Let Me Rephrase This: Are there any totally straight chix on Lit? Sign in here.

[Marxist]

Since everyone is bi I guess I'll go on a four-leaf clover hunt.

Somehow I ain't buying this.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the members of this board. I've been pretending to be a bi-sexual cum lesbian in order to gain your approval and to make a sincere effort at being non-confrontational.

The truth is I am straight. Call me unreliable

 

[Marxist]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the members of this board. I've been pretending to be a bi-sexual cum lesbian in order to gain your approval and to make a sincere effort at being non-confrontational.

The truth is I am straight. Call me unreliable

Shut up. You just want attention and a butt bang. Jimmy Carter Blvd. isn't that far away.

 

[Laurel]

Faker!

I'm straight. I wouldn't be adverse to playing with a girl in a mff situation (in theory only, of course), but I consider myself straight as a...something very straight.

 

[alexandraaah]

Totally straight thus far. I assume I'll have a lezzy like experience in my life, but I also assume I'll marry a man.

I want to cover all my bases. I flirt with everyone. I doubt there's any raunchy thing I've said in a rowdy flirting match here that I wouldn't do in reality.

Still probably too vague for the likes of your thread....but this just may be one of those things that's more indigenous to women.

And you must love that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I bet I could reorient you, Laurel.

 

[alexandraaah]

Faker!

I'm straight. I wouldn't be adverse to playing with a girl in a mmf situation (in theory only, of course), but I consider myself straight as a...something very straight.

Tell me how this is done.

Seriously, I want to know, I think I'd be good at it.

 

[RawHumor]

I'm straight. I wouldn't be adverse to playing with a girl in a mmf situation (in theory only, of course), but I consider myself straight as a...something very straight.

I think you mean a FMF situation, Laurel?

 

[Marxist]

My theory is holding up.

All of Lit's women are carpet munchers.

Why don't you get Laurel to play "Kid Fears" when you sign on?

 

[Laurel]

Criminy!

I fixed it already. Make one typo and the whole world jumps on your case... You people are tough!

 

[Rambling Rose]

You beat me to it, Alex! LoL, Laurel needs to watch those quick typing fingers.

 

[Laurel]

I bet I could reorient you, Laurel.

Is that a threat or a promise, Rubygirl?

 

[Ice Princess]

*raises hand* Nope, at least one straight woman on Lit. Right here.

 

[Marxist]

*raises hand* Nope, at least one straight woman on Lit. Right here.

You're an anomally. Get yourself fixed or you won't fit in.

WE HAVE A TOTAL OF ONE!!!

 

[Laurel]

MARXIST! Why are you denying my straightness? I'm the most hetero, straight, man-loving person I know.

 

[alexandraaah]

You're an anomally. Get yourself fixed or you won't fit in.

Just one "l" toots.

Sorry, but no one said this was all fun and games.

 

[Marxist]

MARXIST! Why are you denying my straightness? I'm the most hetero, straight, man-loving person I know.

I think Ruby could sway you. Just a deep down hunch. Besides, I'm beginning to think this "cat" thing is just a ruse to say pussy a lot.

Oh alright, you're number 2. But I'm still pretty short on cock only lovers.


Anymore out there?

 

[cutie pie]

Add another one to the list.

Though I've been leary about posting here. . . .I've taken enough beatings on some other threads lately.

 

[Marxist]

Add another one to the list.

Though I've been leary about posting here. . . .I've taken enough beatings on some other threads lately.

SAY IT LOUD!! YOU'RE STRAIGHT AND YOU'RE PROUD!!!

We're at 3.

This is sadder than I thought.

 

[AusTess]

Me.
Add me,do i make 4?

 

[Marxist]

Me.
Add me,do i make 4?

I totally forgot about you. You're definitely numero quatro with a bang.

You're definitely not fit for another woman's company.

 

[AusTess]

I totally forgot about you. You're definitely numero quatro with a bang.

You're definitely not fit for another woman's company.

Fucking forgot me?


That's fucking charming,Marxist,no shit.

*Grumbles and bitches*

 

[alexandraaah]

So, you do not consider me straight?

 

[Marxist]

So, you do not consider me straight?

Uhh no. You're as Lebanese as a flannel shirt with underarm hair and rainbow pin attached.

Sorry.

 

[AusTess]

Prolly the straightest twisted fuck i've never met.