Limericks at 10 Paces

[middlestump1]

Helping Cookie get back on her feet,
Bear and Stump are a hard act to beat,
She'd forget all her worries
While eating Bear's curries
And watching Stump beating his meat.

 

[cookiejar]

Helping Cookie get back on her feet,
Bear and Stump are a hard act to beat,
She'd forget all her worries
While eating Bear's curries
And watching Stump beating his meat.

Not sure which is hotter....Bear's curry or Stump beating his meat

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie's meds will increase her libido
So all men show up in your tuxedo
So please don't slumber
You'll all get a number
And be made to strip down to your speedo!!

 

[Ginger_grl]

Cookie's meds will increase her libido
So all men show up in your tuxedo
So please don't slumber
You'll all get a number
And be made to strip down to your speedo!!

Not a tiny bit relevaht but I heard this limmerick today and felt obliged to share it.

There once was a man called Dave
Who dug up a prostitutes grave
She was mouldy as shit
and missing a tit
But think of the money he saved

 

[biggbear8]

Not a tiny bit relevaht but I heard this limmerick today and felt obliged to share it.

There once was a man called Dave
Who dug up a prostitutes grave
She was mouldy as shit
and missing a tit
But think of the money he saved

ginger grl sharing a limerick with us
we dotn make any fuss
make us laugh
at ur gaff
hope u come back with more for us

welcoem to the limercks ginger_grl

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie's meds will increase her libido
So all men show up in your tuxedo
So please don't slumber
You'll all get a number
And be made to strip down to your speedo!!

now cookie libido will be on fire
so all the guys are for hire
come dressed to kill
and surely she will
as her needs willl be dire

 

[biggbear8]

spiderlady is baking some cookies
thinking with these sweets she'll get some nookie
the men come around for her sweets
and its not the cookies them want to meet
that spiderlady can be alittle spookie

 

[biggbear8]

now ginger_grl she is petite
but inbetween the sheets she is sweet
a hot litle vixon
looking for something south of the dixon
and hoping to find a sweet treat

 

[biggbear8]

now silky takes a stand
withthe hot wax in hand
looking for a man to clean
and make his body sheen
and she says everything is grand

 

[biggbear8]

barn that magical man
floats all over the boards as much as he can
in and out n out and in
where did it all begin
hes a man with a plan

 

[barn888]

barn that magical man
floats all over the boards as much as he can
in and out n out and in
where did it all begin
hes a man with a plan

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you've really got talen my friend!

 

[biggbear8]

middlestump needs a a sugar free cookie fix
so with cookie he tried to fix
they poured and stired
and not a waord was heard
as the really started to mix

 

[biggbear8]

whispered promises and temptress are quite a pair
they do eveything with such flair
soul sisters they are
always together near or far
and thats sometimes a scare

 

[biggbear8]

now that mischievious knight
in the corners he always lights
he gets bumped
and he gets jumped
as people walk through all night

 

[biggbear8]

wild rose that fiesty old gal
know more about raising hell
when anyone around
cause in the early morning she on the rebound
and tieing bobber to his cell

 

[biggbear8]

spider lady my good friend
loves the limericks i have penned
she laughs rolling on the floor
as she reads more and more and more
a tissue to her i must lend

 

[biggbear8]

cookie wants tell all she hot to trott
and tell the men she might tie their cocks in a knott
she giggles and laugh undoing the pantsy
as it just tickles her fancy
as she uses tissues froms scotts

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth also known as P3
is very pretty as u can see
a heaven to cuddle
wonder how she snuggles
i take my hat off to thee

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Elizabeth also known as P3
is very pretty as u can see
a heaven to cuddle
wonder how she snuggles
i take my hat off to thee

Awww Bear, thank you, I'm truly flattered.
{{{{Bear}}}}

 

[biggbear8]

elizabeth that sexy little fox
she really knows how to handle the cocks
with a little stroke here
she feels the cum near
and rushes to get in her box

 

[~Elizabeth~]

elizabeth that sexy little fox
she really knows how to handle the cocks
with a little stroke here
she feels the cum near
and rushes to get in her box

LOL, nice one Bear.

 

[biggbear8]

blondie and elizabeth that foxy duel
are co-owners of a pool
wheres u need no clothes
even if u want to pose
and everything is so cool

 

[~Elizabeth~]

blondie and elizabeth that foxy duel
are co-owners of a pool
wheres u need no clothes
even if u want to pose
and everything is so cool

Thanks for the advertisement baby. We are a wild pair are not?

 

[biggbear8]

rosy that pretty lass
has such a pretty ass
with it i love to play
and there i want to stay
and kiss the ass of that pretty ass

 

[biggbear8]

spider lady that lady devine
sends shivers down ur spine
when she kisses you over all
and then tickles ur balls
and sucks u sipping wine