Limericks at 10 Paces

All by myself shaking his bon bon
His booty shaking hither and yon
Ricky Martin he ain't
but nary a complaint
As long as he keeps his pants on!!

:p :p
 
Just for that, I'm dropping my pants.
Someone else is who'll I'll ask to dance.
Cookie'll be sorry
Her eyes, they'll be starry
From seeing his big giant lance.

lol
 
All by myself randy young virgin
Was looking for a dick surgeon
cause he dropped his pants
Cookie saw his lance
An operation she is urgin'!!


:nana: :nana:
 
You forgot what's the number 1 rule
Other than that, i think you're a jewel
Don't pick on the penis
you woman from venus!
To do such is not very cool.

:D :D :D
 
Cookiejar really is a pearl
Her second job...Lit call girl
I need a new john
to try my skills on
All by myself...wanna whirl?


:p :p
 
I think it's time to lay down
Though we'll be the talk of the town
Blindfolded you'll lay
On my blanket all day
As I ram you down into the ground.

:heart: :heart: :heart:
 
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE DENTIST SO ILL POST SOME THEN MY HEAD CLEARS AND MY MOUTH STOPS HURTING

HUGS AND KISSES MY SWEET COOKIE

MOUTH IS NUMB RIGHTNOW BUT STARTING TO WARE OFF

GOING TO LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE
 
I hope that your mouth soon feels better
So that puddle of drool won't get wetter.
Since your mouth is still numb,
It sure would be dumb
To start screaming about this great letter.
 
Doesn't anyone like all my rhyming?
Cause it seems I have very bad timing.
I've posted today
And you've all run away,
So my number of posts keeps on climbing.
 
biggbear8 said:
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE DENTIST SO ILL POST SOME THEN MY HEAD CLEARS AND MY MOUTH STOPS HURTING

HUGS AND KISSES MY SWEET COOKIE

MOUTH IS NUMB RIGHTNOW BUT STARTING TO WARE OFF

GOING TO LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE



Awwwww Bear...I'm just glad it is all over.....rest.....:kiss:
 
I could take some more rhymes from the shelf,
And I'd build up my Lit posting wealth.
But my pic wouldn't have
Sexy boobs like Cook's av,
So I'll just keep those lines to myself.
 
Cheme should show us her boobs
she's really got nothing to lose
she should drop it and diddle
play us like a fiddle
leave us reaching for our lube.



(i'm bad. we don't even know one another. i hope you're not offended)
 
A.b.m. is a very bad boy.
He wants me to stop being coy.
Just because I might play
On the Lit world today,
Doesn't mean that I'm some little toy.

*L*
 
well played

I really think Cheme is bad.
I could be making her mad.
Come on just show us,
your little pink lotus,
A small gift for this irish lad
 
Your intelligence, A, must be slight,
If you think that I'll bare all tonight.
You should want my body,
'Cause I'm such a hotty,
But the answer, my friend, is, "Yeah, right!"
 
Better not try to mess with me
I'll put you right over me knee
I'll lay you real flat
Your ass I will slap
All for just a small fee
 
Forgive me in advance, ok?

Wow, A.b.m, that was lame!
Your poems are more of the same.
You can't really rhyme
Or keep stanzas in time
So why would I pay for that shame?

*Sorry, I don't really mean that, but it was so appropriate!*
 
::abm raises his white flag in defeat::

I'll get you next time. and your little dog too.
 
Bump

I'm sorry I haven't been posting
The poetry that has me boasting
The destruction of A:
One victorious day!
But my thought process seems to be coasting.
 
Cheme should watch me rev up
I started my life as a pup
But now I'm a doggy
Just watch me get froggy
And pull myself out of my cup.
 
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