Let's Have some Fun

[ElizabethWest]

So now we find Lou on all fours on the exam table
She likes doggy-style, she's ready willing and able.

 

[SweetVA]

So now we find Lou on all fours on the exam table
She likes doggy-style, she's ready willing and able.

So now the orthodontist (we'll call him "Chuck")
Moves in behind her and says "Now, let's ......

tuck....."

VA

 

[logophile]

So now the orthodontist (we'll call him "Chuck")
Moves in behind her and says "Now, let's ......

tuck....."

VA

'Up your skirt and reveal your sweet fanny
While I pull out my dancing banan-y"

 

[ElizabethWest]

He'd no more than put his 'banan-y' where it was long overdue
When his assistant came in with an ailing shih tzu

 

[Shock Chick]

Discussing Lou in this way was beginning to make her feel sick.
So she turned on bitch mode and sent in Shock Chick.



(Edited, cos I can't even write two fucking sentences right now without making a mistake. )

 

[mcfbridge]

Discussing Lou in this way was beginning to make her feel sick.
So she turned on bitch mode and sent in Shock Chick.



(Edited, cos I can't even write two fucking sentences right now without making a mistake. )

Now Shock Chick's a wonder, who loves a nice cock.
But the best thing about her is that nothing shock's Shock.

 

[ElizabethWest]

What Lou didn't realize as he woke with a start
Was he'd had a bad dream and his real name was Bart

 

[Shock Chick]

Now Shock Chick's a wonder, who loves a nice cock.
But the best thing about her is that nothing shock's Shock.

Mike knows Shocky well, and Lou even better.
So they kissed and made up, and now she's even wetter.

 

[mcfbridge]

Because where he kissed Shock, got her heart all a flutter.
And she melted against him like gooey warm butter.

Mike knows Shocky well, and Lou even better.
So they kissed and made up, and now she's even wetter.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Shock chick arrived lookin to whoop some ass. The wombat was turned on, and tried to make a pass.

 

[shereads]

[threadjack]

'Up your skirt and reveal your sweet fanny
While I pull out my dancing banan-y"

NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES!

[/threadjack]

 

[shereads]

Our friend the wombat has more heart than brain
When drop-kicked, he came back for even more pain.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Again and again he was kicked in the mouth,
And his teeth were a-flyin' to north and to south.

 

[Guest]

The wombat is back, let's all shout, "Hoorah!"
Now wave goodbye, cos I'm taking him in my car.

 

[SweetVA]

The wombat is back, let's all shout, "Hoorah!"
Now wave goodbye, cos I'm taking him in my car.

So the wombat was saved , but poor Lou was still lacking
the payment to Chuck, he looked forward to to jacking.....

 

[Guest]

Chuck will not be jacking courtesy of Lou,
because I reserve all jacking rights exclusively for Lew.

 

[shereads]

Meanwhile the Hangout had welcomed George Clooney
Whose posts were invisible to all but the looney.

 

[TheEarl]

Meanwhile the Hangout had welcomed George Clooney
Whose posts were invisible to all but the looney.

The looney cried out, with his voice all a flutter
Scarlett Thomas is here too, I'm not a nutter

The Earl

 

[Boxlicker101]

The looney cried out, with his voice all a flutter
Scarlett Thomas is here too, I'm not a nutter

The Earl

Hoorah! Hoorah! We will knock GH dead!
For Rosemary's baby is here on the thread.

 

[Guest]

The crazy people, with wild eyes, glanced all around.
But nobody else, not even the wombat, uttered a sound.

 

[shereads]

The crazy people, with wild eyes, glanced all around.
But nobody else, not even the wombat, uttered a sound.

Alas, they had mixed up their Clooneys that day.
Rosemary's dead but she's here anyway.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Rosemary's dead, but many wished to speak to her.

So we called miss Cleo to see if there was a spell we could conjure.

 

[Boxlicker101]

LouLou was back on all fours on the bed,
Knowing George Clooney was here on the thread.

 

[mcfbridge]

LouLou was back on all fours on the bed,
Knowing George Clooney was here on the thread.

George was there, and Rosemary was too.
But what the Hell did I care, I was in Lou.

 

[Guest]