Let's Have some Fun

[shereads]

Mike said, "I'm finished, 'tis time
Now let's see 'bout squeezing this Lime."

"On Dancer, on Prancer, on Cantdog and Sub Joe,
On Sneezy, on Shanglan, on Lisa you porn 'ho!"

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

Real or plastic, Lou begged for more dong.
Cried her mother, "Oh where did I go wrong?"

When up on the roof there arrived with a clatter
A package from Santa with lewd reading matter

 

[Boxlicker101]

When up on the roof there arrived with a clatter
A package from Santa with lewd reading matter

A Boxlicker story with nothing but smut,
Of eating her pussy and fucking her butt.

 

[mcfbridge]

Lou had her package and it seemed such a crime.
Not to see just how sweet was that dear Mrs. Lime.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The package was open, with Lou reading it,
While one of her hands was caressing her clit.

 

[ElizabethWest]

And I heard her exclaim as she let out a moan
"What a shame I'm reduced to having sex all alone."

 

[LadyJeanne]

The door slammed open as Lou orgasmed and shuddered.
The Top Twat was home; she could now have another!

 

[Guest]

The door slammed open as Lou orgasmed and shuddered.
The Top Twat was home; she could now have another!

The Top Twat he knew exactly what she needed,
"Yes, spank me, my love," she begged and she pleaded.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The Top Twat he knew exactly what she needed,
"Yes, spank me, my love," she begged and she pleaded.

He tied both her hands and and her feet to the bed.
"Oh, spank me, my love," she begged and she pled

 

[msboy8]

I'll spank you until your ass is red,
cause an unspanked girl is better off dead.

 

[Guest]

So Lew spanked Lou, and he spanked her some more,
Until the wiley old wombat wandered in through the door.

 

[msboy8]

The wombat's a pain, that much is true,
But they're better than horses if you want some glue.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The wombat's a pain, that much is true,
But they're better than horses if you want some glue.

But that day, the wombat was not meant for glue.
He had his own method of spanking sweet Lou

 

[Boxlicker101]

So Lew and the wombat both took off their belts
And used them to cover her ass with red welts.

 

[msboy8]

That wombat sure has a mean streak,
I'd rather have neighbors who would spy and peek.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Lou rubbed her fanny to take out the sting
While Lew put on a CD by Elvis the King.

 

[msboy8]

Speaking of people who look in on you,
one is right there, what will lou do?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Speaking of people who look in on you,
one is right there, what will lou do?

It was George Clooney to join in the fun,
"Oh, dammit," he said. "The spanking is done."

 

[msboy8]

George Clooney, what a sneak he is,
What do you expect from someone in the movie biz.

 

[Boxlicker101]

"Oh, Georgie," Lou said as she jumped back in bed,
"The fun isn't over. See here, I am spread."

 

[Wildcard Ky]

"Oh, Georgie," Lou said as she jumped back in bed,
"The fun isn't over. See here, I am spread."

George surveyed the room and said "Oh goodie".

But it wasn't Lou he was looking at. The wombat you see, was giving George a woody.

 

[msboy8]

George always was an animal lover,
Rather that than female blubber.

 

[Boxlicker101]

George surveyed the room and said "Oh goodie".

But it wasn't Lou he was looking at. The wombat you see, was giving George a woody.

For George's sex life had some curious slants.
He grabbed up the wombat and pulled down his pants.

Msboy, Wildcard got his post in before you. We have to follow his.

 

[mcfbridge]

And Lou had some places, all soft, wet, and warm,
George could choose what he liked, any port in a storm.