest Bear!~

 

[biggbear8]

orginally posted by raindear
I think darlin barn you've said that before
I don't wanna offend cuz with Bear I wanna score
I enjoy these rhymes so tricky
Thinking about gettin all sticky
Spilling my honey all over the floor!

As it's licked up
It could fill a cup
I like to get messy
But that's not a guessy
Bear could do me down or do me up!

Barn u wanna watch?
As I part this triangle panty swatch
showing my snatch so shaven
It is my biggbear's haven
MMMMMMMMM his cock's bigger than SASQUATCH!!!
____________________________________________________

babe my sweetdear with me you always score
with you Ill never be a bore
I love then get sticky
and with you I do tricky's
aand we are laying on the floor

its my dream to lick you up and down and all about
licking you till you cum and shout
and its not a guess
to know I love your mess
licking you crack and filling it with my snout

I love to watch you shaven
my beautiful haven
filling you with my thick cock
making you world rock
and all the joys ill be raven

with your pussy so wet and smooth
and our motion in a groove
your 34ds swinging and swaying
and with your clit your playing
and we explode wwith every move

babe I miss you so
dreaming of you I hope you know
with ur arms around me tight
making love to you all night
and with you I want to go

love you my Dear
and for you I care
for this Bear
wants to share
all the delights we can fare

love you my swthumminbird

 

[Raindear816]

Dearest bear I am guzzlin, daquiri's of strawberry
If this limerick is silly, its cuz my liquor I don't well carry
My precious Mason has the screamin' shits
His Dad sees that acting like a mom is ithe pits
I think I in the future, more respect I will carry

I miss you my hunny
Our limericks hot and funny
You make me tremble all over
I'm luckier than A 4 leaf clover
On the darkest days you make me feel sunny

Thank you sugar bear i love ya with all my Dear heart:heart

wanna do naughty things with you baby! including the twins (wink)

 

[biggbear8]

Dearest bear I am guzzlin, daquiri's of strawberry
If this limerick is silly, its cuz my liquor I don't well carry
My precious Mason has the screamin' shits
His Dad sees that acting like a mom is ithe pits
I think I in the future, more respect I will carry

I miss you my hunny
Our limericks hot and funny
You make me tremble all over
I'm luckier than A 4 leaf clover
On the darkest days you make me feel sunny

Thank you sugar bear i love ya with all my Dear heart:heart

wanna do naughty things with you baby! including the twins (wink)

babe it looks like you and strawberry daquiris dont mix
but I have the perfect fix
a kiss from me
and drunk with lust you well be
and no hang over from the daquiri mix

my sweet hunny you I truly miss
sending you the sweetest kiss
you make me quiver
and shiver
and we lay exhausted in bliss

I feel Im the luckiest man you see
because you chose me
you make my days sunny and bright
being with you is wonderful at night
and in my dream I am holding thee

I love you with deep in my heart my precious Dear

 

[middlestump1]

Got two i's and an m and a c,
Got an r and a k and an e
On that square there's an l
So now what can i spell?
L-I-M-E-R-I-C-K! Gee!!!!


(That's a 50 point bonus, lol)

To scrabble players everywhere

 

[middlestump1]

Trying to bring back some shape to this thread.
Offering Cookie my purple cock head.
Please just nibble, don't bite;
If i could stay hard all night,
I'd certainly keep you well fed

 

[biggbear8]

Trying to bring back some shape to this thread.
Offering Cookie my purple cock head.
Please just nibble, don't bite;
If i could stay hard all night,
I'd certainly keep you well fed

stump the bear and a dear
have kept the limericks near
our sex is hot
and you is not
as i drive into my dears rear

 

[biggbear8]

my darling rain
I wish I could take you to spain
id love to dive int o your muff
on the seas of on the bluffs
and orgasms we'd gain


in the sunset id make love
I fit inside you like a glove
you well be sprinkling
as the moon and stars twinkling
in the dark sky above

under the midnight moon
we will spoon
cudddles as one
with you hon
making love to you till noon

in her throat dear takes me deep
and I dont hear a peep
her tongue twirls
my head whirls
as my cum starts to seep

I turn her around
place her on the ground
licking her pussy and clit
lickity split
and she gushes abound

as I place her on her knees
as screams hard and deep please
I want to feel you deep inside
your cock I want to hide
Im cummmming ohhhh geeeeeeessss

holding you near
saying I love you Dear
I want you and need you too
ready to bust full of lust its true
this Bear misses you and for you he cares

love you darling good luck in classes tomorrow
and have a great day hope to see you wednesday
hugs and kisses love Bear

 

[biggbear8]

now the pool is growing by leaps and bounds
its keeping alot of new people around
the ladies all have lovely bodies
they are really hotties
as they play on the pool grounds


now Elizabeth and Blondie are so cool
they have added a hot tub to the pool
and a cabana
the color of a banana
where everyone can play and around they fool


all the men have been drooling
as Elizabeth been very hot flaoting in the pool
with her body so tanned and sleek
everyone wants a peek
and she just acts very cool

Blondie has a great tan
and a couple of guys cool her with a fan
as she lies in the sun
just having fun
and stiring up a few of the men as only she can

good luck with your activaties
and all you festivies
hope everyone parties
really hardy
and they all enjoy the festivites

hugs ladies

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie turned and grabbed slick
tokk into her hand his dick
this has a great taste
and im going to waste
and with her tongue did a trick

 

[biggbear8]

S ilky she grabbed barn
and had a spool of yarn
he said that well never hold
and she was very bold
he laughed you tied me again darn

now barn wiggled
she tickled and he giggled
as he tried to get loose
he was tied better then a goose
she kept tickling and giggling

the hot wax then came out
barn began to shout
she spread it on his cock and jacked
then she pulled it back
and he screamed as his hair came out

when his balls were clean and neat
on his chest she did a repeat
he screan no please
for you ill get on my knees
she straddled him and when they cum he got a treat

 

[~Elizabeth~]

now the pool is growing by leaps and bounds
its keeping alot of new people around
the ladies all have lovely bodies
they are really hotties
as they play on the pool grounds


now Elizabeth and Blondie are so cool
they have added a hot tub to the pool
and a cabana
the color of a banana
where everyone can play and around they fool


all the men have been drooling
as Elizabeth been very hot flaoting in the pool
with her body so tanned and sleek
everyone wants a peek
and she just acts very cool

Blondie has a great tan
and a couple of guys cool her with a fan
as she lies in the sun
just having fun
and stiring up a few of the men as only she can

good luck with your activaties
and all you festivies
hope everyone parties
really hardy
and they all enjoy the festivites

hugs ladies

Thanks Bear for the sweet well wishes, we both hope it grows by leap and bounds and that everyone always has fun with us there.

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

now the pool is growing by leaps and bounds
its keeping alot of new people around
the ladies all have lovely bodies
they are really hotties
as they play on the pool grounds


now Elizabeth and Blondie are so cool
they have added a hot tub to the pool
and a cabana
the color of a banana
where everyone can play and around they fool


all the men have been drooling
as Elizabeth been very hot flaoting in the pool
with her body so tanned and sleek
everyone wants a peek
and she just acts very cool

Blondie has a great tan
and a couple of guys cool her with a fan
as she lies in the sun
just having fun
and stiring up a few of the men as only she can

good luck with your activaties
and all you festivies
hope everyone parties
really hardy
and they all enjoy the festivites

hugs ladies

The pool indeed it is growing
With lots of people worth knowing
We work at it hard
And keep up the yard
But mostly we keep our flesh showing

Not Bear, but many of the men
They seem mostly to like our bare skin
They grope and they gawk
And lusty they talk
With mostly the same question "when"

And when they find the location
Of the private coffee shop station
They mostly stay there
On a wing and a prayer
Cause they think it will be their salvation

So the visitors we must replenish
Or the pool traffic it would diminish
Cause after caffeine
The boys turn all green
Think their love search is over and finish

So new boys we tan and we tease
Make them think they get as they please
The thing starts all over
They think they're in clover
And wait for the words "coffee please"

But here in the limerick land
Where motives are sexy, not grand
I'll pull out Bear's dick
And give it a lick
And watch the swell of his gland.

Cause after that Bigg Bear will be
A furry guy all full of glee
And when his dear Dear
Arrives with her cheer
He's so horny he's on bended knee.

 

[cookiejar]

Got two i's and an m and a c,
Got an r and a k and an e
On that square there's an l
So now what can i spell?
L-I-M-E-R-I-C-K! Gee!!!!


(That's a 50 point bonus, lol)

To scrabble players everywhere

MS cheerleader for my thread
Said I love S-E-X-instead
but in a short skirt
MS that big flirt
It fills me with such dread!!

 

[cookiejar]

Trying to bring back some shape to this thread.
Offering Cookie my purple cock head.
Please just nibble, don't bite;
If i could stay hard all night,
I'd certainly keep you well fed

MS I don't bite I lick
That always does the trick
I cram my mouth
when I go down south
Filling my mouth with prick!!

 

[middlestump1]

In a peach, lightweight, short, summer skirt,
I bet you would temptingly flirt,
In an open-topped car,
My sweet cookiejar,
I'm sure you could get me to spurt

 

[middlestump1]

From a relative newcomer rookie,
To a cheerleader for threads by cookie!
Wow! What a promotion.
Don't waste the skin lotion,
We'll use it in our next bit of nookie!

 

[barn888]

 

[Raindear816]

to my biggbear

Oh you sexy fine bear
My heart you have snared
When behind me you're rammin'
My hips thrusting and your cock jammin'
Cum early? OH i wouldn't dare!

Cuz even then you wouldn't relent,
You spin me over with my leg's bent
over your head
in our bed
Until I gush and am nearly spent!

But it's you Bear I want to take
Wanna open my mouth when you whip out that snake
I've been known to suck
A golf ball thru a garden hose and give a good fuck
For you Bear darlin, my time I will take.

My tongue will twirl
My lips round your shaft will swirl
I'll have you growlin
I love hearing you howlin'
Wanna make you cum so hard, your toes curl!

Love you my sweet sugar bear
The damn weather sucks here I swear
After with you I was delighting,
The electricity was put out by lightning
How I do miss you my darlin Bear

Will try to cum back with you later
After Everyone's out like a sack-o-taters
If not tonight,
Tomorrow for sure... no fright
We'll share love making that will leave us in steamy vapors

Oh and MS and Barn thanks for the yarns, y'all have me laffin, and I 'ppreciate it
Love the BINGO bonus MS ( I love Literati on Yahoo)

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

 

[biggbear8]

Re: to my biggbear

Oh you sexy fine bear
My heart you have snared
When behind me you're rammin'
My hips thrusting and your cock jammin'
Cum early? OH i wouldn't dare!

Cuz even then you wouldn't relent,
You spin me over with my leg's bent
over your head
in our bed
Until I gush and am nearly spent!

But it's you Bear I want to take
Wanna open my mouth when you whip out that snake
I've been known to suck
A golf ball thru a garden hose and give a good fuck
For you Bear darlin, my time I will take.

My tongue will twirl
My lips round your shaft will swirl
I'll have you growlin
I love hearing you howlin'
Wanna make you cum so hard, your toes curl!

Love you my sweet sugar bear
The damn weather sucks here I swear
After with you I was delighting,
The electricity was put out by lightning
How I do miss you my darlin Bear

Will try to cum back with you later
After Everyone's out like a sack-o-taters
If not tonight,
Tomorrow for sure... no fright
We'll share love making that will leave us in steamy vapors

Oh and MS and Barn thanks for the yarns, y'all have me laffin, and I 'ppreciate it
Love the BINGO bonus MS ( I love Literati on Yahoo)

you sexy wonerful Dear
deep inmy heart you are near
love being bhind you rammin
and love the way you thrust back into my cock jammin
us cum early never fear

with you I wont relent
whether from behind or ur legs bent
in the bed
or giving me head
and we'll both be spent

then your mouth sucks onmy snake
your head inmy hands ill take
you really know how to suck
and your a great fuck
and when you cum its never fake

mmmmmmmm love the way your tongue twirls
and your soft lips swirl
you have me howling
and growling
and then i came it was not only my toes that curls

I love you my sweet Dear
having bad weather i fear
I felt the shock
all the way through my cock
and I miss you very much my sweet Dear

I hope that you can make it back later
I hope you have no snapping gater
but if its not meant to be tonight
I ll see you tomorrow, I dont fright
and we always have steamy vapers

love you my Dear
I whisper in your ear
holding you tight earlier today
sorry the weather took you away
it wasnt long enough for this Bear and a Dear

hugs kisses love you

 

[biggbear8]

orginally posted by hubbyswetblonde
The pool indeed it is growing
With lots of people worth knowing
We work at it hard
And keep up the yard
But mostly we keep our flesh showing

Not Bear, but many of the men
They seem mostly to like our bare skin
They grope and they gawk
And lusty they talk
With mostly the same question "when"

And when they find the location
Of the private coffee shop station
They mostly stay there
On a wing and a prayer
Cause they think it will be their salvation

So the visitors we must replenish
Or the pool traffic it would diminish
Cause after caffeine
The boys turn all green
Think their love search is over and finish

So new boys we tan and we tease
Make them think they get as they please
The thing starts all over
They think they're in clover
And wait for the words "coffee please"

But here in the limerick land
Where motives are sexy, not grand
I'll pull out Bear's dick
And give it a lick
And watch the swell of his gland.

Cause after that Bigg Bear will be
A furry guy all full of glee
And when his dear Dear
Arrives with her cheer
He's so horny he's on bended knee.
____________________________________________________

the pool bigger then you dreamed
and your smiles beamed
keeping the yard nice and neat
all the bushes and trees lined with peat
so when are you adding steam

sorry but bear does like you bare skin
he just doesnt ask when
he's happy looking
and seeing you cooking
that the way is should have been

the coffee shop their salavation i think not
because the pool is the spot
the ladies are hot
and the men you tie in knots
as you strutt around in naught

well the visitors well replenish
the men are not finished
the tobacco is the thing tha make them sick
and look like yick
and that well cause traffic to diminish

its your bodies that are tanned and has them teased
and your words that make them think their pleased
you will always be in clover
as each day it starts over and over
and they are drinking in your beauty that they are pleased

now see your teasing the bear in limerick land
as you play with my dick in your hand
then you take a lick
on my dick
and watch as i swell in my gland

finally Dear did arrive
I felt so alive
Im smiling with glee
on bended knee
making love to her is what for I strive

so Blondie you are a sweet
some even think a treat
you are my friend
and the rules I wont bend
knowing you is very neat

Elizabeth you are a sexy doll
and no one ever cries foul
your body is tanned and bright
and feels so right
and your also a night owl

the pool has all the sexy ladies
Cookie , Rosy Baby Doll and maybe a Sadie
all so wonderful and sweet
an ediable treat
and should be treated with respect of a lady