Let's Have some Fun

[SweetVA]

Although Christmas Day had been two months ago,
For hot sex with Lou, he had mushed through the snow.

Imagine the scene when Ol' Nick walks through the door..
Naked people and a wombat sprawled out on the floor!

With a girl on the table, two more on the mat,
and one moaning softly right next to the cat!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Imagine the scene when Ol' Nick walks through the door..
Naked people and a wombat sprawled out on the floor!

With a girl on the table, two more on the mat,
and one moaning softly right next to the cat!

"Ho, ho, ho," said Saint Nicholas. "I'm not on duty.
"Piss on the good kids; I'm here for a cutie."

 

[msboy8]

"Ho, ho, ho," said Saint Nicholas. "I'm not on duty.
"Piss on the good kids; I'm here for a cutie."

Mrs. Claus was there, naked, and pulled off his coat,
She'd never drown her big boobs would float.

Once his coat was off, his pants fell down,
His huge dick popped out, "Mr happy has come to town."

Mr Happy was deep red and sticking straight out,
Santa ignored Mrs. Claus and she began to pout.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Mrs. Claus was there, naked, and pulled off his coat,
She'd never drown her big boobs would float.

Once his coat was off, his pants fell down,
His huge dick popped out, "Mr happy has come to town."

Mr Happy was deep red and sticking straight out,
Santa ignored Mrs. Claus and she began to pout.

For decades, he told her, I've made love to you.
Today for a change, I am here to fuck Lou.

And when I have cum into Lou's pretty box,
I want to fuck Kiss Me, the Down Under fox.

And when I have finished, though late in the day
I want to start banging that hot, Sweet VA

You're okay, my dear, but I'm here for the best.
And I know that includes hot Elizabethwest.

Then Shereads will have a fair turn with my prick
For Lit. women make other women look sick.

And Lady Jeanne, looking so pretty and sweet
Will open her pussy for my rigid meat.

 

[msboy8]

For decades, he told her, I've made love to you.
Today for a change, I am here to fuck Lou.

And when I have cum into Lou's pretty box,
I want to fuck Kiss Me, the Down Under fox.

And when I have finished, though late in the day
I want to start banging that hot, Sweet VA

Santa had his list and I'm sure he checked it twice,
He only wanted the best, with cunts like a vise!

 

[mcfbridge]

And he wasn't alone, which made us happy ourselves,
For along with Ol' Santa, were three lady elves

Santa had his list and I'm sure he checked it twice,
He only wanted the best, with cunts like a vise!

 

[msboy8]

And he wasn't alone, which made us happy ourselves,
For along with Ol' Santa, were three lady elves

Those elf chicks with Santa were hot,
They stripped and spread their legs right on the spot.

 

[Kiss Me]

With all these new bodies spread out on the floor,
the poor, confused wombat thought he better explore.

 

[msboy8]

With all these new bodies spread out on the floor,
the poor, confused wombat thought he better explore.

The wombat wandered around and wound up outside,
He tripped near the open septic tank and wound up inside.

 

[shereads]

The story continues with that wombat's brother
Since one marsupial is much like another.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The story continues with that wombat's brother
Since one marsupial is much like another.

He was tired of sex between elk and himself
So he checked out the charms of a cute lady elf.

 

[msboy8]

Santa saw the wombat, and said, "I hate that rat."
He pulled out a hammer and the wombat went SPLAT!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Santa saw the wombat, and said, "I hate that rat."
He pulled out a hammer and the wombat went SPLAT!

As he spit his tobacco in both Santas's eyes,
And he dropped his hammer in shock and surprise.

 

[mcfbridge]

And then who should walk through the door, putting all at ease,
but sweet Mrs. Claus, with her plush Double Ds.

 

[Boxlicker101]

And then who should walk through the door, putting all at ease,
but sweet Mrs. Claus, with her plush Double Ds.

"Let's have us an orgy," she shouted out loud.
And nobody refused in that whole horny crowd.

 

[Boxlicker101]

"Let's have us an orgy," she shouted out loud.
And nobody refused in that whole horny crowd.

"Just let me get at her; I'm tired of elk,
I want that hot pussy," cried dead Lawrence Welk.

 

[msboy8]

"Just let me get at her; I'm tired of elk,
I want that hot pussy," cried dead Lawrence Welk.

Wanting to serve, I just stopped in with my gun,
Protecting Mrs. Claus was my kind of fun.

I killed the undead Lawrence Welk,
But no one, but no one wanted his pelt.

 

[mcfbridge]

His pelt, no chance, He's was a dirty old cur.
Between Mrs. Claus' legs was my kind of fur.

 

[SweetVA]

His pelt, no chance, He's was a dirty old cur.
Between Mrs. Claus' legs was my kind of fur.

And I stroked and I licked 'til Mrs. Claus cried out,
Mr. Claus looked over and started to shout,

"Buddy, if you'll please her well (like you should),
I'll fill up your stocking with things that are good!"

 

[mcfbridge]

And I stroked and I licked 'til Mrs. Claus cried out,
Mr. Claus looked over and started to shout,

"Buddy, if you'll please her well (like you should),
I'll fill up your stocking with things that are good!"

Well I did as he asked, and I never did quit.
although I'm not sure that pretty SweetVA will fit.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well I did as he asked, and I never did quit.
although I'm not sure that pretty SweetVA will fit.

We rolled on the floor with her legs 'round my head
The hungry elk herd had just eaten the bed.

 

[mcfbridge]

We rolled on the floor with her legs 'round my head
The hungry elk herd had just eaten the bed.

Then, just at that moment, Lou crashed through the door.
All rested up, and ready for more.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Then, just at that moment, Lou crashed through the door.
All rested up, and ready for more.

And when she saw Santa, she said to Saint Nick
"I've been a good girl, you can give me your dick."

 

[Boxlicker101]

And when she saw Santa, she said to Saint Nick
"I've been a good girl, you can give me your dick."

Santa said "Okay, but get in that queue.
"Coz four other good girls were here before you."

 

[msboy8]

Santa said "Okay, but get in that queue.
"Coz four other good girls were here before you."

She hung her head feeling horny and lost,
She'd do anything to get laid, no matter the cost.