Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

Congrats Bear on 2000 posts.


(I'd try and rhyme, but my brain is still sleeping)

THATS OK MY SWEET ROSY
you could have just given me a posey
so im sending you my thanks
i will never pull ranks
just sit and be quit and cozy


thank you so much rosy
hugs and kisses
bear

 

[cookiejar]

A lady in Slick's Cathouse did purr
till Bear stuck her with his spur
she yelled "Boy Howdy"
really got rowdy
it really ruffled her fur!!




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[biggbear8]

A party in lims we do throw
running around to and fro
2000 for bear
we don't have a care
the drinks they are going to flow!!





Congats honey!!!


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well now that the parties started go
and all the booze well flow
cookies parties are always great
with food and booze at a good rate
so everyone have a good time and watch the show

hugs and kisses thx you honey kiss

 

[biggbear8]

A lady in Slick's Cathouse did purr
till Bear stuck her with his spur
she yelled "Boy Howdy"
really got rowdy
it really ruffled her fur!!




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the spurs i did not take off
cause she was laying there like a slouth
i poked her to git movin
so we could start groovin
boy did she try to buck me off

 

[Otter]

A smart little prince name of Otter
he wanted Princess Rosy a lotter
with his little webbed toes
and his wet little nose
he really makes Rosy much hotter!!




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The Prince Otter will do whaterver
To keep Princess Rosy happy forever
Cookie is Queen
If you know what I mean
To be the best damn Lit writer ever


Just found out about the limerick
Thanks cookie
Not as good as you, but it's the best i could due on short notice

 

[biggbear8]

slick walking in with his hat and boots
sees cookie and gives a holler and a hoot
he licks his lips and goes for a kiss
he hops in the tub for a scrub at her wish
then over to the bed he scoots



hehehheheheee

 

[cookiejar]

Bannor walked in...hair gritty with sand
fastest six shooter in the land
pulled out his gun(?)
ready for fun
and shot himself in the hand!!




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[biggbear8]

cookie the madame of the house
sits cross stitching quiet as a mouse
she looks at bear with a sneer
hollers better get over here
he flies over to her like a grouse


starting to flow

 

[cookiejar]

Playing "The Good..The Bad..The Ugly
Cookie was laughing so smugly
Bear the good lad
CJ really really bad
And Slick...errr...ummm...snuggly?




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[biggbear8]

Playing "The Good..The Bad..The Ugly
Cookie was laughing so smugly
Bear the good lad
CJ really really bad
And Slick...errr...ummm...snuggly?




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bear better be leaving soon
or slick may want a gun fight at noon
now bear no match for slick
cause i know no limercks tricks
im just crazy as a loon

 

[KHAN-E]

On Lit., the Official Slut
Likes to take cocks up her butt.
She has a new computer
Which should really suit her
In helping Lit. guys bust a nut!

 

[Slick]

bear better be leaving soon
or slick may want a gun fight at noon
now bear no match for slick
cause i know no limercks tricks
im just crazy as a loon

Well Bear you’d better get a move on
And find a ho’ to deal with that hard on
You need to get rid of that load
Before your bollocks explode
Or you’ll be imitating that third little icon*

* in your sig

 

[Slick]

Playing "The Good..The Bad..The Ugly
Cookie was laughing so smugly
Bear the good lad
CJ really really bad
And Slick...errr...ummm...snuggly?

Well it looks like you’ve come a long way
I’ll sort you out some more hay
That you Cookie? … forgive this lad
Thought you were a horse… my bad
What did you just say? Was that a “neigh”?

 

[The_old_man]

There once was a young man named Sweeny.
Who spilled some gin on his weeny.
So being uncouth,
he added Vermouth.
so his girlfriend could sip a martini.

 

[cookiejar]

On Lit., the Official Slut
Likes to take cocks up her butt.
She has a new computer
Which should really suit her
In helping Lit. guys bust a nut!

Khan on her cum-stained couch
Said I need a man who's no slouch
While using her mouth
She's playing down south
And finding thay guy's special pouch!!






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[Otter]

I became real curious and nosey
After talking to a girl named Rosy
I had to give in
The situation was win-win
Now to keep her warm and cozy

 

[rosylady]

I became real curious and nosey
After talking to a girl named Rosy
I had to give in
The situation was win-win
Now to keep her warm and cozy

Rosy decide to put Otter to the test
to see if he was the best
she started to flirt
and hit pay dirt
when he looked quite distressed.

 

[RAW1966]

ROBBIE IS FEELING DEAD
HE HAS A VERY SORE HEAD
TO SLEEP HE WILL GO
WALKING SO SLOW
AS HE DROPS HIS HEAD ON THE BED



HUGGS AND CUDDLES COOKIE ALL THE BEST ROBBIE

 

[RAW1966]

TAKE MY DARLING TO HER PLACE
LOVE HER WEARING SEXY LACE
PICKS HER UP KISSING HER FACE
LOVES TO TASTE HER
AS I PICK UP THE PACE

 

[RAW1966]

AUSSIE MEN ARE THE BEST
TIME TO TAKE THE TEST
BETTER THAN MOST
WE ARE GREAT HOSTS
TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN IN THE WEST

 

[cookiejar]

Miss Cookie was chasing a snake
Bartender Rob's pants she did shake
he said it's a rattler
and it wanted to batt'ler
starting a minor earthquake!!



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[cookiejar]

There once was a young man named Sweeny.
Who spilled some gin on his weeny.
So being uncouth,
he added Vermouth.
so his girlfriend could sip a martini.

LOL....come back with more!! You are always welcome!!



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[cookiejar]

Taking the balls errrr bull by the horns
Miss Rosy grabs Otter and warns
take care with my petals
they're bound to have nettles
Cause every rose you know has thorns!





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[rosylady]

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[cookiejar]

Slick that Cypress gunslinger (?)
He gives Cookie kisses that linger
they start to spoon
are over the moon
Cookie loves Slick's loaded stinger!!




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