KillerMuffin... You got an ugly one?

[Tabby432]

Let's hope so—it might win $500!
Yeah, it's July. When some folks think about July, all they can think about is Independence Day. Baseball games. Picnics with lotsa bugs. But not us! No, sirree. We know what July's really all about. It's about Ugly Truck Day! Yep, it's officially July 20, and we're goin' all out. Sure, fireworks are nice and kinda flashy and patriotic and all, but wouldn't you rather have the chance to win five hundred bucks? Sure you would! And if you show us your ugly truck, you might just win it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL, no, my truck is beautiful in my eyes, but it's not ugly either. It's just there. It was a shiny silver grey when it was new, but now its color is just a step above primer gray. It's not terribly bent anywhere, not enough rust, still has all of its chrome. It's... normal.

 

[Tabby432]

There's always next year.

 

[Simply Me]

I want in on this contest, I need the $ 500.00 Now this is just ugly..

 

[Tabby432]

Simply Me

Your yard is breathtaking! But I'm guessing that you don't have much of a green thumb.

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Simply Me

Your yard is breathtaking! But I'm guessing that you don't have much of a green thumb.

Thank You Tabby! I worked a long time getting my junk cars arranged just right! And don't you see those little patches of grass around the truck? I did those myself I'm so proud!

 

[Tabby432]

Simply Me

You should be proud. I'm sure Lawn & Garden are trying to contact you now.

 

[Simply Me]

Tabby

You are so behind Who do you think took those pictures??? I even won this years "Yard Beautiful". *Beaming*


It just doesn't get any better than this.

 

[Tabby432]

Damn that mail man... he's always stealing my good magazines.

It just doesn't get any better than this.

Is that a dare??

 

[Simply Me]

Damn that mail man... he's always stealing my good magazines.




Is that a dare??

So that's how I keep getting those magazines that I didn't pay for.. pays to know the right people. Good ole Fred..


And dares are so much fun don't you think?

 

[Tabby432]

Simply Me

Dares fun? Actually they scare me. *whispering* You wouldn't believe the type of people this place attracts and the weird shit they come up with.

 

[Simply Me]

* Whispering back* You do have a point. Have you seen that guy that calls himself Ren? And then theres this guy who thinks he's a Dragon.. Don't know why people can't be as normal as we are.. And all these dolls, whats up with th...oh nevermind..

 

[Tabby432]

Simply Me

LMAO

Since we're getting along so well and I love what you've done with your yard... do you think I could see your house?

 

[Problem Child]

I'm just guessing here, but I would bet Muffie has one of the most beautiful ones of any female in the western hemisphere.

 

[Tabby432]

You hear that KM? It sounds like a dare to me. Let's see a pic of the beautiful ones.

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Simply Me

LMAO

Since we're getting along so well and I love what you've done with your yard... do you think I could see your house?

Are you kidding me? You're a very scary Tabby! *Hearing Psycho music playing in the background*

 

[Tabby432]

Simply Me

You've got to be kidding me! Scared of little 'ol me... with that dragon by your side?

 

[Simply Me]

Tabby

But he's a friendly Dragon! Kinda hard to scare people off with this image don't ya think?????

 

[Tabby432]

He may be friendly but he's big.

 

[Simply Me]

Yes he is! And I mean that in the purest way

 

[Tabby432]

Riiight! And I believe you.

 

[Simply Me]

Thank You Tabby!















Was that sarcasm???

 

[Renegade]

Simply Me and Tabby

Get a room!

 

[Simply Me]

Ren

And I suppose you want us to leave you a key? .

 

[Renegade]

Simply Me

Actualy, I was just suggesting you two continue in a stimulating conversation. Somebody has their mind in the gutter...... okay, it's me.