Let's Have some Fun

[mcfbridge]

Since the last few threads I've posted have been on the serious side, I feel the need for another game, so here goes.

Let's right a story in couplets. Each person must write two lines. The ending of the two lines must rhyme.

So, Here goes:



Poor Lou was going to the store.
She was out of K-Y, and needed more.

 

[Guest]

Lou was poor because she had no money.
So she decided that she'd blag some honey.






P.S.

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

"Listen, thankless reprobate,
If you don't like this, just masturbate."

 

[LadyJeanne]

Poor Lou grabbed the gel and left in a huff,
forgetting her knickers near the tins of snuff

 

[shereads]

Buck-ass nekkid in the street,
Lou passed a sheep and heard it bleat.

 

[ElizabethWest]

She hurried back home yearning desperately for her lover
Only to be greeted at the door by her mother

 

[LadyJeanne]

"Where have you been, you naughty scamp?
And why in the world is your red skirt damp?"

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Buck-ass nekkid in the street,
Lou passed a sheep and heard it bleat.

Although Lou tried to fight sin’s pull,
The truth was, she could use the wool.

 

[Guest]

 

[mcfbridge]

"Actually," mum said, "a sheep is much better
from a woman, you can't make a sweater."

And for Lou of course that was certainly true,
for between her legs not a hair was in view.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Her lover, he liked that she kept herself bare,
But she winced when she thought of the burning of Nair.

 

[doormouse]

The Nair and razors were thrown in the trash
She thought she'd give the ol' tweezers a bash

 

[ElizabethWest]

"Good god, ouch!" she exclaimed, "Is he really worth this?"
But she weakened remembering their most recent kiss.

 

[SweetVA]

And the touch of his hand as it slipped 'tween her thighs
Made it almost impossible to keep quiet her sighs.

 

[ElizabethWest]

"Okay, Mom. It's time that you leave.
There's pressure that's building I need to relieve."

 

[SweetVA]

"Okay, Mom. It's time that you leave.
There's pressure that's building I need to relieve."

"well then, Girl, you're in!"
Mom said with a grin.


(any chance we could change this to limerick?)

 

[TheEarl]

"Okay, Mom. It's time that you leave.
There's pressure that's building I need to relieve."

"For although it's something quite popular on Lit,
For my relief incest helps not one bit."

The Earl

PS. I feel like a porn-writing Dr Suess.

 

[ElizabethWest]

So Mom went on home though it wasn't what she'd planned,
Now Lou could get down to the business at hand.

 

[shereads]

Meanwhile, poor Clovis, Lou's pet fighting wombat,
Was defending the house and embroiled in combat.

 

[mcfbridge]

So while Lou went to work on a place warm and wet,
Poor Clovis was fighting the intruder he'd met.

 

[TheEarl]

What Clovis did not get, as he fought with some noise,
Was that the buzzing intruder was one of Lou's toys.

The Earl

 

[Remec]

What Clovis did not get, as he fought with some noise,
Was that the buzzing intruder was one of Lou's toys.

A nice, new vibrator Lou had bought at the store,
so new that the wombat hadn't heard it before.

 

[sincerely_helene]

What Clovis did not get, as he fought with some noise,
Was that the buzzing intruder was one of Lou's toys.

The Earl

It whirred and it rumbled; the floorboards shook from beneath
Poor Clovis got too close and done chipped his front teeth

 

[NoJo]

It whirred and it rumbled; the floorboards shook from beneath
Poor Clovis got too close and done chipped his front teeth

Now orthodonty for a wombat can run to megabucks,
The vet just smiled and said to Lou, "You can make it up in fucks".