85Ironman
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Lonesome Dove?
You're showing your age.
Nope. It was about some sheriff that was banging his half-sister. Matthew McConaughey and Chris Cooper were in it.
Ladies I need to know!!!
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Nope. It was about some sheriff that was banging his half-sister. Matthew McConaughey and Chris Cooper were in it.
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Slamming balls around? The BDSM forum is thatta' way!
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Also, this entire topic is based on the assumption that women know what they want, which is a falsehood any experienced adult can dispell.
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Could it be "divorced at 20" is throwing her off a bit?
What are her views on marriage? If she is holding out for Mr. Right, she may view divorce at such an early age as a sign of not placing much value in marriage.
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Oh this reminds me of something!
For God's sake don't lie and say you're older than you are. When I was far younger than I am but older than you are I went out with a guy who did that. I found out when we went to dinner and I ordered a glass of wine. He didn't have much choice but to do the same and then he got carded.
That's how I found out he was a year too young to buy a drink.
Talk about your mood killing moments.
I've got to agree with the others, if she isn't giving you an answer then that's it--no answer is a NO answer. It could be for lots of reasons--not just age.
Regardless of birthdays I want to be able to communicate easily, if we can do that then we're good. If not? Whether it's age or where each of us is from or politics or something else really makes no difference.
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Oh this reminds me of something!
For God's sake don't lie and say you're older than you are. When I was far younger than I am but older than you are I went out with a guy who did that. I found out when we went to dinner and I ordered a glass of wine. He didn't have much choice but to do the same and then he got carded.
That's how I found out he was a year too young to buy a drink.
Talk about your mood killing moments.
I've got to agree with the others, if she isn't giving you an answer then that's it--no answer is a NO answer. It could be for lots of reasons--not just age.
Regardless of birthdays I want to be able to communicate easily, if we can do that then we're good. If not? Whether it's age or where each of us is from or politics or something else really makes no difference.
I was really just being nice...I'm calling bullshit on the divorced and professional part...and I wouldn't put money on there being a woman or the 20 part either. If you're gonna try to bs a buncha perverts, you should really be a lot better at it.
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I don't know that one... and McConaughey might be from these parts, but I don't claim him.
Dude, no one will play with me there. WTF? Maybe my charm doesn't transfer over well?
You're such a bitch, I love you.
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something ain't right about your story...but i've ragged all im gonna.
When you call bullshit, what number do you dial?
Yours
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Could be BS, could be foolishness.
I'm feeling generous. I've dealt with a lot of foolishness today so a little more isn't such a stretch.
Getting from "computer geek" to "professional" is tougher in my book than believing a 20 year old that's already divorced but hell--the trash man is a Sanitation Engineer so what do I know.
Oh and there is always a woman. Whether or not she knows it.
Edit: Now see! The things that happen while I'm typing
The little tidbit of mine is true so I guess I haven't gotten any less blonde with age. Just a bit bitchier at moments and a lot better at a few things.
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Are you older or younger than her children? Sometimes that matters.
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BR549.
LOL
This is one of the reasons I would never date a 20-something.
Show of hands, who didn't have to Google this?
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BR549.
yew got a perty mouth...squeal fer me!!
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Heh. Me. I thought she was in the UK or something and thought it was a funky faux number.
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Our phone numbers aint that weird.
And if Corbs was over here I'd have beat her arse a long time ago.
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I Googled. I'm an old lady.
Pfft. If you're old, Lexie, I'm a nonegenarian.
Damn, I've mithplathed my falthe teeth again!
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Pfft. If you're old, Lexie, I'm a nonegenarian.
Damn, I've mithplathed my falthe teeth again!
Come here grandpa. I'll take care of you.
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It was the number my father gave as a joke when I was a child. Lol. I'm full of oddities like that. I figured Shitslinger would appreciate it.
See. Like I said.
Our phone numbers aint that weird.
And if Corbs was over here I'd have beat her arse a long time ago.
Pfffft. Get an army prepped. You'll need it, sugartits.
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