Limericks at 10 Paces

[Raindear816]

re:a tryst

ROTF LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jussforfun]

Raindeer

Well I see that one tickled you.......... right?
For your giggles are heard through the site,
You may roll on the floor,
And laugh more and more,
But dont loose yer ass, that'd bite!!!!!!!!!

 

[biggbear8]

bear says I cheat
at limericks,but they're sweet
they're supposed to have five
mine only have four
all this time she thought they were neat

now dear attempts to do five
and thinks it may be some jive
cuz that number is harder
for this new limerick starter
dear might as well be throwin' knives!

some rules can be bent
dear has energy to be spent
so please, please sweet bear
i know that you care
on this rule will you relent?

for if you do
dear will do you
in the shower, in the grass, in the bed
there's no limit with ideas in her head

Kisses sweet bear
there's so much more to share
with you in dear's heart
she'll hold you close
and handle you with care.

i did say u cheated this is true
i didnt mean to make you blue
lines of four of five
just as long as the jive
and i wont sue


now dont throwing knives
all ur limericks jives
make the easy for you
if thats what u have to do
because this well save lives


theres only one thing i want bent
and only one place your enegry spent
and thats over a chair
with ur ass in the air
and i dont think there ill relent

I love all the ideas in your head
I to have ideas for the bed
one position has you on top
going non stop
with me filling you with my premium lead

yes dear there is so much to share
holding you close do I dare?
kiss you softly and sweet
these ill repeat
and hold your heart next to mine showing i care

a dear and a bear ohhh myyy

 

[jussforfun]

There once was a site on the web,
For writer who liked to give head,
"Once was" is so wrong,
For its still going strong,
And I just had to bump up this thread!

 

[biggbear8]

dear my love
we fit like a glove
when together
you get wetter
and u float like a dove



sweetheart my world you rock
when you take my cock
put it between ur lips
and lick the tip
then put it in a lip lock

my love for you is strong
i hope that isnt wrong
you brighten my day
when u smile my way
showing you care all day long

a bear and a dear is real
and heres the deal
theres more to come still
just to fit the bill
my love no one can steal

love ya babe a bear and a dear

 

[Raindear816]

a dear for a bear

precious bear i insist
you i cannot resist
dear cares for bear
they're a wonderful pair
and have many hot trysts.

I am cooking dinner now
for the lil bears, WOW
But i'll be back hunny
and try to make your day sunny


love ya sugar bear!

 

[biggbear8]

Re: a dear for a bear

precious bear i insist
you i cannot resist
dear cares for bear
they're a wonderful pair
and have many hot trysts.

I am cooking dinner now
for the lil bears, WOW
But i'll be back hunny
and try to make your day sunny


love ya sugar bear!

it is you I can not resist
my rpecious dear i insist
bear care deeply for you
and everything we do
and it doesnt matter now meny hot tryst

mmmmmmm cooking dinner you say
mind if I come and stay
id help you feed the little bears hunny
you always make my days sunny
when you appear ur the golden ray

now sweetheart im wishing you sweetdreams of me
and please know ill be dreaming of thee
the love that we make
makes the land around us quake
with u cuddled next to me is where i want to be

love you my dear

 

[barn888]

Lately I've been in a bad slump
So I came here to bump
I don't wanna be a grump
But sometimes I feel as dumb as a tree stump

 

[Raindear816]

a dear for a bear

Original post by biggbear8:

it is you I can not resist
my precious dear i insist
bear care deeply for you
and everything we do
and it doesnt matter now meny hot tryst

mmmmmmm cooking dinner you say
mind if I come and stay
id help you feed the little bears hunny
you always make my days sunny
when you appear ur the golden ray

now sweetheart im wishing you sweetdreams of me
and please know ill be dreaming of thee
the love that we make
makes the land around us quake
with u cuddled next to me is where i want to be

love you my dear

as i lay there in bed
visions of bear in my head
he is one great soul
no wonder i lose control
when all his kind words are said

dreams of bear cooking
a surprise, I'm not looking
he feeds me a berry
then a kiss yes HOT very
to the table i start booking

bear lays me out
he knows he's got clout
dear sighs and she moans
bear grabs her and groans
what's next? there is no doubt

dear's body is bear's feast
not the bread made fron yeast
so softly he licks her
can you see the picture?
she cums hard , to say the least

dear drops to her knees
it's her turn to please
kissing way down
bear sure doesn't frown
dear drinks bear's yummy release

now dinner is burning
to the stove bear is turning
they took the chance,
letting tongues dance
to quench each other's yearning

dear strokes bear's fur
as he gazes at her
oh she does care
for this magnificent bear
her sensual butterflies he does stir

bear's heart is much more
than each trying to score
she savors his kiss
when she's gone, its he she does miss
bear makes dear's heart soar

yes its more than the trysts
i do also insist
bear is a gem
dear's happy with him
he fulfills her every wish

so a kiss and embrace
putting a smile on bear's face
in her heart you can stare
and see sweet bear there
dear has made it bear's place


Love ya sugar bear!

 

[Raindear816]

for barn

Original post by: Barn888
Lately I've been in a bad slump
So I came here to bump
I don't wanna be a grump
But sometimes I feel as dumb as a tree stump


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oh barn don't be sad
you're friends are quite glad
you're personality so sweet,
people think you are neat
and some think you are quite rad!

grumps are hard to fight
people deal with them day and night
i too deal with depression
limericks for me, are a counseling session
so maybe this will make your heart light

at limericks I suck
like a dairy milking truck (ha-ha)
but after I type
sadness loses it's hype
It rolls away like water off the back of a duck

So barn i wish for you
not to be so blue
to see the luck
that people do give a fuck
that your happiness is true



Hope your day gets better!

 

[cookiejar]

Mr Slick, hot sexy man of action
He provides maximum satisfaction
a Greek so hot
he hits my spot
Lit's number one attraction!

 

[cookiejar]

The Bear will never hibernate
When there is Cookie to aggravate
he picks and prods
challenges the odds
I may decide to amputate!!

 

[cookiejar]

Silky with her brand new knockers
Drives all of the men off their rockers
52 double D's
Oh my Oh jeez
They're really a pair of shockers!!

 

[biggbear8]

Re: a dear for a bear

Original post by biggbear8:


as i lay there in bed
visions of bear in my head
he is one great soul
no wonder i lose control
when all his kind words are said

dreams of bear cooking
a surprise, I'm not looking
he feeds me a berry
then a kiss yes HOT very
to the table i start booking

bear lays me out
he knows he's got clout
dear sighs and she moans
bear grabs her and groans
what's next? there is no doubt

dear's body is bear's feast
not the bread made fron yeast
so softly he licks her
can you see the picture?
she cums hard , to say the least

dear drops to her knees
it's her turn to please
kissing way down
bear sure doesn't frown
dear drinks bear's yummy release

now dinner is burning
to the stove bear is turning
they took the chance,
letting tongues dance
to quench each other's yearning

dear strokes bear's fur
as he gazes at her
oh she does care
for this magnificent bear
her sensual butterflies he does stir

bear's heart is much more
than each trying to score
she savors his kiss
when she's gone, its he she does miss
bear makes dear's heart soar

yes its more than the trysts
i do also insist
bear is a gem
dear's happy with him
he fulfills her every wish

so a kiss and embrace
putting a smile on bear's face
in her heart you can stare
and see sweet bear there
dear has made it bear's place


Love ya sugar bear!

laying here in bed
with dear in my head
to her i give my soul
and also my control
as poetic words from me are said

a fancy meal i will cook
from soup to dessert take a look
berries i feed here one by one
under the midnight sun
and that she can book

laying dear out nice and sweet
the honey between her thighs ill eat
thats why i have clout
no doubt
whats next? my tasty threat

so sweet and soft i lick her
everyone getting the picture
on her i will feast
she cumshard to say the least
and im her great sir

dear kissing way down
i definelly dont frown
on her knees
she does please
drinking my yummy release down

now dinner isnt burning
turning it back on as i m retuning
ill always take a chance
with you to do a tongue dance
and quench my yearning

her sensual butterflies i do stir
she stroking just not my fur
this magnificent bear
for her he does care
as he gazes at her

dear has a heart of gold
she likes then i get bold
i savor her kiss
and when she gone , her i really miss
dear makes my heart flutter , ive told

im glad im more then a tryist
that she truly insists
as a gem she thinks of me
her everything ill be
and fulfill her every wish

in his heart bear has a special place
for every one of dears sweet kisses and embraces
in our heart you can stare
and see our place in there
and big smiles on bear and dears faces

love ya my sweet dear

 

[biggbear8]

The Bear will never hibernate
When there is Cookie to aggravate
he picks and prods
challenges the odds
I may decide to amputate!!


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in spring bears dont hibernate
thats when they really want to mate
so i challenge the odds
off to cookies i prod
hoping she'll approperate


now cookie what will you amputate
not his thing at any rate
but if thats what you take
make a bronze dildo out of for my sake
and use it then u dont have a date

 

[cookiejar]

MS runs around in the nude
But he's never dirty or rude
he's flopping around
it hangs on the ground
But Cookie never looks...she's a prude!!

 

[biggbear8]

Lately I've been in a bad slump
So I came here to bump
I don't wanna be a grump
But sometimes I feel as dumb as a tree stump

now barn ur not in a slump
its everyone u bump
and ur not a grump
u just need to get a hump
cuase they say ur hung like a stump

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy a sweet little flower
Washes her petals in the shower
but the real gems
are her cute little stems
All the men want to devour!!

 

[cookiejar]

now cookie what will you amputate
not his thing at any rate
but if thats what you take
make a bronze dildo out of for my sake
and use it then u dont have a date

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Now Bear I won't take the bait
Miss Cookie can always get a date
a dildo or vibe
just doesn't jibe
See your argument just doesn't carry weight!!

 

[biggbear8]

MS runs around in the nude
But he's never dirty or rude
he's flopping around
it hangs on the ground
But Cookie never looks...she's a prude!!

if ur a prude as u say
how do u know how far it stays
when stump runs nude
its cool hes never dirty or rude
so u must look it u see it flopping this and that way

 

[biggbear8]

now cookie what will you amputate
not his thing at any rate
but if thats what you take
make a bronze dildo out of for my sake
and use it then u dont have a date

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Now Bear I won't take the bait
Miss Cookie can always get a date
a dildo or vibe
just doesn't jibe
See your argument just doesn't carry weight!!

she didnt take the bait
so maybe she'll give me a date
im better then an old dildo oor vibe
she just has to let me arrive
and ill make her sedate

 

[jussforfun]

While scannin the pages of Lit,
I came cross a picture of tits,
Not once did I cum,
But three times the sum,
So my thanks to poster of it!

 

[cookiejar]

if ur a prude as u say
how do u know how far it stays
when stump runs nude
its cool hes never dirty or rude
so u must look it u see it flopping this and that way

Ok Ok You caught me...I lied
I must admit this Cookie spied
it laid in the dust
just gathering rust
I also admit that I sighed!!

 

[biggbear8]

a bear and a dear make a very unique pair

now dear got caught in some head lights
it was bear driving that night
stopping my car
thanking my lucky stars
hugging and kissing dear was just right


dear have no fear
when every you need me ill be here
ill hold u as you sleep
ill even help you count the sheep
and ill always be near


now dear soon you'll be back in school
trying to learn a new tool
the day ur gone you i will miss
before you go ill give you a hug and kiss
and you be home soon which well be cool

and when u get home ill undress u slow
and start licking you below
make up for lost day
licking you every way
and ill make you glow

love ya sweetheart

 

[biggbear8]

Ok Ok You caught me...I lied
I must admit this Cookie spied
it laid in the dust
just gathering rust
I also admit that I sighed!!

i seen a tear coming from your eye
as u looked at the tortured guy
covered in dust
and full of rust
and all you did was sigh??


heheheheheh