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BARN THE MAN THAT NEVER SLEEPS
THINK HE'S A TOM THATS PEEPS
LOOKING THROUGH THE SHADES
AS THEIR CLOTHES CASCADES
AND THE WOMAN SCREAM AND LEAPS
 
biggbear8 said:
BARN THE MAN THAT NEVER SLEEPS
THINK HE'S A TOM THATS PEEPS
LOOKING THROUGH THE SHADES
AS THEIR CLOTHES CASCADES
AND THE WOMAN SCREAM AND LEAPS
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Barn he tried counting sheep
Over the fence they did leap
they made him so hot
he jerked off a lot
And finally fell asleep!!


:eek: :eek:
 
Bear had sex on an incline
He swore it was really divine
his love was real
as he made her squeal
Bear and his cute little swine!!


:eek: :eek:
 
MS had sex with a cow
Fireworks went off..kapow
He pulled each udder
Making her shudder
As she mooed...yes now!!


:p :p
 
ABM said I don't like to gloat
But I really like sex with my goat
I love her baas
her sighs and ahhs
I really can float her boat!!


:p :p
 
Bending Dear over a stump
While into her hard you pump?
Well, Bear, I'm so flattered,
Just hope I'm not spattered
When you take it out of Dear's rump
 
Rosy and her favorite horse
He rode her...of course
she said your hooves
kinda make grooves
He just whinnied with remorse!!


:eek: :eek:
 
So cookie's now running a farm,
With all of her usual charm,
But pimping her stock?
That comes as a shock,
Ringing bells like a fire alarm
 
middlestump1 said:
Bending Dear over a stump
While into her hard you pump?
Well, Bear, I'm so flattered,
Just hope I'm not spattered
When you take it out of Dear's rump
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Now did Bear pump Dear's rump
Or was it that sneak middlestump
she has to choose
one will lose
Who gets to give Dear a bump??


:devil: :devil:
 
middlestump1 said:
Bending Dear over a stump
While into her hard you pump?
Well, Bear, I'm so flattered,
Just hope I'm not spattered
When you take it out of Dear's rump
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now stump I use you as a table
so into dears rump I was more able
your were doing fine
with that knotty pine
as I pumped in and out of her she felt like sable
 
Cookie she felt so small and alone
she started to piss and moan
a slap on her butt
got her out of that rut
Made her hot and she started to moan!!


:cool: :cool:
 
Slick started choking his chicken
Cause the hen had no place to stick in
she said hens like cocks
we all come in flocks
Too bad you can't stick your prick in!!


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
cookiejar said:
Bear had sex on an incline
He swore it was really divine
his love was real
as he made her squeal
Bear and his cute little swine!!


:eek: :eek:
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Cookie making love on and incline was devine
and your were sighing be mine
it was a blast
a long time it lastee
lets go back and do it again on the incline
 
biggbear8 said:
Cookie making love on and incline was devine
and your were sighing be mine
it was a blast
a long time it lastee
lets go back and do it again on the incline
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Bear are you calling me a pig
It's ok...cause muds my new gig
you wrestle and roll
till you find a hole
Alas your pork is not big!!



:p :p
 
cookiejar said:
Cookie she felt so small and alone
she started to piss and moan
a slap on her butt
got her out of that rut
Made her hot and she started to moan!!


:cool: :cool:
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slapping Cookie on her butt
she then started to strut
she bend over my knee
and more was her plea
her smile showed she was no longer in a rut
 
Cookie you are never alone and small
then bear's standing next to you so tall
giving you a passionate kiss
sending you into bliss
so good to see you smile and all
 
to the forest Dear went and looked around
then she layed down on the ground
between her legs she spread some stuff
and the the Bear little tail tickled her muff
and in that pleasure she found
 
dancing bear

There once was a bigg boy named Bear
Who never knew quite what to wear.
So he took of his pants
And started to dance
But the women did nothing but stare.
 
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Re: dancing bear

HubbysWetBlonde said:
There once was a bigg boy named Bear
Who never knew quite what to wear.
So he took of his pants
And started to dance
But the women did nothing but stare.
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well BLONDIE laid on the diving board
spread her legs for bear to adore
her pussy was glistening
and everyone listening
when she screamed bear ohhhhhh good lord
 
BLONDIE and ELIZABETH lay nude in the sun
always looking for some fun
right from the starting gun
they have all the men on the run
and always laugh at a good pun
 
Re: Re: dancing bear

biggbear8 said:
well BLONDIE laid on the diving board
spread her legs for bear to adore
her pussy was glistening
and everyone listening
when she screamed bear ohhhhhh good lord
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Blondie thought she was alone
Til Biggbear pulled out his bone
And wiggled it in
Neat as a pin
And brought out her deep sulty moan.
 
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