Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

Tonight the party is in here
Slick he provided the beer
Bear did the food
Rob's in the mood
Cookie's first party this year!

 

[Slick]

Let me be the first to congratulate Cookie
You know Lit's editor gave her story an ‘E’
Now if it were written about Slick
Instead of that private dick
They’d give her a seat on Lit’s committee

Congratulations Baby

 

[cookiejar]

Let me be the first to congratulate Cookie
You know Lit's editor gave her story an ‘E’
Now if it were written about Slick
Instead of that private dick
They’d give her a seat on Lit’s committee

Congratulations Baby

Ty sweet Slick for your congrats
Cookie is wearing lots of hats
To quote you...I'm chuffed
my chest it is puffed
I'm beginning to love Lit's stats!!





I'm really flying high Slick!

 

[tonitits]

Toni a hot little patootie
sweet boobiedoll...a cutie
her lover is happy
he gets quite sappy
when she shakes her booty!!

Thanks Cookie!!!

Cookie is the Queen of Wit
I would have to admit.
She makes everyone happy
especially her man Big Bear Cappy
when she is gone he throws such a fit.

I know it is not very good, but I am not as good at this is you are!

 

[biggbear8]

There once was a man named slick with a yearning,
So he came to cookie looking for learning,
But she set his head right,
Said, "Write only at night,"
For you'll need your day job to keep earning."

 

[Slick]

There once was a man named slick with a yearning,
So he came to cookie looking for learning,
But she set his head right,
Said, "Write only at night,"
For you'll need your day job to keep earning."

It seems you need to get your facts straight
On how I earn a living, at any rate
You did say one thing right
I do get busy at night
Just think of the words ‘Bed’, 'Play' and ‘Mate’

 

[biggbear8]

It seems you need to get your facts straight
On how I earn a living, at any rate
You did say one thing right
I do get busy at night
Just think of the words ‘Bed’, 'Play' and ‘Mate’

now slick i know your great
this bear was temping fate
would never try to match u wit for wit
that would really make me quit
so lets call this a stale mate


slick ur a great limerick artist im just a lowly poet

 

[biggbear8]

now cookies stories are geting better and better
shes making all the harder and wetter
more and more are their replies
as the hand start to fly
as the story ends cookie writes more thank you letters



great job on the story cookie i knew u could keep up the great work

 

[RAW1966]

COOKIE IS A WRITER WITH CLASS
BECAUSE OF HER FINE HOT ASS
THEY ALWAYS PERSIST
AND ADD TO THER LIST
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MAKE A PASS





HI COOKIE HUGGS AND CUDDLES

 

[cookiejar]

It seems you need to get your facts straight
On how I earn a living, at any rate
You did say one thing right
I do get busy at night
Just think of the words ‘Bed’, 'Play' and ‘Mate’

A role model for Slick is ole "Hef"
with playmates he likes to play ref
he plays with their rears
whoops I meant ears
making the bunnies all deaf!!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookielocks and Bear a new story
only Cookielocks is really quite whorey
lying asleep in his bed
his porridge he fed
she really is feeling hunky dory!

 

[cookiejar]

A koala named Robbie so cute
chased a girl in her birthday suit
up a eucalyptus tree
naked and free
saying babe you can toot on my flute!!

 

[biggbear8]

A koala named Robbie so cute
chased a girl in her birthday suit
up a eucalyptus tree
naked and free
saying babe you can toot on my flute!!

now theres a lass named cookiejar thats sweet
all the men try to reach into the jar for her treat
she slams the lit tight
say its for someone special tonight
she smiles and winks and lay the nice and neat

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy she wants Mr. Cruise
her hands on his body did peruse
Nicole is gone
bring him on
She wants to be Tom's muse!




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[cookiejar]

Jen she dearly wants Sir T
Cookie's been as busy as a bee
the pics the closest I got
looks like him-not
When she is done I want him for me!


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[rosylady]

Rosy she wants Mr. Cruise
her hands on his body did peruse
Nicole is gone
bring him on
She wants to be Tom's muse!




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Rosy use to want Tom Cruise
Until he met Penelope Cruz
Now she thinks he stinks
He's just a fink
For dumping Nicole for a snooze.

 

[cookiejar]

Slick opened his cathouse today
The fellers all flocked in to play
Pussies all over
Slick is in clover
Getting his choices to lay!!






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[Slick]

Slick opened his cathouse today
The fellers all flocked in to play
Pussies all over
Slick is in clover
Getting his choices to lay!!

Well Bear, looks like I’ve been bust
My form of income’s been sussed
Now it wouldn’t be wise
That I test the merchandise
Or I won’t be seeing Cookie for dust

 

[biggbear8]

Well Bear, looks like I’ve been bust
My form of income’s been sussed
Now it wouldn’t be wise
That I test the merchandise
Or I won’t be seeing Cookie for dust

now slick cookies she's the real prize
so dont test the merchandise
she the best any man can get
she has talent and wit
take a word of the wise

 

[biggbear8]

now slick cookies she's the real prize
so dont test the merchandise
she the best any man can get
she has talent and wit
take a word of the wise

that limerick was my 2000 post
i love cookies and rosys theads the most
they are fun and enterianing
always something to when raining
thank you cookie and rosy the hosts


yaaaaaaaaaaa hooooooooooooooooooo
2000

 

[rosylady]

that limerick was my 2000 post
i love cookies and rosys theads the most
they are fun and enterianing
always something to when raining
thank you cookie and rosy the hosts


yaaaaaaaaaaa hooooooooooooooooooo
2000

Congrats Bear on 2000 posts.


(I'd try and rhyme, but my brain is still sleeping)

 

[cookiejar]

A party in lims we do throw
running around to and fro
2000 for bear
we don't have a care
the drinks they are going to flow!!





Congats honey!!!


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[cookiejar]

Belly up to the bar y'all
All Cookie asks is please no brawl
Our bartender is Rob
chewing his gob
Toni, Rosy & Cookie are in the dance hall!!




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[cookiejar]

A smart little prince name of Otter
he wanted Princess Rosy a lotter
with his little webbed toes
and his wet little nose
he really makes Rosy much hotter!!




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[rosylady]

A smart little prince name of Otter
he wanted Princess Rosy a lotter
with his little webbed toes
and his wet little nose
he really makes Rosy much hotter!!




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Sweet Cookie is a delicious Treat
who doesn't even have smelly feet
she keeps slick on his toes
for he knows not which way he goes
as she sucks on his meat.


( I know that is horrible)