Ladies, this is SO intimidating at times...

Bluesboy2

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I see these specially designed machines that are all about maximizing your pleasure. Specifically designed for that. It sometimes makes me wonder what you would want a real penis for. I mean, damn I have not been scientifically engineered nor do I have a clit stimulator attachment.
So, which is better, a cock or a deluxe vibe?
 
Bluesboy2 said:
I see these specially designed machines that are all about maximizing your pleasure. Specifically designed for that. It sometimes makes me wonder what you would want a real penis for. I mean, damn I have not been scientifically engineered nor do I have a clit stimulator attachment.
So, which is better, a cock or a deluxe vibe?

Cock definitely. It has attachments that the deluxe vibe doesn't.
 
A cock of course!
And you DO come with very special attachments.
Your fingers and tongue for starters, not to mention a wickedly delicious mind.
;)
 
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You don’t have a clit stimulator?!?

:eek:

I'll take a flesh and blood man. Hello the vibe doesn't have hands and, or body, or a mouth that nips and nibbles and sucks and.... :eek:

you get the point.
 
PepperminTrish said:
A cock of course!
And you DO come with very special attachments.
Your fingers and tongue for starters, not to mention a wickedly delicious mind.
;)
That was very well said... :)
 
PepperminTrish said:
A cock of course!
And you DO come with very special attachments.
Your fingers and tongue for starters, not to mention a wickedly delicious mind.
;)

Hmm... It just seems like... Well... Damn, they are making them SO sophisticated now I wonder sometimes...

Oh, thanks dear! :kiss:

J.B. said:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You don’t have a clit stimulator?!?

:eek:

Actually I guess I have several if you count all my fingers and toes.
 
Bluesboy2 said:
Hmm... It just seems like... Well... Damn, they are making them SO sophisticated now I wonder sometimes...

Oh, thanks dear! :kiss:



Actually I guess I have several if you count all my fingers and toes.

Toes???
:eek:

Hmmmmm, you may be even more talented than I thought.
;) :D
 
Bluesboy2 said:
I see these specially designed machines that are all about maximizing your pleasure. Specifically designed for that. It sometimes makes me wonder what you would want a real penis for. I mean, damn I have not been scientifically engineered nor do I have a clit stimulator attachment.
So, which is better, a cock or a deluxe vibe?

I saw pictures of that saddle contraption, that thing was awe inspiring!!:eek:
 
Coca~Cola said:
I vote for COCK

I love skin on skin action.

As do I. There is no substitue for a woman, unless you are a certain Cannuk guy. Then there is no substitute for farm animals.

J.B. said:
Have I mentioned what a huge fan I am of tongue and lips?

I have yet to meet a woman that isn't.
 
Bluesboy2 said:
I have yet to meet a woman that isn't.
*gasp*
I think you just called me typical.


oh and I want to see this saddle contraption!
 
Bluesboy2 said:
As do I. There is no substitue for a woman, unless you are a certain Cannuk guy. Then there is no substitute for farm animals.



I have yet to meet a woman that isn't.

There is no substitute for a hard cock. Long, strong fingers. Wet, warm mouth.

Mmmm... I better quit.
 
Jennxxx said:
There is no substitute for a hard cock. Long, strong fingers. Wet, warm mouth.

Mmmm... I better quit.

No, there is no such thing as Too Much Info. I already did a thread about that last week, continue...
 
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J.B. said:
*gasp*
I think you just called me typical.


oh and I want to see this saddle contraption!

I NEVER called you typical. I called you a geek!:kiss:
 
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