Lets Get Real, Right Now!

[WboroBaptM0134]

Oh people, there is a great disease amongst you....

Our internet operation has discovered that amongst you people today, there is an erroneous belief. Satans minions have created a global conspiracy of sex advice videos (aka porn) Which convince the viewers thats its totally natural to swallow or consume a mans holy seed. Oh how sad that so many of you as evidenced from this forum, believe in this devils play. Does it not state in the holy book....

"And yay I say verily unto you, there shall come a time when the majority will consume their children as they would their victuals."

Oh sad is the day people! Can you not see the lie before you? God granted to his beloved creation the holy seed which continues His plan for us all. And now Satan is trying to pervert its use!! Don't think that you can remain 'abstinent', saving yourself for marriage but still consume little children on the side. Or how about the grossest of evil that woman can commit. The unmentionable desire to drown oneself in the corpses of our babies. To use them as a skin ointment!! Oh evil days, this truly is the end of times when so many participate or watch for their amusement!! Don't believe the lies!! Cast off Satan and sin, and live as God intended us to . Together we can defeat this evil.

I FOR ONE WILL MAKE A STAND!! WILL YOU JOIN ME?

 

[Husker1987]

AmPics blocked you again huh?

 

[CuCuKM]

Oh people, there is a great disease amongst you....

Our internet operation has discovered that amongst you people today, there is an erroneous belief. Satans minions have created a global conspiracy of sex advice videos (aka porn) Which convince the viewers thats its totally natural to swallow or consume a mans holy seed. Oh how sad that so many of you as evidenced from this forum, believe in this devils play. Does it not state in the holy book....

"And yay I say verily unto you, there shall come a time when the majority will consume their children as they would their victuals."

Oh sad is the day people! Can you not see the lie before you? God granted to his beloved creation the holy seed which continues His plan for us all. And now Satan is trying to pervert its use!! Don't think that you can remain 'abstinent', saving yourself for marriage but still consume little children on the side. Or how about the grossest of evil that woman can commit. The unmentionable desire to drown oneself in the corpses of our babies. To use them as a skin ointment!! Oh evil days, this truly is the end of times when so many participate or watch for their amusement!! Don't believe the lies!! Cast off Satan and sin, and live as God intended us to . Together we can defeat this evil.

I FOR ONE WILL MAKE A STAND!! WILL YOU JOIN ME?

Stop right there.
Sperm swallowing is absolutely NOT what that set of verses references to.
If you want better accounts for what it very likely is referring to, then look at some other countries around the world where they adovocate eating dead or aborted babies like a delicacy. Japan, china, and a bunch of other places are literally eating babies.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Stop right there.
Sperm swallowing is absolutely NOT what that set of verses references to.
If you want better accounts for what it very likely is referring to, then look at some other countries around the world where they adovocate eating dead or aborted babies like a delicacy. Japan, china, and a bunch of other places are literally eating babies.

Of course it is!! And this cancer is spreading. Seems that Satan has come up with something so diabolical it attracts people. Oh of Gods creation! Lead us away.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Of course it is!! And this cancer is spreading. Seems that Satan has come up with something so diabolical it attracts people. Oh of Gods creation! Lead us away.

OH Lord protect me here from the demons and let me slay them and their ideas forever, for 'Yay now tis truly the season of evil'.

Homosexuals were certainly not in the plan of God. This is a perversion designed by, you guessed it, your pal, Satan. Who only wants to consume your withered souls for breakfast. Every time you commit folly of coupling with another man, you damn yourself, and is this not evidenced by what happens to a mans physical appearance when he engages in such behavior? His features become softened half like a woman but WRONG. He speaks with a high pitched voice and loses his mind instead being attracted to infantile things.

Oh it does remind me of that story by Xenophon, that when the Greeks, escaping from Cyrus the persian marched back through unknown lands, they came upon strange tribes where the men had grown fat and lazy. These men were said to be highly praised by their tribes and tittered like girls, adorning themselves with jewelry. What did these hardened Greek warriors do when traveling through this barbaric land on their way home. They made it a point to stop and slay every last one of these wretches for being abominations. Then then pillaged the villages and took the spoils home. After a vicious route from Persia, nothing felt quite so satisfying.

Oh homosexuals, like a plague in our land.... BEWARE for your Greek cometh!!!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Ugh...why don't you go get laid, or jack off, or whatever...

You seem so damn uptight, are your underwear too small?!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Ugh...why don't you go get laid, or jack off, or whatever...

You seem so damn uptight, are your underwear too small?!

I'm totally relaxed, but I'm here as a teacher to reform the perverted on this forum.

 

[MSH2]

ummmmmm, if you're watching porn as ......... what was it again? sex advice videos? perhaps you need to go out and meet some real women and perhaps do some actual research into what is and isnt normal in terms of sex. Porn isnt, its a sort of........... idealised entertainment, but then neither are you, so I guess it all averages out somewhere in the middle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend my time somewhat better. like talking to like-minded people. hell i'l even settle for minded people, like or not. Or doing.......... evil and twisted things to my girlfriend. have a simply wonderful afterlife.

 

[RoyceConnors]

I'm totally relaxed, but I'm here as a teacher to reform the perverted on this forum.

I love this guy!!! This is one of the best stand-up comedy acts in ages. Buddy, you gotta take this on the road and go with it. This stuff is gold. I'd pay to see you get up on stage and spout this out for an hour and a half. I swear, I'd piss myself laughing. This is really good shit. Did you come up with this all on your own or did you have help?

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

ummmmmm, if you're watching porn as ......... what was it again? sex advice videos? perhaps you need to go out and meet some real women and perhaps do some actual research into what is and isnt normal in terms of sex. Porn isnt, its a sort of........... idealised entertainment, but then neither are you, so I guess it all averages out somewhere in the middle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend my time somewhat better. like talking to like-minded people. hell i'l even settle for minded people, like or not. Or doing.......... evil and twisted things to my girlfriend. have a simply wonderful afterlife.

Yep, when you're boiling in Hell guess you can hang with like minded people there too? GEE SOUNDS LIKE FUN. Ever hear about what happens when you fall in a pit of boiling super heated lava? You are not excused because ... you are fundamentally confused. And when your girlfriend dumps you because of your morality, youll be crying back to Jesus, but might be too late. Get with the program bud and a cold bears waiting at the end of the hall!

 

[RoyceConnors]

Yep, when you're boiling in Hell guess you can hang with like minded people there too? GEE SOUNDS LIKE FUN. Ever hear about what happens when you fall in a pit of boiling super heated lava? You are not excused because ... you are fundamentally confused. And when your girlfriend dumps you because of your morality, youll be crying back to Jesus, but might be too late. Get with the program bud and a cold bears waiting at the end of the hall!

that's a cold BEER waiting at the end of the hall. What, get on the program only to be shredded by a pissed off bear? Sick fuck.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I love this guy!!! This is one of the best stand-up comedy acts in ages. Buddy, you gotta take this on the road and go with it. This stuff is gold. I'd pay to see you get up on stage and spout this out for an hour and a half. I swear, I'd piss myself laughing. This is really good shit. Did you come up with this all on your own or did you have help?

Well 20 years of Church 'll do ya! But hey jokes on you, only won't be so hot when your sitting in a hot tub of lava with bikini demons eating your flesh and wondering, Gee what did I do wrong.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Well 20 years of Church 'll do ya! But hey jokes on you, only won't be so hot when your sitting in a hot tub of lava with bikini demons eating your flesh and wondering, Gee what did I do wrong.

Bikini Babes in a hot tub doesn't appeal to you? WTF Rev. that's what we're all looking for out of life. Just keep that lava at 105F, and make sure those bikinis are extremely tiny and you've got yourself a deal.

 

[Mrtenant]

You guys do know this is some stupid shit's ALT from the General Board getting his jollies?

Don't play his game. Seriously, Thanks Playgrounders.

 

[WboroBaptM0136]

Well 20 years of Church 'll do ya! But hey jokes on you, only won't be so hot when your sitting in a hot tub of lava with bikini demons eating your flesh and wondering, Gee what did I do wrong.

I thought we were working the Gay forum today. You promised...

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

You guys do know this is some stupid shit's ALT from the General Board getting his jollies?

Don't play his game. Seriously, Thanks Playgrounders.

Yep I dealt with you real good last time, still running away huh. You only have so many days....

 

[MSH2]

Yep, when you're boiling in Hell guess you can hang with like minded people there too? GEE SOUNDS LIKE FUN. Ever hear about what happens when you fall in a pit of boiling super heated lava? You are not excused because ... you are fundamentally confused. And when your girlfriend dumps you because of your morality, youll be crying back to Jesus, but might be too late. Get with the program bud and a cold bears waiting at the end of the hall!

Cold bears? seriously? are they polar bears or is it just really really cold in heaven? because this is going to be very important information. Because freezing my ass off for the rest of eternity would be hell anyway. so it seems that eternity is going to be hellish either way. All in all, at least I'll be warm.

And now I'm done, I really do have better things, and people, to do.

have fun with the clouds and harps and stuff

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Cold bears? seriously? are they polar bears or is it just really really cold in heaven? because this is going to be very important information. Because freezing my ass off for the rest of eternity would be hell anyway. so it seems that eternity is going to be hellish either way. All in all, at least I'll be warm.

And now I'm done, I really do have better things, and people, to do.

have fun with the clouds and harps and stuff

Ah, a wise guy ay. Yep laugh it up now, but Satans joke is on you. Youve been fooled buddy and you aren't listening to the right people, but quite apart form your immortal soul, if you haven't had an ice cold serving of devil's ale I seriously suggest it, its something else.

 

[SadnonMage]

Yep, when you're boiling in Hell guess you can hang with like minded people there too? GEE SOUNDS LIKE FUN. Ever hear about what happens when you fall in a pit of boiling super heated lava? You are not excused because ... you are fundamentally confused. And when your girlfriend dumps you because of your morality, youll be crying back to Jesus, but might be too late. Get with the program bud and a cold bears waiting at the end of the hall!

I'm sorry but when I went to Sunday school as a small lad, according to the bible and what I was taught by a great and well learned Baptist Minister....it is never too late. You may ask ON YOUR DEATH BED to recieve Christ, and Christ will make you whole again. So I really like the entertainment factor of your 5 or 6 threads that you have started to try and "save" all of the sinners here, but in the same breath you must know that you are wasting your time.

 

[kendra1980]

ummmmmm, if you're watching porn as ......... what was it again? sex advice videos? perhaps you need to go out and meet some real women and perhaps do some actual research into what is and isnt normal in terms of sex. Porn isnt, its a sort of........... idealised entertainment, but then neither are you, so I guess it all averages out somewhere in the middle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend my time somewhat better. like talking to like-minded people. hell i'l even settle for minded people, like or not. Or doing.......... evil and twisted things to my girlfriend. have a simply wonderful afterlife.

http://www.bananabeltgardening.com/bb/Smileys/default/SmileyTHUD.gif

*sigh*

Be still my heart, it is a Masher sighting.

Happy smiles from me on that one...I have a crush, you know!!!!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I'm sorry but when I went to Sunday school as a small lad, according to the bible and what I was taught by a great and well learned Baptist Minister....it is never too late. You may ask ON YOUR DEATH BED to recieve Christ, and Christ will make you whole again. So I really like the entertainment factor of your 5 or 6 threads that you have started to try and "save" all of the sinners here, but in the same breath you must know that you are wasting your time.

Oh no call me johnny of the appleseeds planting little seeds in peoples minds, truly I am a catcher of souls

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I'm sorry but when I went to Sunday school as a small lad, according to the bible and what I was taught by a great and well learned Baptist Minister....it is never too late. You may ask ON YOUR DEATH BED to recieve Christ, and Christ will make you whole again. So I really like the entertainment factor of your 5 or 6 threads that you have started to try and "save" all of the sinners here, but in the same breath you must know that you are wasting your time.

It is never too late until its too late. I'm not wasting time, saving people is fun and its amazing to see all the hate out there.

 

[bigdaddy361]

Ugh...why don't you go get laid, or jack off, or whatever...

You seem so damn uptight, are your underwear too small?!

There weren't any choir boys around at the time he started this post...

 

[reachedme]

two guys meet in purgatory and become friends while they wait to find out their fate
finaally one goes to heaven and one to hell but they promise to write to each other

some time passes before the guy in hell gets a letter

sorry to take so long to write but every morning I have roll up the stars bring in the moon push out the sun move clouds around it is just go go go how are you holding up

hey man its great there is parties all the time the bands man the bands down here saw Jimi play the other day just brilliant. Sure we have to shovel coal for two hours a day but its no biggy, how come you have to work so hard

hi
there is only two of us up here