Ladies you will want to sex me up!!

HighSchoolJock

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Hey eveyone my name is Scotty, I'm 18 and about to graduate high school and move on to a full ride at fsu. i'm 5'10 200 lbs i can bench 210, and squat 350. i play football, i wrestle and i throw shot put. ladies you will want me. i'm about to goto fsu and im looking for ladies in the tally area so i can fuck them. i love fucking girls and having them give me a bj. i fucked a girl in the ass once and i want to again.

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.
 
LMAO

I can see the stampede now.
Running from thread so I don't get trampled..
 
This pass isn't any good. It's from last semester. Hey, aren't you the kid that bought his "How to Make an ICBM in your Basement" term paper off the net?

You'd better come along with me, son.
 
HighSchoolJock said:
Hey eveyone my name is Scotty, I'm 18 and about to graduate high school and move on to a full ride at fsu. i'm 5'10 200 lbs i can bench 210, and squat 350. i play football, i wrestle and i throw shot put. ladies you will want me. i'm about to goto fsu and im looking for ladies in the tally area so i can fuck them. i love fucking girls and having them give me a bj. i fucked a girl in the ass once and i want to again.

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.


Gee... you sound just hunky
Email me
pet@gofuckyourself.com
 
you guys are being really counterproductive. i dont like being cockblocked. this is for girls who are interested in me.
 
Trying to resist making snide comments but sooooo hard.
 
HighSchoolJock said:
you guys are being really counterproductive. i dont like being cockblocked. this is for girls who are interested in me.

If girls who were interested in you answered... there would no replies at all.. be happy people are responding to your wily and elusive charms
 
LOL This whole thing smells like a Sociology experiment. Okay, who here is shooting for community college extra-credit?
 
HighSchoolJock said:

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.

hey.... we fat girls like fucking too, but as for blowing you, come back when you dick has gone thru puberty
 
I don't know ANY 18 year olds that still go by the name of Scotty. Maybe you'd have better luck NOT being "cock blocked" if you dropped the Y from your name.

The only MAN allowed in the world (I believe) to use the name Scotty, is Scotty Bowman.
 
OH my gawd. Hormone rush!

I want you, baby. I want you so bad I'm all wet with it. If I give you my address, will you come to my house? Mindless muscle and sheer bigotry turn me the fuck on.

I can do 78 diamonds in 2 minutes.
I bench 145.
I eat weenies like you for breakfast.












Shhhhhhhhhh
 
Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!!

Slinky'sWench said:


hey.... we fat girls like fucking too, but as for blowing you, come back when you dick has gone thru puberty

fat girls suck at fucking cause they cant get into position. and theres to much jiggling for me. they give better bjs cause they like to eat and are better at using there mouths than other girls. sometimes i put some choclate and peanut butter on it and they try to suck it off. girls are fatties for a reason.
 
ahh..........todays youth.........

americas future..........god help us all...........

greybeard
 
lobito said:
I don't know ANY 18 year olds that still go by the name of Scotty. Maybe you'd have better luck NOT being "cock blocked" if you dropped the Y from your name.

The only MAN allowed in the world (I believe) to use the name Scotty, is Scotty Bowman.

and Scotty from star trek.


*in best destressed scotty voice*
Captain she just can't take anymore of your giiant cock. She is going to burst at the bulkheads let me take over and you can have her mouth.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
LOL This whole thing smells like a Sociology experiment. Okay, who here is shooting for community college extra-credit?

Damn....who tattled? :eek: :eek:
 
okay guys stop all this prickbricking. i am so a man. i'll show you!

Let me just find a fat chick to squat...
 
KillerMuffin said:
OH my gawd. Hormone rush!

I want you, baby. I want you so bad I'm all wet with it. If I give you my address, will you come to my house? Mindless muscle and sheer bigotry turn me the fuck on.

I can do 78 diamonds in 2 minutes.
I bench 145.
I eat weenies like you for breakfast.


damn cant these girls read. i said im going to be in the tally area. i really dont have time in between my personal workout to go see a girl. the point here is to find a good middle ground
where do you live?












Shhhhhhhhhh
 
HighSchoolJock said:
fat girls suck at fucking cause they cant get into position. and theres to much jiggling for me. they give better bjs cause they like to eat and are better at using there mouths than other girls. sometimes i put some choclate and peanut butter on it and they try to suck it off. girls are fatties for a reason.

Imagine if you put that much thought into your homework, maybe you'd be going to a real school.
 
lobito said:
I don't know ANY 18 year olds that still go by the name of Scotty. Maybe you'd have better luck NOT being "cock blocked" if you dropped the Y from your name.

The only MAN allowed in the world (I believe) to use the name Scotty, is Scotty Bowman.

I think his name is the least of his problems. Or rather, it would be, if he was real. Doesn't his schtick strike anyone else as a little TOO dense?
 
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