Lance admits that he has lied....

[tulip2lipservice]

please say this isn't true. Go have a look for yourselves.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138506&perpage=25&pagenumber=3

Peace,
Tulip

 

[tulip2lipservice]

LMAO

What else can I say?

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Freya]

OMFG you are such a tool.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

So are you sweetie

OMFG you are such a tool.

So are you!

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Shaq]

We all lie sometimes.

 

[Freya]

Re: So are you sweetie

So are you!

Peace,
Tulip

Wow, that was good. Did you stick your tongue out at the screen while typing that?


Do you even comprehend how utterly moronic this thread is...or you are, for that matter?

 

[A Desert Rose]

TOOLS? Who said tools?

You have tools, Freya?

Are they battery operated and flexible? Do they fit in ummm certain orifices in a pleasant way?

If you say yes, I will be right up to see ya! We can have a slumber party and share.... K?

 

[Freya]

Re: TOOLS? Who said tools?

You have tools, Freya?

Are they battery operated and flexible? Do they fit in ummm certain orifices in a pleasant way?

If you say yes, I will be right up to see ya! We can have a slumber party and share.... K?

ADR! Me? I'm innocent and pure. I'd never consider owning those types of evil instruments.







Only about 6 of them - is that enough?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Is it just me or is it that everytime Lance is insulted it always winds up a fight between women? Perhaps, instead of fighting about Lance's character amongst ourselves and bumping threads like this to the top over and over again, we should go to our mutual corners and let it sink. We've had such a nice run of peace and fun on this board.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: TOOLS? Who said tools?

ADR! Me? I'm innocent and pure. I'd never consider owning those types of evil instruments.







Only about 6 of them - is that enough?

6? I got ya beat but then I am older than you are. I have this thingy with a ring on the end and mmmm well... I will just bring it with me... K?

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: TOOLS? Who said tools?

6? I got ya beat but then I am older than you are. I have this thingy with a ring on the end and mmmm well... I will just bring it with me... K?

That sounds awfully kinky. Yes, definitely bring it!

 

[HeavyStick]

"I won't cum in your mouth."



Oh I'm branded for life.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Re: Re: So are you sweetie

Wow, that was good. Did you stick your tongue out at the screen while typing that?


Do you even comprehend how utterly moronic this thread is...or you are, for that matter?

Jeez I thought you meant it as a compliment. Dang to me. So Freya what does this have to do with you? If I recall in another thread something about skipping over threads or something like that.

I just figured since Lance had a break through tonight that I would help him in the process of healing.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Lancecastor]

Is it just me or is it that everytime Lance is insulted it always winds up a fight between women?

Well, you're here....one of the 4 Horsefaces of the Lancepocalypse.

Say, did you get a hamster for Christmas?

Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

please say this isn't true. Go have a look for yourselves.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138506&perpage=25&pagenumber=3

Peace,
Tulip

It isn't true, Tulip.

I lied about lying.

Please don't let your head explode.

Lance

 

[tulip2lipservice]

So what about lying about lying are

It isn't true, Tulip.

I lied about lying.

Please don't let your head explode.

Lance

you specificially admitting to. It really is all right to come out and say it straight out without all the smoke and mirrors. You are or you aren't. Either way you admitted that you have the trait to lie.

I am a little dumbfounded about the hampster remark. Why are you into that kinky sex where you allow one to roam up your ass? I know I am not. Never owned one and doubt I ever will. For that matter I doubt I will ever play with one like you might engage in.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[MissTaken]

I got my daughter a hamster. Actually, it was to replace the kitty that couldn't live here any longer.

In any event, I am completely confused by both threads, but can relate to new pets over the holidays!


Her kitty was orange and white, so having Scamper here seems to be a good move.

 

[A Desert Rose]

NOW FOLKS...

This is real entertainment!!!

 

[emi n kitty]

really??








I'm so outta the loop!

 

[MissTaken]

Re: NOW FOLKS...

This is real entertainment!!!

How can you say THAT?







We need the dancing girls to make a complete evening of it.

 

[Freya]

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[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Lance admits that he has lied....

It isn't true, Tulip.

I lied about lying.

Please don't let your head explode.

Lance

A clever use of the "Liars Paradox".

"Everything I say is a lie."

Idiot.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

Thanks, Freya!


Now, the evening is complete!

 

[Ham Murabi]

"Lance has lied!," Tulip cried.
"That mean old Lancecastor."
Then she reclined, legs spread wide,
"Give it to me Lance, faster, faster!"

 

[Rubyfruit]

*laughing*

Very clever, Mr. Murabi.