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desert spike

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Friday night my wife and I were coming home after not being able to go see the movie signs. Driving Ford exployer about 60 mph, come over a little hill down the other side in a straight stretch of a curvy rural road. Any way, a cat jumps out into the road about 100 feet infront of me.

I hid the brakes, skidding locked up, at least going straight. Thank god for anti-lock brakes. I know they work now.

Cat freezes I'm gonna pancake the little cat. I now slowed down to about 40 mph. Just as I get on top of it, no cars coming in other direction on two lane road so I quickly try to cross into other lane. Big mistake, guickly that is......did a 180 degree spin....am now going backwards heading across the road.....who the fuck knows where .....it all happened in an instant.....didn't roll over.....this was my first thought being its a ford exployer......went into the ditch other side of road.....slid backwards down the ditch till we stopped.....miracles do happen .....nobody hurt.....we get out of the vehicle and walk up to the road and wait for the sheriff patrols. Happened right in front of a home and they called 911, must have been the squealling tires and all the noise of sliding down the ditch that tipped them off that an accident happened.

All it all, we are pleased to be healthy and well. The cat, who knows where it is but at least it didn't become a pancake. Oh, my vehicle, auto shop just told me its going to cost 1,825 dollars to fix.

Next time, there may be a pancake instead.

Have you saved a pussy lately?
 
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RawHumor said:
Pssst... adjust your skirt, your slip is showing.

Raw, usually I can catch your humor. But I'm confused on this one. I'm not wearing a skirt or slip. LOL.
 
desert spike said:
Raw, usually I can catch your humor. But I'm confused on this one. I'm not wearing a skirt or slip. LOL.

LOL I'll try to be more clear next time for you.
 
Re: Accentuate the Positive

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Would you all like to see a day when PC, me, p p man, SIN, Miles, Killer Muffin, and anyone else who wants to play, spends an entire day saying not one single negative thing about anyone or anything, and go out of our way to be comforting, nice, and positive as hell?

In two words - Hell no- Why do you think I come here. Your negative bantering is pure enjoyment.

Wanna wreck my day too!!
 
Re: Accentuate the Positive

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Would you all like to see a day when PC, me, p p man, SIN, Miles, Killer Muffin, and anyone else who wants to play, spends an entire day saying not one single negative thing about anyone or anything, and go out of our way to be comforting, nice, and positive as hell?

Fuck that. I tried kinder and gentler and it didn't work.
 
yikes, next time just kill the varmit! lol I actually pancaked this old ladys cat right in front of her, not a thing I could do it darted out in front of me. I was disapointed, it did not have that same pleasurable "pop" that a possum does :D
 
brokenbrainwave said:
yikes, next time just kill the varmit! lol I actually pancaked this old ladys cat right in front of her, not a thing I could do it darted out in front of me. I was disapointed, it did not have that same pleasurable "pop" that a possum does :D


That's just cruel, mean and uncalled for.
 
deliciously_naughty said:



That's just cruel, mean and uncalled for.
yes I know...but they still dont "pop" the same way


for the record, if I could have missed that cat without wrecking I would have...but my kids were in the car and they are just a tick more important
 
brokenbrainwave said:
yikes, next time just kill the varmit! lol I actually pancaked this old ladys cat right in front of her, not a thing I could do it darted out in front of me. I was disapointed, it did not have that same pleasurable "pop" that a possum does :D

Thanks for the visual BBW, that disappointment and popping noise is what I was trying to avoid. Guess I suceeded in that.I've hit a bunny before and did't feel to good after that one either.

Like I said, next cat is probably gonna be raven or other predator food.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
LOL Sorry -- I move my post to its own thread.

That was funny and was surprised to see the post. But my answer still stands.

LOL that was some kind of hijacking!!!
 
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