Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

[Cheyenne]

Damn, you've been on the boards for the pretty much the last 8 hours straight plus a few hours earlier this morning. Isn't your ass sore yet from all that sitting in front of the computer? Don't your fingers get cramps from all that typing?

 

[Lancecastor]

Damn, you've been on the boards for the pretty much the last 8 hours straight plus a few hours earlier this morning. Isn't your ass sore yet from all that sitting in front of the computer? Don't your fingers get cramps from all that typing?

The character known as "Lance" is a collective of 4 people working in shifts.

Each of them thanks you for your continued interest in their life, but neither is interested in you at this time.

Lances

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

The character known as "Lance" is a collective of 4 people working in shifts.

Each of them thanks you for your continued interest in their life, but neither is interested in you at this time.

Lances

Yes, we all know about MPD's. But it's still only one ass.

Ishmael

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

"Lance" is a collective

So, now the truth comes out.


You are the Borg Queen

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

So, now the truth comes out.


You are the Borg Queen

Hey....that's the Dancin' Queen buddy, young and sweet, only 17.....er 19. I swear.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

The character known as "Lance" is a collective of 4 people working in shifts.

Well, that would explain it. That or you have one of those sheepskin things to keep you from getting bed sores sitting in the same spot for so long.

I can't imagine spending 70+ hours per week at Lit like you do, and then still claim to have a real job, too!

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

Well, that would explain it. That or you have one of those sheepskin things to keep you from getting bed sores sitting in the same spot for so long.

I can't imagine spending 70+ hours per week at Lit like you do, and then still claim to have a real job, too!

Bet he has a colostomey bag. And a cathoter. Doesn't have to leave the chair that way.

Ishmael

 

[miles]

What happened to the Lance that so many women were cooing over a couple of weeks ago?

 

[Ishmael]

What happened to the Lance that so many women were cooing over a couple of weeks ago?

The image is fading.

Ishmael

 

[nasty1]

I don't know about Lance, but, my ass is sore. Though, I sit on it most of the day.

 

[Lasher]

The image is fading.

It was the new pocket protector. I told him it just wouldn't work. But does he listen? Noooooooo.

 

[Ishmael]

It was the new pocket protector. I told him it just wouldn't work. But does he listen? Noooooooo.

Sure it wasn't the leaky colostomy bag?

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

The image is fading.

Ishmael

Yes. The grrls will now coo again for you, Ish, as God intended.

Who's your long distance provider? I want to buy stock....

Lance

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm baaaack! Did ya miss me?

Damn, Lance. Don't you even need a break to eat? 11 hours straight of posting and you're STILL at it?

 

[Ishmael]

I'm baaaack! Did ya miss me?

Damn, Lance. Don't you even need a break to eat? 11 hours straight of posting and you're STILL at it?

I want stock in the company that makes his chair(s).

Ishamel

 

[Ishmael]

Yes. The grrls will now coo again for you, Ish, as God intended.

Who's your long distance provider? I want to buy stock....

Lance

That'd be a really bad investment. Really bad. All of your third hand rumors aren't exactly on target Lance. Ya know?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

The late night crowd shouldn't be deprived.

Ishmael

 

[alwaysawake]

He very well may not have a decent desk chair. Probably has significant stock holdings in Preparation H and a heckuva butt callous...then again, that is too much info.

 

[Ishmael]

He very well may not have a decent desk chair. Probably has significant stock holdings in Preparation H and a heckuva butt callous...then again, that is too much info.

You're a sick man with a sick mind. I love it.

Ishmael

 

[RisiaSkye]

Ah, what fun. I think Ish & Lance should be sparring partners for a while. That would be entertaining. There hasn't been a good bout of Lance-bait in weeks; it seems Lance's partners lose interest after a few days. I think they log out or something.

 

[Cheyenne]

He very well may not have a decent desk chair. Probably has significant stock holdings in Preparation H and a heckuva butt callous...then again, that is too much info.

Is there such a thing as a "butt callous?"

 

[bluespoke]

Is there such a thing as a "butt callous?"

He probably sits on an inflatable ring!

 

[Shaq]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

Bet he has a colostomey bag. And a cathoter. Doesn't have to leave the chair that way.

Ishmael

I emptied my first cathoter a while ago. Still haven't gotten to do a colostomey bag.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

I emptied my first cathoter a while ago. Still haven't gotten to do a colostomey bag.

cathEter and colostomy please ( blame my medical s/o!)

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lance, isn't your ass sore from sitting yet?

cathEter and colostomy please ( blame my medical s/o!)

Picky, picky.


So, I wonder if lance has his plastic donut under his ass in preparation for another long day of posting for hours on end?