Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

wildrose on bobber she does chomp
and bobber on her he romps
all through the house
their not quiet as a mouse
as together they stomp

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie had this one tough guy
but she made him cry
blindfolded so he couldnt look
took out her book
said this position just might make him shy

Bear I tie them on their backs
Stick dildoes up their cracks
bows on their balls
dicks tied to the walls
After this they all seem to make tracks!!





OMG..I have been around Bear too long.....help me pleaseeee!!!

 

[biggbear8]

Slick has a banana shaped dick
if u peel it he cums quick
he doesnt need a cover
cause it made of rubber
and is as thin as a stick

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy has a new attitude
give the men no latitude
pulls out a dildo and a whip
looks at the mens asses drip
sighing I hope this isnt to rude

Rosy with whips and chains
With her sex is not plain
never a bore
this sweet whore
Each man his dick she will drain!!

 

[cookiejar]

wildrose on bobber she does chomp
and bobber on her he romps
all through the house
their not quiet as a mouse
as together they stomp

Rose gave Bobber a lay
A sweet old roll in the hay
on the floor
against a door
They go at it all day!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick has a banana shaped dick
if u peel it he cums quick
he doesnt need a cover
cause it made of rubber
and is as thin as a stick

Slick his dick shaped like fruit
Miss Cookie she likes to toot
it's really stretchy
details are sketchy
She plays him like a flute!!

 

[biggbear8]

in the shadows hides a man named knight
when he pull out his cock all the ladys fight
its not thatvery long
but a short stubby dong
and he cum quick at night

 

[cookiejar]

in the shadows hides a man named knight
when he pull out his cock all the ladys fight
its not thatvery long
but a short stubby dong
and he cum quick at night

Knight with the tiny dicky
All the ladies he does sticky
but it's so short
they all snort
Sex with him is really tricky!!

 

[biggbear8]

now Cookie play slick's cock like a flute
it must be full of holes so it can toot
her finger work is peice of art
as she plays her part
then he cums through the holes he shoots

 

[cookiejar]

Harmless Pig an incredible ham
Tried to make it with a sweet lamb
brought home the bacon
was there for the takin'
Up her butt his pork he did ram!!

 

[biggbear8]

dear has a pair of 38s
and in the nude she skates
found a bear
tore through his hair
on her breast he ate

 

[cookiejar]

now Cookie play slick's cock like a flute
it must be full of holes so it can toot
her finger work is peice of art
as she plays her part
then he cums through the holes he shoots

Now Bear I play a mean Slick
His flute is really kinda thick
he cums from all holes
it takes it's tolls
Miss Cookie is one slick chick!!

 

[biggbear8]

Harmless Pig an incredible ham
Tried to make it with a sweet lamb
brought home the bacon
was there for the takin'
Up her butt his pork he did ram!!

now the man named harmless pig
had a cock shaped like a fig
it tasted sweet
was a real treat
but to fuck he needed a rig

 

[cookiejar]

dear has a pair of 38s
and in the nude she skates
found a bear
tore through his hair
on her breast he ate

Bear he loves his dear meat
She's really a tasty treat
venison is tasty
don't be so hasty
Eating it all is a mighty feat!!

 

[biggbear8]

Tonitits gas nipples as big a bullets
all the men love to pull it
claim she can cum
when they just lick her bum
and play with her firm tits

 

[biggbear8]

fiestyred took some men to bed
said get it out of your head
there well be no hanky panky
unless you let me spankie
and all their asses turned bright red

 

[cookiejar]

Tonitits gas nipples as big a bullets
all the men love to pull it
claim she can cum
when they just lick her bum
and play with her firm tits

Toni with the lovely hooters
A real nice pair of six shooters
bullet sized nipples
not doubles but triples
She sure has a lot of rooters!!

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth the lady also known as P3
took the men to the pool you see
they were quite bold
but the water quite cold
and shrunk their cock like little bees

 

[cookiejar]

fiestyred took some men to bed
said get it out of your head
there well be no hanky panky
unless you let me spankie
and all their asses turned bright red

Feistyred a lady so grand
Made guys cum with her hand
she pulls and tugs
as they kiss her jugs
The hottest time in Litland!!

 

[biggbear8]

now Vinde she not known to be loose
really loved being goosed
with them she'd flirt
a couple of them had to hit the dirt
when she grabbed a noose

 

[cookiejar]

Elizabeth the lady also known as P3
took the men to the pool you see
they were quite bold
but the water quite cold
and shrunk their cock like little bees

P3 lying by the pool in her bikini
Saw a dick so teeny and weeny
she played anyway
she made his day
She hated to be an old meanie!!






P3 I don't know you....hope you don't mind!!

 

[cookiejar]

now Vinde she not known to be loose
really loved being goosed
with them she'd flirt
a couple of them had to hit the dirt
when she grabbed a noose

Vinde she loves to run bare
She has such incredible flair
boobies bouncing
men all pouncing
Take turn guys, you'll all get your share!!

 

[biggbear8]

cookie and bear we are a crazy pair
threw caution in the air
matched limericks one on one
till the night was done
we had fun some people should be scared

 

[Vinde]

Vinde she loves to run bare
She has such incredible flair
boobies bouncing
men all pouncing
Take turn guys, you'll all get your share!!

Hey not fair, you got to at least tell me when you start to use me in your limericks.
And i am scared, i usually don't look at this thread, glad i did tonight.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

P3 lying by the pool in her bikini
Saw a dick so teeny and weeny
she played anyway
she made his day
She hated to be an old meanie!!






P3 I don't know you....hope you don't mind!!

Dearest Bear and Cookie, thank you for the wonderful laughs I received tonight after reading these limericks. You two are quite a pair and have a hell of a way with words.

Elizabeth

By the way, nice to meet you Cookie!