Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

Bear he really is quirky
He cums all hurky and jerky
when he sticks his dick
real fast and quick
Inside his Thanksgiving turkey!

nothing could be finer
then a turkeys behiner
just grab its neck
and hold on for dear heck
or ur pecker will be in the diner


bad very bad

 

[Whispered_Promises]

......ROLFMAO......

.....spitting coffee al over the keyboard.....OMG......cookie you are dead meat babe !!!

 

[barn888]

WP she needed some fiber
To spice up her online cyber
she added some bran
while sucking each man
Now running is a good way to describe her!

 

[barn888]

Barn in his cum stained sheets
Woke up when he heard some bleats
the sheep wanted more
of what barn did before
He just loves those wooly treats!

Damn, what did I do to piss you off?

 

[Whispered_Promises]

sorry barn just had to


a flash, Barn dismounted his filly,
Unzipped his fly, took out his willy,
Grabbed the ewe with a hoot,
Dropped a hoof in each boot,
And shagged the sheep silly!

 

[barn888]

sorry barn just had to


a flash, Barn dismounted his filly,
Unzipped his fly, took out his willy,
Grabbed the ewe with a hoot,
Dropped a hoof in each boot,
And shagged the sheep silly!

Your's does'nt hurt, you never liked me anyway, Cookie's stung me, but I'll get over it.

 

[barn888]

Bear and Cookie visited a farm,
Neither of them meant any harm,
Bear defiled a hourse,
Cookie took a rooster by force,
It was the only cock that would give in to her charm.



(Paybacks are a bitch!)

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Bear and Cookie visited a farm,
Neither of them meant any harm,
Bear defiled a hourse,
Cookie took a rooster by force,
It was the only cock that would give in to her charm.



(Paybacks are a bitch!)

OMG.......ROFLMFAO......you guys are TOO much !!!!

 

[biggbear8]

Your's does'nt hurt, you never liked me anyway, Cookie's stung me, but I'll get over it.

rotflmao hehhehehhee barn what ever made u think i didnt like you

sometimes i miss a post or am trying to get a few post in

i like everyone barn

handshakes


ps good limerick

 

[cookiejar]

Bear and Cookie visited a farm,
Neither of them meant any harm,
Bear defiled a hourse,
Cookie took a rooster by force,
It was the only cock that would give in to her charm.



(Paybacks are a bitch!)

Cookie found a cock in the yard
Unlike barn's, this one was hard
it was covered in feathers
to reach cookie's nethers
This rooster had Cookie's regard!!

 

[barn888]

rotflmao hehhehehhee barn what ever made u think i didnt like you

sometimes i miss a post or am trying to get a few post in

i like everyone barn

handshakes


ps good limerick

Well that's nice, I could'nt figure out why a guy that everyone here likes would'nt talk to me. lol.

Handshakes!

 

[barn888]

Cookie found a cock in the yard
Unlike barn's, this one was hard
it was covered in feathers
to reach cookie's nethers
This rooster had Cookie's regard!!

LOL, checkmate! I love Cookie again!

 

[Whispered_Promises]

* Doing the Happy Dance*


Yeah !!! Everybody Lovies everyone again !!!!

 

[barn888]

* Doing the Happy Dance*


Yeah !!! Everybody Lovies everyone again !!!!

**********Much love to WP!****************************

 

[Whispered_Promises]

**********Much love to WP!****************************

Awwww.......********** BIGGER LOVIES TO BARN*******************

 

[biggbear8]

Awwww.......********** BIGGER LOVIES TO BARN*******************

u have a message

 

[Whispered_Promises]

u have a message

a message , sweetie ??

 

[barn888]

Hummmm, there seems to be a missing message out there....somewhere........

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Hummmm, there seems to be a missing message out there....somewhere........

{{{{{{{{{{ Barn }}}}}}}}}}}....how the heck are ya ??

I got my message.....finally.....LOL

 

[barn888]

{{{{{{{{{{ Barn }}}}}}}}}}}....how the heck are ya ??

I got my message.....finally.....LOL

((((((((((((((((((((((((((WHISPERED_PROMISES))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I am the heck fine my wonderful friend.

 

[barn888]

 

[cookiejar]

Slick at the Blue Oyster Bar
Was looking for his Cookiejar
but she was the wrong gender
now his butt is tender
He just should have said au revoir!!


...rofl.....beeeaatchh huh?

 

[Slick]

Slick at the Blue Oyster Bar
Was looking for his Cookiejar
but she was the wrong gender
now his butt is tender
He just should have said au revoir!!


...rofl.....beeeaatchh huh?

Hmph...

Quite risky.. There was a 0.000001% possibility that I might've enjoyed it, and where would that leave you?? Sans Little Slicky.. that's where... tsk tsk.

FYI.. the butt's tender because it was squashed up against the wall all night.. you know how women react when they see my butt...

 

[Slick]

Slick at the Blue Oyster Bar
Was looking for his Cookiejar
but she was the wrong gender
now his butt is tender
He just should have said au revoir!!

...rofl.....beeeaatchh huh?

Oh.. nearly forgot...

Why Cookie took me there I had to ask
She wouldn’t have done so without a task
I made the connection
When I checked the Lezzie Section
She was only with a chick doing the ‘gas mask’

 

[cookiejar]

Oh.. nearly forgot...

Why Cookie took me there I had to ask
She wouldn’t have done so without a task
I made the connection
When I checked the Lezzie Section
She was only with a chick doing the ‘gas mask’

*retreating to the corner...licking my wounds....plotting revenge...*