Lessons Learned While Watching Flashdance

amelia

a boombox is not a toy.
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1. you should take your passion..and make it happen.


more to follow later.
 
2) You can never go wrong with pouring a bucket of water on yourself while arching back upon a chair.
 
Riding a bicycle in the rain gives you a wet bottom...

- but in a bad way.;)
 
2. in a fancy restaurant, you can eat like a pig...as long as you proceed to play with your date's penis under the table using your fishnet covered foot.
 
lol

God I love the 80's. Remember when Cowboy boots ala Kevin Bacon were cool?
 
Minkey Boodle said:
Chicks with afros who weld are hot.
Your av affected my reading of your post. I thought it said, "Chickens with afros who weld are hot."
 
Most important thing learned while watching flashdance

"When you give up your dream, you die. "
 
4. if you don't act on your dreams..they just die..(and then you become the prissy, bitter old, bitchy dancer that doesn't have good costumes anymore)


hehe..kitte and i had the same idea
 
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amelia said:
4. if you don't act on your dreams..they just die..(and then you become the prissy, bitter old, bitchy dancer that doesn't have good costumes anymore)


.....don't forget the fallen arches and varicose veins....
 
amelia said:
2. in a fancy restaurant, you can eat like a pig...as long as you proceed to play with your date's penis under the table using your fishnet covered foot.
LMAO, and I thought Star Wars taught me everything I ever needed to know about life!
 
I thought the most important lesson was that if you take your bra off under your shirt in front of a man, he's yours for life.
 
Note to self: Send Amelia fishnet stockings and make dinner reservations. :D
 
amelia said:
2. in a fancy restaurant, you can eat like a pig...as long as you proceed to play with your date's penis under the table using your fishnet covered foot.

You can get by without the fancy footwork when you can suck a lobster like this:
 
5. if you lay topless on a table and twirl your legs around..some one will stick dollar bills in your g-string...but you'll lose your self-respect and end up crying in a gutter. (after your friend who doesn't take her clothes all the way off comes into the seedy strip club and saves you)
 
6. if the old lady that is your mentor dies, you will be inspired to dance your best dance ever and insure yourself a spot in the dance academyof your dreams!
 
amelia said:
6. if the old lady that is your mentor dies, you will be inspired to dance your best dance ever and insure yourself a spot in the dance academyof your dreams!

And then J-Lo can do a poor imitation of you in her next video
 
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