Limericks at 10 Paces

Rob on his trip to the zoo
Had sex with a kangaroo
He said I can vouch
She has a nice pouch
And a pretty nice mouth...it's true!!


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Middlestump had sex in a group
With a female acrobat troupe
On the flying trapeze
He orgasmed with ease
Now he needs a sec to recoup!!


:nana: :nana:
 
Momma came out of the kitchen
To satisfy a terrible itchin'
sex in the closet
Bobber made a deposit
While Silky listened in....bitchin'


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The comb on Barn's head did rise
And spots appeared 'fore his eyes
a cute little chick
up went his dick
Cause he really loves legs and thighs!!


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I wish I could do these as well as you Cookie, you're terrific! :rose: :D
 
Bear began chasing the nurses
Reciting cute little love verses
they run round his bed
hey he just wants head
Many miles that man traverses!!!!



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The author Allbymyself
Wants Cookie up on his shelf
among his books
so he can sneak looks
And play with his own little elf!!


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Ty for the story!! I love it!!:kiss:
 
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Nightmoves a big Mets fan
He watches whenever he can
plays with his balls
disagreeing with calls
While chewing his cud of Red Man!!!


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*running* lol
 
hello

COOKIE AND ROB AT THE ZOO
WATCHING A KANGAROO
THEY CUDDLED
AND HUGGED UNDER A RUG
AS THE FIREWORKS WENT OFF TOO



HOLDING YOUR HAND
IS SO GRAND
WALKING AND KISSING
IN THE RAIN
AS WE LISTEN TO THE BAND


HUGGS KISSES CUDDLES
 
cookie and slick cuddling on the couch
slick slde down into a crouch
as he ate her out
cookie was screaming and let out a shout
as he came up for air cookie said you aint no slouch
 
slick loves cookie with all his heart
she a sweet little tart
she is so nice
thought id roll the dice
and hold her tight from the start
 
slick is a man in a land in the distance
that he treats cookie like a princess
though all the miles
all he sees is her smiles
and all his trouble dont make a difference
 
Strong attraction of slick and cookie miss,
When you long for an upcoming kiss;
The wait fuels desire,
Thoughts burning with fire,
The moment at hand for sweet bliss.
 
Slick whispered to cookie words that excite and delight,
Soulful glances exchanged in the night;
Ardent tasting divine,
Drinking love in like wine,
Three kisses high passion ignite.
 
The touching, ambrosia of feel,
Which brings forth a sweet playful squeal;
Strong desire for more,
Cookie and Slick must head to the shore,
With impatience they cannot conceal.
 
Clothing pile on the ground will expand,
Wardrobes gently dropped to the sand;
All underthings shed,
Loving thoughts left unsaid,
Silently Cookie and Slick walk hand in hand.
 
Cookie turns and her arms open wide,
All clothing and cares cast aside;
Delighted, Slick sought her,
A rush in the water,
Embrace with the urge at floodtide.
 
Wow...amazing... I'm totally chuffed. For once I'm actually lost for words.
Thank you Bear, that truly meant a lot to me.
 
mr.Slick said:
Wow...amazing... I'm totally chuffed. For once I'm actually lost for words.
Thank you Bear, that truly meant a lot to me.



I can top that ......I'm at a loss for words.....ty Bear......:kiss: :heart:
 
Everyone should bear in mind
Bear is one of a kind
a heart of gold
God broke the mold
So loving, unselfish and refined!!



:kiss: :kiss:
 
Slick wanted to be immortal
He laughed and began to chortle
put his dick in concrete
made it two feet
Now he looks for a ladies portal!!


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Middlestump he had a hot dream
bout making women beg and scream
but he really got a scare
a real big nightmare
when his dick..it started to steam!!


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Cookie my dear, you are very talented! (Ya write good limericks too!) Hee hee. :p
 
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