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Re: Re: Re: dancing bear

HubbysWetBlonde said:
Blondie thought she was alone
Til Biggbear pulled out his bone
And wiggled it in
Neat as a pin
And brought out her deep sulty moan.
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with deep sulty moans and squeezing me tight
she was in utter delight
when i shove it in deeper
she screamed he a keeper
deeper deeeper you shouted out right
 
with a heated passionate kiss
she was in total bliss
when she got on her knees
and siad would you please
inside blondie I wouldnt miss
 
biggbear8 said:
BLONDIE and ELIZABETH lay nude in the sun
always looking for some fun
right from the starting gun
they have all the men on the run
and always laugh at a good pun
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The two girls like to be nude
For neither is what you call prude
They lay in the sun
To tan their cute bun
And watch for the next horny dude.
 
HubbysWetBlonde said:
The two girls like to be nude
For neither is what you call prude
They lay in the sun
To tan their cute bun
And watch for the next horny dude.
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what beautiful buns have they
with them any man would lay
the two lovers are hot
and to them all the men trot
just for a roll in the hay
 
now see bear tried one day
but she wouldnt play
said she was busy
it made bear dizzy
trying to figure out what to say
 
barn started to mumble
said he was looking for a rumble
ran into wildrose
and did a pose
saying Im here lets tumble
 
biggbear8 said:
barn started to mumble
said he was looking for a rumble
ran into wildrose
and did a pose
saying Im here lets tumble
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LOL, you're a nut! :D :D :D
 
Oh how t6his dear does miss
Biggbear's precious kiss
BUt the family here is trippin'
My hair outtta my head I'm ready to be rippin
I only smile when I reminisce.


LMAO @ y'all's duels Cookie, blonde, middlestump(u nut), Barn,
And most of all dearest Bear :kiss: :rose::devil::heart::cool:
 
Raindear816 said:
Oh how t6his dear does miss
Biggbear's precious kiss
BUt the family here is trippin'
My hair outtta my head I'm ready to be rippin
I only smile when I reminisce.


LMAO @ y'all's duels Cookie, blonde, middlestump(u nut), Barn,
And most of all dearest Bear :kiss: :rose::devil::heart::cool:
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sending you loving hug and kiss
boy its you I sure do miss
seemd like so long
since you've been gone
and to be with you is my only wish

laying here with you
thinking of things to do
start to kiss your thigh
as you moan OHHHHH MYYYYYY
I just love what you do

not a limerick but I did think about you as i wrote this

Hot, petals of flesh
Cum covered tongue,
Hungrily lapping
Up the glistening pearl juices
Creaming of the double lips
Dripping down my chin.
Tongue slurps hungrily at the clit.
Exploding as the love lava flows.
 
Duel!

Stand at ten paces, said Bear
Limericks will fill up the air.
And limericks are serious
The competition is furious
And Blondie has offered a dare.

For while Blondie's a rookie
She's been studying the Cookie.
When out in the Barn
She's spun many a yarn
So Bear should not wager his bookie.

To Stumpy him in front of his Dear
Would most certainly be like a spear
Right into the pride
Of the Bear's softest side
And make him drink gallons of beer.
 
Re: Duel!

HubbysWetBlonde said:
Stand at ten paces, said Bear
Limericks will fill up the air.
And limericks are serious
The competition is furious
And Blondie has offered a dare.

For while Blondie's a rookie
She's been studying the Cookie.
When out in the Barn
She's spun many a yarn
So Bear should not wager his bookie.

To Stumpy him in front of his Dear
Would most certainly be like a spear
Right into the pride
Of the Bear's softest side
And make him drink gallons of beer.
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now standing back at ten paces
bear pulls out a couple aces
she may have studied cookie
but she still just a rookie
and will bow to my graces


now she been playing in the barn
but she wasnt making yarn
she had the bull by the tail
on him she's trying to impail
when just shouted oh darn

this bear is proud of his soft side
wears his heart on his sleeve with pride
and its his spear
that is very dear to Dear
and soft and slow into her i glide


blonde mumbled
something about a rumble
bear is up for the dare
we'll let everyone read and stare
and you are about to tumble

blonde was laying in the sun
but she forget to turn and burnt her bun
crying everytime she sat
Ive had enough of that
wont you get me a rubber tube hon

blondie really likes to fuck
one night fucked to death a duck
try as she might
told the duck dont die fight
but ended up serving up duck al orange as pot luck

blondie looked at elizabeth and said
that bear he's dead
the limericks he 's writes
just arent quite right
look at what Ive just read


be back in a little bit
 
Bear's aces in delicate places
He hoped for Blondie displaces
Her attitude cocky
Her start sort of rocky
But she says she's still in the races.
 
HubbysWetBlonde said:
Bear's aces in delicate places
He hoped for Blondie displaces
Her attitude cocky
Her start sort of rocky
But she says she's still in the races.
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she's says blue eyes blondes are smarter
I think she took the wrong charter
she wanted to go to boise
but it was to noisy
and with the agent she tried to barter

for a quick blow
tell me how far i could go
on her knees
begging please
and really put on a show

to her it was no shock
when his hips began to rock
her head bobbed up and down
her tongue swirled around
as she sucked on his cock

she walks around the pool bare
on her body not one hair
her pussy smooth and dreamy
as when she cum very creamy
thats why all the men hang there
 
Bear can't choose between limerick or dick
When he duels with the new Blondie chick
His hormones are raging
Getting ready for staging
Pretty soon he'll post a frog lick.
 
Barn was a friend of the owner
At the restaurant they used to call Boner
He claimed he had watched
And nothing got botched
But the thieves worked right through his moaner
 
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