Limericks at 10 Paces

biggbear8 said:
i seen a tear coming from your eye
as u looked at the tortured guy
covered in dust
and full of rust
and all you did was sigh??


heheheheheh




Bear that's not what I meant
I sighed cause I'm so innocent
a virgin I am
as sweet as a lamb
Your insults they don't make a dent!!


:p :p
 
cookie did u pick it up and look in the single eye
before you just sighed
it might have some life maybe
if you would have stroked it you see
but all you did was say good bye
 
cookiejar said:
Bear that's not what I meant
I sighed cause I'm so innocent
a virgin I am
as sweet as a lamb
Your insults they don't make a dent!!


:p :p


sweet as a lamb you can be
innocent we will see
a virgin i think not
a child you got
insults innocent i plea
 
Cookie stood on the ladder rung
While Slick a man so well hung
his head up her skirt
having dessert
Just lapping it up with his tongue!!



:eek: :eek:
 
biggbear8 said:
sweet as a lamb you can be
innocent we will see
a virgin i think not
a child you got
insults innocent i plea



On my innocence I plead the fifth
My bad girl rep is a myth
would you believe
I'm sweet and naive
I could never make a man writhe!!


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
cookiejar said:
On my innocence I plead the fifth
My bad girl rep is a myth
would you believe
I'm sweet and naive
I could never make a man writhe!!


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


i do believe your very sweet
and naive thats a treat
ur innocence needs no fifth
and ur bad image is a myth
having fun and bieing with you is really neat
 
now COOKIE is a lady first class
she's a sweet innocent lass
she shows alot of caring
her heart on her sleeve she wearing
and deserve the respect at last


COOKIE a lady full of pride
will always be at ur side
she will make you laugh
at her limericks gaffs
and your wishes she'll abide


Cookie has her ebbs and tides
and even some really rough rides
she just need s someone to smile and care
and with you she 'll share
hoping the spirits are her guides
 
biggbear8 said:
now COOKIE is a lady first class
she's a sweet innocent lass
she shows alot of caring
her heart on her sleeve she wearing
and deserve the respect at last


COOKIE a lady full of pride
will always be at ur side
she will make you laugh
at her limericks gaffs
and your wishes she'll abide


Cookie has her ebbs and tides
and even some really rough rides
she just need s someone to smile and care
and with you she 'll share
hoping the spirits are her guides



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from a dear to her bear

I'm sorry i've been slack
but bear I'll be back
I've been in the sun
Now the lil bears are having fun
Without you I feel off track

Even when classes start
Bear, you'll still have my heart
I'll be online
We'll be just fine
Cuz we have perfected this art

Of you I do dream,
Between my thighs, you make me scream
I love your tenderness
dear feels truly blessed
Could eat ya up like whipped creme!

So precious loving bear
I wanna wrap my hair
around your cock
while up and down you rock
that's something we've yet to share ;)

:kiss::heart::rose::)
love you sugarbear!
 
you havent been slack
the kids on ur back
out having fun
in the sun
we'll be back on track


im very happy to be in ur heart
we are really perfecting this art
when you come online
ill be smiling and be fine
good luck when classes start


of you are all my dreams
loving you moans and screams
im am truly blessed
to find a woman who love my tenderness
and the smile on my face beams

this precious loving bear
love ur silky smooth hair
wrapped around my cock
my world you rock
with you every postion i want to share

so the things we havent done yet
on this you can bet
you'll ride my cock
which is hard as a rock
up and down motion you'll get

:rose: :kiss: :heart: :rose: :kiss: :heart: :heart:
love you sweetheart dear
 
biggbear8 said:
now barn ur not in a slump
its everyone u bump
and ur not a grump
u just need to get a hump
cuase they say ur hung like a stump


LOL, I'm not sure wheather to be insulted or flattered! lol. :rolleyes:
 
biggbear8 said:
now barn ur not in a slump
its everyone u bump
and ur not a grump
u just need to get a hump
cuase they say ur hung like a stump



Does a stump have a rump
And can that rump pump
well by darn
ask Mr. barn
If a grump like him can hump!!


:p :p
 
Our Bear has a dear in his sights
It makes for some very hot nights
Off goes his gun
and when they are done
This dear took our Bear to the heights!!


:devil: :devil:
 
cookiejar said:
Does a stump have a rump
And can that rump pump
well by darn
ask Mr. barn
If a grump like him can hump!!


:p :p


This stump has a rump
And can I ever hump
The ladies scream and shout
When old Barn whips it out
I thrust it in and pump, pump, pump!

:D
 
to cookie from Raindear

Original post by cookiejar
Our Bear has a dear in his sights
It makes for some very hot nights
Off goes his gun
and when they are done
This dear took our Bear to the heights!!



:rose: :)

Cookiejar my dear,
for you I must cheer
cuz you created this site
it's such a delight
for me, your new friend Raindear

Now it's true I do care
about our wonderful Bear
But I'm making new friends
the fun never ends
Y'all make me giggle so much I swear!

Meeting Rose, Bear, Cookie, Barn, and Knight
Thank you all for welcoming me right
For making me laff off my ass
Making me smile like a large-mouthed bass
Spending time here is not a fright

Best wishes to all
And to those who's names I didn't call
Lit's the next best thing on earth
Next to a man with succulent girth (wink wink biggbear)
Hugs and Kisses to y'all


:nana::nana::rose::heart::kiss:
 
Re: to cookie from Raindear

Raindear816 said:
Original post by cookiejar
Our Bear has a dear in his sights
It makes for some very hot nights
Off goes his gun
and when they are done
This dear took our Bear to the heights!!



:rose: :)

Cookiejar my dear,
for you I must cheer
cuz you created this site
it's such a delight
for me, your new friend Raindear

Now it's true I do care
about our wonderful Bear
But I'm making new friends
the fun never ends
Y'all make me giggle so much I swear!

Meeting Rose, Bear, Cookie, Barn, and Knight
Thank you all for welcoming me right
For making me laff off my ass
Making me smile like a large-mouthed bass
Spending time here is not a fright

Best wishes to all
And to those who's names I didn't call
Lit's the next best thing on earth
Next to a man with succulent girth (wink wink biggbear)
Hugs and Kisses to y'all


:nana::nana::rose::heart::kiss:


They say in each life rain shall fall
But our Rain has the power to enthrall
I stepped on bear's tongue
on the ground it hung
As he answered Rain's siren call!!



:rose: :rose:


Hi sweet lady.....have fun....we do!!:devil:
 
Cyprus, a land so very far
A special place for Cookiejar
you may ask why
I just sigh
Home of my shining star!!


:heart: :heart:
 
original post by :cookiejar:
They say in each life rain shall fall
But our Rain has the power to enthrall
I stepped on bear's tongue
on the ground it hung
As he answered Rain's siren call!!



Cookie in the land of the Cyprus
Her wit and Charm a lovely virus
She has fun all day
keeping smiles coming her way
We're so happy that she's befriended us.:)

:rose:
Thank you cookie, have a lovely day!
 
Raindear816 said:
original post by :cookiejar:




Cookie in the land of the Cyprus
Her wit and Charm a lovely virus
She has fun all day
keeping smiles coming her way
We're so happy that she's befriended us.:)

:rose:
Thank you cookie, have a lovely day!



Me in Cyprus? If only
Cookie gets very lonely
for someone there
for whom I care
Oh yes if only.....

Sorry for getting all mushy....back to my rotten lims now....:devil:
 
ORIGINAL POST BY COOKIE JAR:

Me in Cyprus? If only
Cookie gets very lonely
for someone there
for whom I care
Oh yes if only.....

Sorry for getting all mushy....back to my rotten lims now....:devil:

____________________________________
Oh dear sweet Cookie,
I know you didn't mean to confuse me
sorry that you get lonely
my heart also strays to the "if only"
So back to your limericks, excuse me. :)


Raindear sits in her chair,
wonderin' "where's sweet biggbear?"
gettin IM's from peeps
who are giving her the creeps
so she blocks them from her buddy-list there :p

Don't misread me I like to get Pics,;)
But not of a buncha guys' dicks:nana:
Its the eyes I seek
In them the soul I do peek
Then we can do nasty tricks :devil:
 
Raindear816 said:
ORIGINAL POST BY COOKIE JAR:

Me in Cyprus? If only
Cookie gets very lonely
for someone there
for whom I care
Oh yes if only.....

Sorry for getting all mushy....back to my rotten lims now....:devil:

____________________________________
Oh dear sweet Cookie,
I know you didn't mean to confuse me
sorry that you get lonely
my heart also strays to the "if only"
So back to your limericks, excuse me. :)


Raindear sits in her chair,
wonderin' "where's sweet biggbear?"
gettin IM's from peeps
who are giving her the creeps
so she blocks them from her buddy-list there :p

Don't misread me I like to get Pics,;)
But not of a buncha guys' dicks:nana:
Its the eyes I seek
In them the soul I do peek
Then we can do nasty tricks :devil:




Dear I have a lit dick collection
All dick's jutting to perfection
but I like the eyes
on my guys
Later I look at the erection!!


:devil: :devil: .....btw...I'm kidding lol
 
Good4u2 looking for a book
Under my ladder taking a look
no books up my skirt
you shameless flirt
Stop peeking at Cookie's nook!!

:p :p
 
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