Limericks at 10 Paces

[Otter]

Cookie she did like the guys
And sometimes made the little men cry
She was such a flirt
That she lifted her shirt
Then left and said bye bye




How you doing Cookie ?

 

[Otter]

I was reading the Sunday funnies
When Rosy said let's go to Sonny's
She's such a wonderful tease
That I aim to please
She makes me cum so much that I cum dust bunnies



es princess

 

[Otter]

Cookie went to meet bear
Hoping he'd take her up on her dare
To make her sing
With his big thing
When he touched her down there

 

[RAW1966]

ROBBIES HOME TODAY
HE IS HERE ALL DAY
WAITING FOR THE GIRLS
WITH ALL THERE PEARLS
TO COME AND PLAY



COOKIE IS SO SWEET
A TASTEFUL TREAT
SUGAR AND SPICE
ALL THINGS NICE
A FINER GIRL U WILL NOT MEET

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy went down the hill on a sled
As she was giving this guy head
What they couldn't forsee
Was that big old pine tree
Now that is a deep throat she said!!

 

[cookiejar]

Skiing with an open zipper
And out came Slick's nipper
A frozen dick
Yummy to lick
For Cookie-retired stripper!!

 

[rosylady]

Rosy she was a big meanie
Left Otter to play with his weenie
Stuck out his cob
played with his knob
Too bad it's really so teeny!!

<pout> I'm not a meanie, wah wah. (love ya sis, lol)

 

[rosylady]

I was reading the Sunday funnies
When Rosy said let's go to Sonny's
She's such a wonderful tease
That I aim to please
She makes me cum so much that I cum dust bunnies



es princess

Thanks for the limerick sweety, kisses.

 

[biggbear8]

ALONG CAME BEAR IN JARS HE LOVE TO PLAY
HE COULD SIT AND DO IT ALL DAY
IT WAS THE HONEY THAT HE WANTED
AND THE NECTUR THEY FLAUNT
AND COOKIE LAT HIM HAVE HIS WAY

 

[biggbear8]

I MISS COOKIE AND SLICKS WIT
THE LICMERICK DID COME QUICK
NO SUBJECT WAS TABOO
ANY PERSON WOULD DO
SO LETS HEAR SOME MORE WIT

 

[cookiejar]

Said Rob with a silly guffaw
as he makes the ladies all thaw
I really take pride
on getting inside
And never hoping to withdraw!

 

[cookiejar]

Now Otter he has a soft spot
for Rosy-he likes her a lot
he lines up his balls
hits all her walls
And gives her his bank shot!

 

[cookiejar]

Bear, he laid down a gal
he wanted to make a new pal
a long hard embrace
he got to first base
And performed his root canal!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick he said with a smirk
I'm snowed under with work
I'm doing my brief
seems there is no relief
So for now I just have to lurk!!





hurry back....I am holding the fort!!

 

[cookiejar]

Momma was playing with her Bobber
Over his body she began to slobber
She tore off his clothes
We only heard ohhhhhs
As she loves her heart robber!!

 

[wildrose70]

Momma was playing with her Bobber
Over his body she began to slobber
She tore off his clothes
We only heard ohhhhhs
As she loves her heart robber!!

he's sexy as hell
rings my bell
loves to play
all nite and day....
WOOHOOOOOOOOO

 

[SecretScribe]

There's a girl with a jar full of cookies!
And she's way too good for any mere rookie!
She's a wonderful flirt.
Want to take off her skirt
And find out how sweet is her nookie!

 

[wildrose70]

Cookie...Cookie
Sweet as her name
If you haven't met her
It's a dammed shame

 

[biggbear8]

Slick he said with a smirk
I'm snowed under with work
I'm doing my brief
seems there is no relief
So for now I just have to lurk!!





hurry back....I am holding the fort!!

last night cookie was in the tub with slick
under water she played with his dick
the bubbles started to flow
and it wasnt just air you know
and cookie and slick laughed quite quick

 

[biggbear8]

now slick is way to busy so all he can do is lurk
i really hope he doesnt think of me as a jerk
the limercks are starting to flow
never know where they will go
so hurry back slick miss you so please dont just lurk

 

[SecretScribe]

Cherrie you amaze me, delight and astound
The effect you have is erotically profound
You cause my thoughts to quicken
And my cock to thicken
As I think of pounding your mound!

 

[biggbear8]

slick slick playing with his dick
asked cookie if she seen this trick
cookie said i dont know
slick pumped his dick quick slow
mmmmm thats a funny lookin dick slick

 

[biggbear8]

cookie rubbing her clit realy quick
looked up and saw slick
said what the hay
you going to play
slick dropped dowm and started licking quick

 

[biggbear8]

cookie climbed to the third rung
yelled bear give me ur long tongue
as i went licking under
she came as loud as thunder
it took all the breath from her lung

 

[cookiejar]

slick slick playing with his dick
asked cookie if she seen this trick
cookie said i dont know
slick pumped his dick quick slow
mmmmm thats a funny lookin dick slick

ROFL.....Bear I love you...thanx for the laughs!