Ladies? Would you and sex with Homer Simpson?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Guys? Would you do Marge?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... sex with Homer Simpson?

well maybe i could get in the mood ...

if i had enough "Flaming Moes" ... lmao ..

 

[The Nitelight]

Don't be ridiculous.














But I'd nail that Luann Van Houton in a heartbeat.........

*Wolf Whistle*

 

[MissVictoria]

Sex with homer simpson... hrm. I don't think so.

If I was going to do a cartoon, I would go with... damn, what is his name.... from bastard!! .... um... Dark Schneider, I think.

*goes and looks on a search engine*

Yup, Dark Schneider. He has a cute little butt. And I don't even like anime.

 

[MidnightAngel]

Naahhh, I just couldn't do Homer. Reminds me too much of my first husband!

 

[MissVictoria]

He reminds me of my stepfather.

Well, if he had bugging eyes and a horrible case of jaundice.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Guys? Would you do Marge?

I couldn't do it! Homer is a married man!

 

[Moridin187]

Aw hell Nah! Think of Marge's voice.. Now try to imagine her screaming in passion.. You'd get a migrane and then you'd go deaf.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'd do Marge. Why not?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Doh!

pssst ... Sparky darling .... look what i found ... just for toi ...

and for the good doctor insanus too ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Doh again ...

i posted the wrong pic ... that was a simpsons pic too ... but not the one i was talking about ...

this is the one i meant to post ...

i am getting fried ... time to call it a night ...

sweet dreams all ...

 

[horny_giraffe]

Marge is just the sweetest ...

Marge has got to be one of the most laid-back of cartoon women. Can you imagine a real woman putting up with Homer all these years? Only trouble is that she's just a bit too motherly for me.

 

[CRaZy]

I'd do it with anyone who didn't have a headache.

 

[Lasz]

I couldn't do marge.
Maybe a threesome with her twin sisters? J/K
Maybe Maude Flanders, get on with the good ol Christian woman! I bet she is great in the sack, to bad she is dead.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Excellent ....

<jumping up and down clapping hysterically>

yipppeeeee yipppppeeeee ....

it's my big chance tonight ... the Simpsons are coming to Toronto ... it's true .... lol ... no seriously ...

soooo after i swig back a few flaming moes and get a bikini wax <i was thinking of going for a "Brazilian" this time ... no landing strip - no nothing> ....

i am going to get gussied up in my sexiest springfield originals and try desperately to woo him with unlimited boxes of Tim Horton's donuts ...

doh!

mmmmmmmmm Homer ......... fuck me Homie ... fuck me

 

[LukkyKnight]

Naahhh, I just couldn't do Homer. Reminds me too much of my first husband!

Damn, I was afraid you might be the ex. *sigh*

Thanks for the thread, Sparky one, now I can save time by crossing a few names off my list since they'd never do me, although some people say I'm more the Orson Welles type due to the hair...

 

[sigh]

are you kidding? the man is yellow

clearly he has hepatitis