Last Minute Interview Tips?

[PacificBlue]

I have a job interview tomorrow for a position that I really want. They called late this afternoon to tell me it would last about 1 1/2 hours.

Any last minute tips/hints/suggestions?

 

[Never]

Have an orgasm before your interview.

 

[lobito]

imagine the person in their underwear, it'll be easier to get throught he interview.

Oh wait, that was that stupid license episode of brady bunch wasn't it? nevermind!

 

[Laurel]

Don't submit this resume:
http://www.ctrn.org/fun/best_res.htm

 

[PacificBlue]

Don't submit this resume:
http://www.ctrn.org/fun/best_res.htm

That was hilarious!

 

[nasty]

Seriously,

Well, I can see no one else is going to be of service. Just stay cool. Joke as often as you can. Stay upbeat. Answer each question with enthusiasm. THINK of the answers to the questions. The most frequent is, "Why do you want this job." Try to be yourself. And, if that isn't working, imagine them in their undies. Sorry, I can't be COMPLETELY serious.

 

[sexy-girl]

be confident ... be positive only say good things about yourself dont be afraid to lie alittle even ... dont care if you get it or not


goodluck PB *hugs* im sure you will do great


oh yeah nasty thats a great suggestion i forgot if they ask you a question dont rush back an answer you can think as long as you want over there questions

 

[GuyJD]

Always look the interviewer in the eyes and not at his bad shag.
If your interviewer is a female, don't ask her how much did her boobs cost. That pissed mine's off.

 

[GuyJD]

GOSH DARN, LAUREL

Don't submit this resume:
http://www.ctrn.org/fun/best_res.htm

I have 2 questions for you:
1) How did you get my Monster.com password?
2) Why did you post my resume on this website?
Eventhough it helped me get my current job, you'll be hearing from my attorney, Johnny Cockhand.
:-o

 

[Cheyenne]

Let the interviewer know that you spent some time researching the company in advance of the interview by your questions and answers. Don't ask silly things like "what does your company do again?" You should know quite a bit about the company before you ever put a foot in the door.

When the interviewer pauses, don't rush to fill in the silence with jabbering away. That's what they are waiting for you to do. Sit quietly and wait for the next question once you have answered the current one completely. The jabbering tends to be what gets people in trouble saying something they didn't intend to.

 

[Merelan]

Cheyenne pegged it right on the nose. Do not jabber away. Give short concise answers. And never slam or put down a past company or boss, even if they do. As soon as you are talking bad about something or someone it turns them off.
Don't chew gum, take a breath mint right before hand, make sure you pee first and don't drink alot ahead of time.

All said and down, good luck and go get it!!!!!

 

[p_p_man]

I used to train people for interviews...

1. If offered a coffee or any drink, refuse. You'll have to much to do to worry about holding a cup/mug and trying to drink from it.

2. When asked why you want the job explain that you feel with your background and training you can help the company reach its own objectives.

3. When asked how or where you see yourself in 1/2/3/4/5 years time say that you see your self in a position where you hope that your suggestions would have an influence on any decision making.

4. If the interview gets on to hobbies, be expansive. Say you have many interests and find attraction in many new things. Don't get bogged down to one or two things.

5. Beware of the quiet one on the interviewing panel. Don't play to him/her but be aware he/she is there.

6. If you're naturally humourous let it come through. Don't see the panel as an interview board but as a group of friends you want to share your knowledge with.

7. Don't be stiff.

8. Don't forget the interview is not over until you're back in the safety of your own home. Accept any post-interview drinks to discuss your duties further, but that doesn't mean you've got the job, it means you are still in the hot seat. Soft drinks only, no alcohol. If you smoke...don't! Still be sharp but loosen up slightly. They're seeing how you fit in with the "team".

AND

If you feel the need buy some time...FAINT!!


Best of luck.

 

[BlondGirl]

There are some excellent tips--here are a few more.

Pack some dental floss in your vehicle to do a quickie before getting out.
Do not, under any circumstances, cross your arms during the interview.
Be sure to smile--think of someone you love to help keep those genuine--not a lover, but perhaps a child that inspires you.
Take a good luck charm to remember that people love you and cherish you regardless of your employment--this will help you with an honest sense of confidence.

Please let us know how it goes.

 

[Guest]

Lose weight. Lots of weight.

 

[Gilly Bean]

gee, that's nice.

 

[sexy-girl]

its called a troll ignore it and it will die a sad and lonely death

 

[PacificBlue]

Lose weight. Lots of weight.

Ah! I see my troll is back....so nice of you to send your well wishes.

 

[*bratcat*]

Good luck PB!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Be confident! You are EXACTLY what they are looking for! Prove it to them. Good luck, dearest.

 

[PacificBlue]

Thank you for the tips and hints. I've been reviewing common interview questions on the web as well as their website. I think I'm ready, we shall see. Always nerves me when they give a specific amount of time 1 1/2 hours...what if it doesn't take that long, is it a bad sign or just a sign that I'm not long-winded. Who knows....eeeekkkkk... Of course it could take longer...hmmm...

*breathe* *breathe* aaaahhhhh...much better

 

[Pokerman]

If it takes less than an hour, that might not be a good sign.

It's doubtfull it would last more than 90 minutes, most interviewers will wrap things up in the allotted time.

Good luck hun! Knock 'em dead!!!!!

 

[Silverlily]

Always nerves me when they give a specific amount of time 1 1/2 hours...what if it doesn't take that long, is it a bad sign or just a sign that I'm not long-winded. [/B]

It means nothing. I've conducted interviews where I knew the candidate was perfect within 20 minutes and I've held others where we went on for over an hour chatting. I hired both and niether was any better or worse than the other, just different.

A good company is going to recognise there is a place for nearly every kind of personality and that a sucessful team is a blend of those personalities. Be yourself, nothing derails a career quicker than not matching your initial persona.

*Good luck*!

 

[miles]

They will probably ask what you know about them. Do your homework and print copies of their website. Memorize the "About Us."

Have a prepared list of questions to ask, but none about compensation or benefits. Remember, you are determining if they are a good fit for you, too.


Near the end of the interview, ask them if they think your skills/experience fit the qualifications.

Ask for the job - tell them would love to work there and how you could contribute. Find out when they will be making a decision

Ask if there is anything else about you they would like to know.

Get the person's business card and the second you get home email them a thank you letter and send a duplicate by snail mail.

I love the underwear suggestion.


Knock em dead!

 

[PacificBlue]

Will do Miles....I've read the majority of their website and if you knew which company it was...it is a MAJOR undertaking. I've also run through several online interview practice sessions, I found a good one on Monster.com. One hour and counting before I leave...

breathe, breathe, breathe

My last interview with a company in the same industry went so badly which is why I think I'm so nervous about this one. The guy from the get go wasn't interested in me so he got one of his buddies and then proceeded to ream me for an hour until I felt 2 inches tall. I figured it out early on what they were doing and should have just ended the interview. I later learned they had done it to other candidates.

 

[*bratcat*]

the fact they want to see you at the END of the day...