Let's Have some Fun

[msboy8]

OK,Which is the girl and which is the wombat?

 

[Guest]

I'm the fucking girl, can you not see it?
The wombat's a wanker, the fucking tit.

(Sorry, Joe's swear box thread is taking over my mind. ~Lou )

P.S.

 

[NoJo]

fuckity fuckity fuckity tit,
cuntfucking shitsucking titloving shit.

 

[Guest]

Joe's foul mouth has Lou all a-flutter.
Well, fuck me sideways and smear me in butter.

 

[NoJo]

Whip out the lard cos I feel like a binge,
food fucking beats fighting, so grease up your minge

 

[Boxlicker101]

"My golly," said George. "That Lou is so hot
She has many places that wombats have not."

 

[shereads]

"My golly," said George. "That Lou is so hot
She has many places that wombats have not."

Meanwhile, a vast herd of migrating elk
Were dancing the fox-trot with dead Lawrence Welk.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Meanwhile, a vast herd of migrating elk
Were dancing the fox-trot with dead Lawrence Welk.

"How the elk," you may wonder, "could dance with a stiff?"
They had just dug him up and did not know the diff.

 

[mcfbridge]

But they trundled off straight over to Lou's
While Lawrence kept chanting, "A one and a two."

"How the elk," you may wonder, "could dance with a stiff?"
They had just dug him up and did not know the diff.

 

[Guest]

 

[SensualCealy]

While Welk and the Elk where dancing the waltz,
Lou and the band were fucking, what else?

 

[Guest]

 

[SensualCealy]

Everyone turned, looking at Lou, shocked in disbelief,
An inpersonator she must be, what a relief.

 

[msboy8]

Everyone turned, looking at Lou, shocked in disbelief,
An inpersonator she must be, what a relief.

Not just impersonating Lou,
With falsies, impersonated a girl too.

 

[SweetVA]

Not just impersonating Lou,
With falsies, impersonated a girl too.

What they all witnessed as that rat fell flat,
Was that this "Lou" was really that wiley wombat!

 

[Boxlicker101]

What they all witnessed as that rat fell flat,
Was that this "Lou" was really that wiley wombat!

Since wombats and elk both have four furry legs,
They can fuck all they want; it's right there in the regs.

 

[msboy8]

Since wombats and elk both have four furry legs,
They can fuck all they want; it's right there in the regs.

I beg to differ, you need a person,
check the regs, you need to learn son.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I beg to differ, you need a person,
check the regs, you need to learn son.

We can't write of fucking twixt humans and dogs,
Or humans with wombats or elk or with hogs.

But we can write plenty of cats fucking cats,
Or couplings of horses or kangaroo rats.

We never have done it for nobody cares
To read of the matings of Kodiak bears.

But if someone wanted to write about beasties
Who went about breeding with different species.

Then Laurel and Manu would probably say
"You can write it but no one will read anyway."

 

[SweetVA]

We can't write of fucking twixt humans and dogs,
Or humans with wombats or elk or with hogs.

But we can write plenty of cats fucking cats,
Or couplings of horses or kangaroo rats.

We never have done it for nobody cares
To read of the matings of Kodiak bears.

But if someone wanted to write about beasties
Who went about breeding with different species.

Then Laurel and Manu would probably say
"You can write it but nobody will read anyway."

I dunno.. I'm a little intimidated after that!

VA

 

[msboy8]

I dunno.. I'm a little intimidated after that!

VA

What ever happened to women that just fuck,
None near me, a dying breed, that's just my luck.

 

[mcfbridge]

What ever happened to women that just fuck,
None near me, a dying breed, that's just my luck.

Fortunately, I don't think that's totally true,
which, in a strange way, brings us right back to Lou.

 

[Guest]

 

[Boxlicker101]

"It's about time!" Said lou, "You fucking twits.
Stop flapping your gums. Start sucking my tits!"

With two on my tits and one eating my box,
The rest of you guys start preparing your cocks.

 

[Guest]

Lou just popped in to say:

Thank you, guys, I feel good and love this thread.
It makes me horny as hell, so now I'm off to my bed.

 

[Guest]