Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

Bear's dick on the booster cable
Was ready, willing and able
he screws all day long
with his charged up dong
Till his battery he does disable!!

 

[good4u2]

Okay....deep breath...here I go....


The man named Good4u2
liked to screw inside a canoe
the oars they lost
when he did accost
Cookie and started to chew!!

lol thanks Cookie,,,,
if this boat is a rockin don't bother knockin...

 

[good4u2]

The ladies of lit are so pretty
I love it when they talk Oh so dirty.
I act like a card
and run around hard....
and write poems and act very flirty.............





OK You try to find three words that rhyme with dirty....

 

[good4u2]

While licking Cookies cream filling,
she moaned and became very willing,
I rolled her right over,
to pretend I was Rover,
and proceeded to finish my drilling!!!

 

[cookiejar]

The ladies of lit are so pretty
I love it when they talk Oh so dirty.
I act like a card
and run around hard....
and write poems and act very flirty.............





OK You try to find three words that rhyme with dirty....

Good4u2 a man so flirty
always gets down and dirty
with kisses so sweet
he's really a treat
And jeez he's awfully purty?


LOL ...close......

 

[cookiejar]

While licking Cookies cream filling,
she moaned and became very willing,
I rolled her right over,
to pretend I was Rover,
and proceeded to finish my drilling!!!

An Oreo by the name of Cookie
was looking to good for some nookie
her cream was flavored
for only the favored
Do you want to take a lookie?

 

[alwaysawake]

This was sent to me yesterday...AA

Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace

 

[RAW1966]

TO COOKIE

COOKIE IS NO ROOKIE
SHE LOVES GOOD NOOKIE
ROB WAS ON HIS KNEES
BEGGING HIS DARLING PLEASE
HAVE A GOOD LOOKIE COOKIE


TY FOR MY LIMERICKS HUNNY I CANT MATCH U FOR STYLE
YOUR LIMERICKS ARE THE BEST


COOKIES LIMS ARE THE BEST
AS EVERYONE WILL ATEST
COOKIE BLOWS THEM AWAY
AND LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY
AS SHE PUTS ANOTHER LIM TO REST



HUGGS CUDDLES KISSES

 

[SecretScribe]

These limmericks just won't die,
We'll still be doing these in July!
But think of the fun
Second to none
That comes with each saucy reply!

 

[biggbear8]

Re: TO COOKIE

COOKIE IS NO ROOKIE
SHE LOVES GOOD NOOKIE
ROB WAS ON HIS KNEES
BEGGING HIS DARLING PLEASE
HAVE A GOOD LOOKIE COOKIE


TY FOR MY LIMERICKS HUNNY I CANT MATCH U FOR STYLE
YOUR LIMERICKS ARE THE BEST


COOKIES LIMS ARE THE BEST
AS EVERYONE WILL ATEST
COOKIE BLOWS THEM AWAY
AND LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY
AS SHE PUTS ANOTHER LIM TO REST



HUGGS CUDDLES KISSES

now rob cookie is the best
but ive pasted the test
when we go one on one
we have alot of fun
as we put a couple limericks to rest

 

[ESH419]

Ok i read thru some of these and i didn't see any about Nantucket! I admit i didn't read every single one so i might have missed something tho. Most people i talk to don't actually know any about it tho because you just insinuate "oh he's from Nantucket" and everyone laughs and nothing more needs to be said. Well one day in high school it was mentioned on TV and me and my sister were like "well i wonder what the hell the limerick actually is" and so this is what my dad told me...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my hand was a cunt i would fuck it

Needless to say my mother wasn't around that day

~ESH419

 

[silkynsmooth]

Men fall under Silky's spell
she makes their bodies swell
a hot little toddy
with a great little body
at cybering she does excel!!

OMG your a nut and I love it....laughing hysterically here...god i am not .....lol okkk just a little...

hugggsss cookie

 

[biggbear8]

OMG your a nut and I love it....laughing hysterically here...god i am not .....lol okkk just a little...

hugggsss cookie

what silky u didnt like my limericks lol hehehehe or didnt u see the couple i wrote for you

hugs and kisses
bear

love ya sweetie

 

[cookiejar]

Ok i read thru some of these and i didn't see any about Nantucket! I admit i didn't read every single one so i might have missed something tho. Most people i talk to don't actually know any about it tho because you just insinuate "oh he's from Nantucket" and everyone laughs and nothing more needs to be said. Well one day in high school it was mentioned on TV and me and my sister were like "well i wonder what the hell the limerick actually is" and so this is what my dad told me...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my hand was a cunt i would fuck it

Needless to say my mother wasn't around that day

~ESH419

Esh the man from Nantucket
his dick so big he must truck it
his balls were too large
they needed a barge
And a vacuum cleaner to suck it!!

 

[biggbear8]

Esh the man from Nantucket
his dick so big he must truck it
his balls were too large
they needed a barge
And a vacuum cleaner to suck it!!

when cookie seen esh's dick
she ran away quite quick
said if i fuck that thing
it well make my ears ring
i guess i'll just beat it with a stick

 

[cookiejar]

These limmericks just won't die,
We'll still be doing these in July!
But think of the fun
Second to none
That comes with each saucy reply!

SecretScribe he played with his pecker
While on the puter...a high techer
he typed one-handed
his dick it expanded
Making it a double decker!!

 

[biggbear8]

when cookie seen esh's dick
she ran away quite quick
said if i fuck that thing
it well make my ears ring
i guess i'll just beat it with a stick

silky doesnt mind her men to be short or tall
she doesnt care if their cock are long or small
as long as they fit nice and snug
she'll give them a tug
and go out having a ball

 

[ESH419]

Esh the man from Nantucket
his dick so big he must truck it
his balls were too large
they needed a barge
And a vacuum cleaner to suck it!!

Poor Esh isn't from that state
But he still does masterbate
I'm stroking my cock
It's hard as a rock
For a responce you'll have to wait

~ESH419

 

[biggbear8]

now Rosys one lady who comes equiped
she never follows a script
when she goes down
she spind around
you can lick me while i write a script

 

[cookiejar]

Barn that loveable stooge
his hard on, massive and huge
it hung on the floor
right out the door
And was last seen in Baton-Rouge!!

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie is my special gal
we get along quite swell
when she plays with my dick
i come quick
then stick it in her well

 

[barn888]

HAHAHA!!!!!! Oh Cookie, thank you for making me laugh today! You are just too sweet! x12

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy she loves to make hay
Plays in Lit all of the day
Looking for studs
Finds lots of duds
And maybe by chance a good lay!!

 

[cookiejar]

Silky that hot horny strumpet
listens at doors with an ear trumpet
it gives her a kick
that wild sexy chick
So she uses a vibe...watch her hump it!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick thought...I'm on a roll
When taking his daily stroll
he saw a hot floozy
boy it was a doozy
As she adjusted his vertical control!!