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cookiejar said:
Slick you rattle brained goofus
Cookie will show you the proofus
You'll lose in this duel
I'll be feeding you gruel
You will end up looking like a doofus!
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Now we need to get something straight
This talk of me jerking’s making me irate
So, stop being a prude
I want you in the nude
‘Cause I know deep inside you can’t wait
 
Hey Slick...sweet man errrr....ummmm
now Cookie is feeling really dumb
I'm down on my knees
I am a big tease
I just like to watch a man cum!



:nana: :nana:


Swat that sucker yet?
 
There was a man who worked late
To the fury of his wife kate
he tried to make love
with a rubber glove
and ended with masturbate

Stuart
 
brevdravis said:
There was a man who worked late
To the fury of his wife kate
he tried to make love
with a rubber glove
and ended with masturbate

Stuart
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Welcome brevdavis!.......Post and have fun!



A strange young lady named Shelley
crawled to her man on her belly
but as she came near
she said oh my , oh dear
I seen small ones before but oh Nelly!

:p :p
 
Well it's Valentine's Day
I wish it were May
For my love would be here
Not over there
That's all I need to say!
 
mr.Slick said:
Thank you Rosy
:rose:
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now cookie and slick are both quick with thew wit
they are a cure couple i hope they dont split
so have ssome limerick fun
keep the laughs on the run
this limerick is make me look like a twit




cookie and slick good luck and hugs from me
love you both

bear
 
COOKIE JAR HAS A SHARP WIT
ALSO HAS A GREAT SET OF TITS
SHE MAKES ME LAUGH
SHE MAKES ME SMILE
SHE MAKES ROBBIE LOOK LIKE A TWIT





:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
COOKIE JAR IS SO SWEET
SO NICE TO EAT
SHE MAKES ME MOAN
SHE MAKES ME GROAN
A HOTTER TREAT U WILL NOT MEET




:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
 
tonitits said:
Well it's Valentine's Day
I wish it were May
For my love would be here
Not over there
That's all I need to say!
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Toni a hot little patootie
sweet boobiedoll...a cutie
her lover is happy
he gets quite sappy
when she shakes her booty!!

:nana: :nana:
 
biggbear8 said:
now cookie and slick are both quick with thew wit
they are a cure couple i hope they dont split
so have ssome limerick fun
keep the laughs on the run
this limerick is make me look like a twit




cookie and slick good luck and hugs from me
love you both

bear
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He is one great bear of a fella
his mission-make people feel swella
he's loyal and kind
got the boy scout mind
and what his kinks are-I ain't gonna tella!!

:p :p
 
RAW1966 said:
COOKIE JAR HAS A SHARP WIT
ALSO HAS A GREAT SET OF TITS
SHE MAKES ME LAUGH
SHE MAKES ME SMILE
SHE MAKES ROBBIE LOOK LIKE A TWIT





:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
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Rob the Aussie guy so shy(?)
is really a super nice guy
a smile so sweet
knocks girls off their feet
when he spends his days eating pie!!


:p :p


Welcome Rob....errrr ummmm ty for the kind words. LOL
 
Oh poor slick's battered stinger
it looks sore...a real humdinger
he hit a brick wall
had a great fall
girls...he will have to use his finger!



:p :p
 
cookiejar said:
Oh poor slick's battered stinger
it looks sore...a real humdinger
he hit a brick wall
had a great fall
girls...he will have to use his finger!
:p :p
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One thing you forgot to expose
Is that my finger’s also comatose
When I fell on the floor
Broke my hand now it’s sore
No worries, I can still use my nose

:p
 
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