Killermuffin: I Want You To Bust My Ass, Baby!

[riff]

I am so close to being 1000 and when I see your awesome 10,000 posts.... I want for you to bust my cherry, baby.

Come on, baby.... do it to me....

 

[KillerMuffin]

I take requests.

Whattya want?

 

[riff]

Anything you wanna do.

You can fuck me in the ass with miles's amputated dick if you want.

I am a total whore. A slut. A human toilet.

Bust my crappy ass....

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[juicylips]

Anything you wanna do.

You can fuck me in the ass with miles's amputated dick if you want.

I am a total whore. A slut. A human toilet.

Bust my crappy ass....

*Putting my strap-on on*

Bend your ass over, babe....I'll give ya a ride you won't soon forget.

jl

 

[riff]

Fuck Killermuffin, then.

Juicy, it's yours.

 

[juicylips]

Fuck Killermuffin, then.

Juicy, it's yours.

I just love popping men's cherries...

they taste...soooooo divine!!!!!!


Kissss,
jl

 

[riff]

Thanks, jl

Some people just don't fucking get it.

You do.

Thanks.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Thanks, jl

Some people just don't fucking get it.

You do.

Thanks.

No need to thank me, riff.

It was good for me too

jl

 

[riff]

I feel empty now. Used, abused, tossed-aside like a busted condom on the urine-stained pavement of some nameless and blighted alley.

I want to cry!

I guess I am just another lost soul throwing messages in bottles now.....

there is no god. i'm not even worth selling to science.

 

[MissTaken]

Well, hell's bells!


I missed it!




I hope it was good for all!

 

[juicylips]

I feel empty now. Used, abused, tossed-aside like a busted condom on the urine-stained pavement of some nameless and blighted alley.

I want to cry!

I guess I am just another lost soul throwing messages in bottles now.....

there is no god. i'm not even worth selling to science.

I tried to be easy...but..god..you were soooo fucking TIGHT!!

Crawl in to my lap and I will make you feel better

JL

 

[riff]

Well, hell's bells!


I missed it!




I hope it was good for all!

You didn't miss anything, Miss T. Spurned by Killermuffin, I gave my ass to juicylips.

And now my life means NOTHING!

 

[riff]

I tried to be easy...but..god..you were soooo fucking TIGHT!!

Crawl in to my lap and I will make you feel better

JL

you're so sweet.

~crawling into your lap and heading out into the banal~

 

[KillerMuffin]

Spurned. *sighs*

I leave for a moment to deal with a troop of howling dogs and children and I miss out on the opportunity to pop cherry.

*cries over lost opportunities*

Riff is my lost opportunity. Whatever shall I do?

*picks up miles' discarded dick and beats the tar out of riff*

I should thank you for waiting for me! But no! You invited me and then got jiggy with JL. Some whore you are! Thank gawd I didn't pay you first, or I'd be screwed.