Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

Bear's dick it hung on the floor
So he tied it to the knob on the door
But Cookie opened it wide
now it trails outside
It's sniffing around for a whore!!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear's dick it hung on the floor
So he tied it to the knob on the door
But Cookie opened it wide
now it trails outside
It's sniffing around for a whore!!

cookie said oohhhhhhh im so sorry lets tie it in a knot
so it doesnt look like u have a lot
come to my room
ill take some loom
and we'll tie it to a board with a slot

 

[biggbear8]

cookie said oohhhhhhh im so sorry lets tie it in a knot
so it doesnt look like u have a lot
come to my room
ill take some loom
and we'll tie it to a board with a slot

now cookies playing with my dong
if she keeps pumping it wont take long
her clit is hard and drippin
and her fingers sliding and slipin
and my cock cums as she whistles a song

 

[cookiejar]

cookie said oohhhhhhh im so sorry lets tie it in a knot
so it doesnt look like u have a lot
come to my room
ill take some loom
and we'll tie it to a board with a slot

Crocheting the Bear a cock sock
It works much better than a jock
It took a whole skein
as I crocheted a chain
My fingers have gone into shock!!

 

[cookiejar]

Silky and a guy named throbbin
On his dick she has been bobbin
She found a blowpop
she just won't stop
Until that man is sobbin!!

 

[biggbear8]

Silky and a guy named throbbin
On his dick she has been bobbin
She found a blowpop
she just won't stop
Until that man is sobbin!!

SILKY IS A MIGHTY FINE LASS
SHE HAS A WONDERFUL ASS
SHE LOVES A GUY NAMED THROBBIN
BECAUSE HE HAS A GREAT KNOBBIN
SILKY IS ON TOP OF HER CLASS

 

[biggbear8]

THROBBIN LOOKED OVER AT SILYNSMOOTH
SAID COME ON BABY LETS GROOVE
SHE DID A LITTLE DANCE
THEN A SLIGHT PRANCE
AND NOW THROBBINS PANTS ARE NO LONGER SMOOTH

 

[biggbear8]

NOW STANDING THERE WAS THROBBIN
HIS COCK WAS A BOBBIN
WHEN SILKY BENT OVER IT GOT WORSE
SHE SAID IT MUST BE THE CURSE
now throbbin is standing there sobbin

 

[RAW1966]

ROSY AND GAGE
TAKING IT STAGE BY STAGE
KISSING AND CUDDLING
FONDLING AND HUGGING
AS THEY R LOCKED IN A CAGE


TWO TO SPECIAL PEOPLE WISHING YOU MUCH HAPPINESS

FROM YOUR AUSSIE FRIEND

 

[RAW1966]

COOKIE IS HOT
SHOWS WHAT SHE'S GOT
FLASHES HER ASS
ALL CLASS
MAKES ROBBIE HOT TO TROT


huggs and cuddles thank you for my thread

 

[biggbear8]

Now bear was sure he could quit
Jerking off without having a fit,
But found his resolve
Very quickly dissolve:
He just can't keep his hands off of it.

 

[biggbear8]

Now bear was sure he could quit
Jerking off without having a fit,
But found his resolve
Very quickly dissolve:
He just can't keep his hands off of it.

Cookie thought she'd give up sex for Lent;
Her patience, though, quickly was spent.
There's no doubt about it,
She can't go without it,
And Slick is one grateful gent!

 

[biggbear8]

Young Rob chose Ash Wednesday morn
As the day he'd quit surfing for porn.
But how could he stop
When those ad windows pop,
And he's led like a sheep to be shorn?

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie thought she'd give up sex for Lent;
Her patience, though, quickly was spent.
There's no doubt about it,
She can't go without it,
And Slick is one grateful gent!

ROFLMAO.....be back later with a reply you smartass!!!

 

[biggbear8]

ROFLMAO.....be back later with a reply you smartass!!!

mmm cant wait to see ur reply

hehehehehehehehehhehehe heres something to hold u till i get back


cookie cuddling in bears arms
says boy u have alot of charm
i could stay this way
forever and a day
snuggling with you will never cause harm

 

[cookiejar]

mmm cant wait to see ur reply

hehehehehehehehehhehehe heres something to hold u till i get back


cookie cuddling in bears arms
says boy u have alot of charm
i could stay this way
forever and a day
snuggling with you will never cause harm

Bear if I sit in your lap
I'm gonna fall into your trap
It doesn't have teeth
As it lies there beneath
But it's something I dare not unwrap!!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear if I sit in your lap
I'm gonna fall into your trap
It doesn't have teeth
As it lies there beneath
But it's something I dare not unwrap!!

ohhhhhh you can unwrap it my dear
and do it without any fear
it only comes alive
if u stroke it wiggle and jive
and when u unwrap it you will cheer

 

[biggbear8]

ohhhhhh you can unwrap it my dear
and do it without any fear
it only comes alive
if u stroke it wiggle and jive
and when u unwrap it you will cheer

i will miss you while im gone
ill be thinking of you feeling so alone
remembering being in your arms
and seeing all of ur charms
so i hope im not gone long

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy she's crawling on the floor
She's constantly begging for more
She needs intercourse
She needs it in force
Hey she just wants to score!!

 

[cookiejar]

i will miss you while im gone
ill be thinking of you feeling so alone
remembering being in your arms
and seeing all of ur charms
so i hope im not gone long

I'll save you a place in this thread
A day without you I dread
Starting to sigh
Oh my Oh my
I guess I'll just go to bed!!

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy she's crawling on the floor
She's constantly begging for more
She needs intercourse
She needs it in force
Hey she just wants to score!!

goodbye my sweet hon
please take care of the little one
we'll cuddle when i get back
snuggle closer leaving no slack
ill be thinking of u and holding ur bun

 

[cookiejar]

A horny man from the UK
He is always looking to play
Middlestump you teaser
Are you a pleaser
Is your stump a real buffet?

 

[cookiejar]

Cruising in his big rig
NightMoves needed a new gig
He wants to make hay
He needs a good lay
Some lady who isn't a prig!!

 

[cookiejar]

Now Slick that cute little perv
He really has some nerve
Always looking to eat
And get off his meat
And he always wants Cookie to serve!!

 

[cookiejar]

CJ was rocking the house
A fire he was trying to dowse
He started to dunk it
and then it just shrunk it
Now he's really beginning to grouse!!