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Nora
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calypso_21 said:
Dearest Calykins,
Keep Eumenides away from the cows, gf!! You remember what happened last time, don't you!?!?!
They are your Groucho glasses from last year, and I do believe we'll have a stern chat when you get home.
With gruff affection and tough love,
Your sugahmomma
PS. Not my legs, silly!
amelia
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No "hair down there" ra:
it has been almost 24 hours since we last flirted. i'm beginning to feel unloved. I started this thread in honor of you and this is how you repay me. *sob* (please do not notice the flirting i have done with almost everyone in this thread as i am blonde and therefore weak-willed).
with love and longing,
amelia i. shornee
it has been almost 24 hours since we last flirted. i'm beginning to feel unloved. I started this thread in honor of you and this is how you repay me. *sob* (please do not notice the flirting i have done with almost everyone in this thread as i am blonde and therefore weak-willed).
with love and longing,
amelia i. shornee
Minkey Boodle
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Dear perk_babe,
I'm glad you noticed. I always did like the feel of the dangle, so I couldn't fathom ridding myself of it completely.
I'd be honored if you'd dingle my empy berries.
Post Jingly Yours,
Ms. Boodle
I'm glad you noticed. I always did like the feel of the dangle, so I couldn't fathom ridding myself of it completely.
I'd be honored if you'd dingle my empy berries.
Post Jingly Yours,
Ms. Boodle
Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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amelia said:
Dear Amelia
Not to interrupt your private letter writing (how the fuck did I see that?) But I've been saying the same about you.
Only your breasts, not a dick...
Cos..
y'know...
You... don't....have....one.
Cos you're a woman.
y'know.
bye,
Spin.
Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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amelia said:
Dear A-dawg
No... but it's fun to pretend
SPinster
Nora
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amelia said:
Dear Amelia,
I understand the blonde gene and watching you play gets me uber-moist anyway.
By the way, that was me watching you sing Dolly earlier. If I may be so bold as to request "Jolene" next time? I love watching you catch your breath before hollerin' the last JOLENE!!!!! *swoons*
From an island in the stream,
Nora.
G
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Dear Portly guy that sits in front of me in Political Science class......
Note: I don't appreciate the 'aroma' of your beer drenched shirt that you forgot to change yesterday at your 'cool' frat party. As hard as it may be to get this thought through your beer adled mind: Yes, the smell permeates in air and no that hot blonde chick that sits across the room will not be impressed with your 'volumous stomach that can take in unlimited amounts of alcohol'. End communication.
Note: I don't appreciate the 'aroma' of your beer drenched shirt that you forgot to change yesterday at your 'cool' frat party. As hard as it may be to get this thought through your beer adled mind: Yes, the smell permeates in air and no that hot blonde chick that sits across the room will not be impressed with your 'volumous stomach that can take in unlimited amounts of alcohol'. End communication.
amelia
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Dear Norawood:
How did you know that Jolene was my favorite dolly song to sing? I have just the costume..picture it now. My pom poms stuffed into my very tight top..blonde hair piled high and all that make up!
i'm in white trash heaven!
48DDD those are the ones for me!
Amelia
How did you know that Jolene was my favorite dolly song to sing? I have just the costume..picture it now. My pom poms stuffed into my very tight top..blonde hair piled high and all that make up!
i'm in white trash heaven!
48DDD those are the ones for me!
Amelia
TheDR4KE
Breathing the sensuous Om
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Dear Perkabella
Are you the pink of your soft wet tongue?
Are you the pink of your labia young?
Are you all flushed and hot of cheek,
Smiling all coy, like a maiden sweet?
Or are you, as I suspect you may be,
lusty and naughty and toying with me?
Yours sincereduckly,
Drake
Are you the pink of your soft wet tongue?
Are you the pink of your labia young?
Are you all flushed and hot of cheek,
Smiling all coy, like a maiden sweet?
Or are you, as I suspect you may be,
lusty and naughty and toying with me?
Yours sincereduckly,
Drake
calypso_21
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Nora said:
Sweet Sugahmomma,
I do indeed remember what happened...all that chocolate syrup what a waste! I refused to let her harrass them too. She wanted to stop at McDonalds before we get to the farm but I told her that just wasn't in keeping with the holiday spirit. She said that she was just trying to give back what they've given to us. I tried to explain but maybe you can tell her cows wouldn't appreciate a Big Mac.
You found that thing stuffed in the right corner of my drawer? Oh no. (not sure if I should come home)
Sulking in Snow,
Calykins
amelia
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Nora:
I know this is the letters thread, but i suddenly have the urge to haiku you.
Dolly Parton Rules
Jolene, 9 to 5 and more
Karaoke Time!
Please come over this instant. We shall shake it, shake it, shake it til the break of dawn!
gettin down,
Amelia
I know this is the letters thread, but i suddenly have the urge to haiku you.
Dolly Parton Rules
Jolene, 9 to 5 and more
Karaoke Time!
Please come over this instant. We shall shake it, shake it, shake it til the break of dawn!
gettin down,
Amelia
teddybear4play
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Dear Amelia:amelia said:
If for whatever reason, Spin is unavailable, I formally submit a notice that I would like to substitute for him at times of your convenience. I have enclosed a résumé, cover letter, medical history, and three letters of recommendation.
I look forward to you yahoo'ing me, yeeha'ing me, oh-god'ing me, and just generally showing me the good stuff.
Sincerely,
TB4p
enclosure
Nora
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calypso_21 said:
My dearest Calynator,
Yes, that was what I found. I'm shocked and appalled that you kept it from me. However, I'm willing to overlook your transgressions if you give me a detailed demonstration when you return.
*sigh* I'll have another talk with Eumenides about taunting happy fun cow. But for now, just make sure she doesn't dab the beef-grease on as perfume before she goes near the cows. I don't think her insurance will cover it a second time.
With exasperation,
Nora.
Nora
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amelia said:
Dearest Amelia,
You can haiku me anytime, anywhere, baby. Oh yeah, give me the haiku!
she haikus at will
with no regard for topic
on her, it is cute.
I would love to come over, however I have work to do tomorrow and must obey the bill-paying gods. Besides, tomorrow's sushi night with the "gang" I can't miss out on that!
When the hell are you coming down here, anyway?
Doin' the funky chicken,
Nora.
calypso_21
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Nora said:
Darling Nora,
You were not supposed to find that. It was a special gift I had set aside for you for this holiday season. Now since the cat is out of the bag (or so to speak) I will just return it so that I can surprise you with something even more exciting. Demonstration still included.
Oh please don't be upset with Eumie. She didn't do the dabbling at all but the bull did look at her a bit funny and she truly has amazing speed when horns are that close to her ass.
Plus the insurance man has been calling her every month to quote her a new policy. Atleast this is what he says he wants to do. I have a feeling he just wants to get her in a universal...policy that is.
Sleepily,
Caly
