Kids are in bed, Santa filled the tree with presents...
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killallhippies
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filled the tree with presents?
Bert Notorius
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yay!
Bidin~Time
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Merry Christmas, Squiblet!
RoryN
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Your kids might.
Back atcha!
There are many successful stoners in this world.
Your PO is probably one.
Keep telling yourself that...
How many hits do you think you'd have to let your kids take...
...before they'd freely choose to have a stoner for a dad?
Bert Notorius
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2/3 of my kids are in bed with women. my work is almost done. i'm having a cognac.
Wake up, dipshit.
I know lawyers, cops and judges who smoke pot.
Just because your feeble brain can't hack it....
...have another beer.
Here is a list of some people you may recognize.
Barack Obama
George Bush
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Andrew Jackson
Thomas Jefferson
James Madison
James Monroe
Franklin Pierce
Zachary Taylor
George Washington
A list of American politicians who admitted to smoking...
Bruce Babbitt b. 1938 Governor of Arizona, Secretary of the Interior Democratic [13]
Michael Bloomberg b. 1942 Mayor of New York City Independent [14]
Bill Bradley b. 1943 Senator from New Jersey Democratic [15]
George W. Bush b. 1946 President of the United States Republican [16]
Jack Conway b. 1969 Attorney General of Kentucky Democratic [17]
Paul Cellucci b. 1948 Governor of Massachusetts Republican [18]
Lincoln Chafee b. 1953 Senator from Rhode Island, Governor of Rhode Island Independent [19]
Lawton Chiles 1930–1998 Senator from Florida, Governor of Florida Democratic [20]
Bill Clinton b. 1946 President of the United States Democratic [21]
Steve Cohen b. 1949 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [22]
Andrew Cuomo b. 1957 Governor of New York Democratic [23]
Howard Dean b. 1948 Governor of Vermont, Chair of the Democratic National Committee Democratic [24]
Joseph DeNucci b. 1939 Auditor of Massachusetts Democratic [18]
Mary Donohue b. ? Lieutenant Governor of New York Republican [25]
John Edwards b. 1953 Senator from North Carolina Democratic [24]
Newt Gingrich b. 1943 Speaker of the United States House of Representatives Republican [13]
Al Gore b. 1948 Vice President of the United States Democratic [26]
Gary Johnson b. 1953 Governor of New Mexico Republican [27]
Joseph Patrick Kennedy II b. 1952 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [18]
John Kerry b. 1943 Senator from Massachusetts Democratic [24]
Ed Koch b. 1924 Member of the House of Representatives, Mayor of New York City Democratic [28]
Richard Lamm b. 1935 Governor of Colorado Democratic [29]
Connie Mack III b. 1940 Senator from Florida Republican [20]
Kyle E. McSlarrow b. 1960 Deputy Secretary of the Department of Energy Republican [30]
John Miller b. 1938 Member of the House of Representatives Republican [31]
Susan Molinari b. 1958 Member of the House of Representatives Republican [32]
Jim Moran b. 1945 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [30]
Evelyn Murphy b. 1940 Lieutenant Governor of Massachusetts Democratic [18]
Richard Neal b. 1949 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [18]
Barack Obama b. 1961 President of the United States Democratic [33]
Sarah Palin b. 1964 Governor of Alaska Republican [34]
George Pataki b. 1945 Governor of New York Republican [23]
David Paterson b. 1954 Governor of New York Democratic [35]
Edward W. Pattison 1932–1990 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [36]
Claiborne Pell 1918–2009 Senator from Rhode Island Democratic [13]
Arnold Schwarzenegger b. 1947 Governor of California Republican [37]
William Scranton b. 1917 Governor of Pennsylvania, Ambassador to the United Nations Republican [38]
Bill Thompson b. 1953 New York City Comptroller Democratic [39]
Peter G. Torkildsen b. 1958 Member of the House of Representatives Republican [18]
Rand Paul b. 1963 Senator from Kentucky Republican
Jesse Ventura b. 1951 Governor of Minnesota
Bruce Babbitt b. 1938 Governor of Arizona, Secretary of the Interior Democratic [13]
Michael Bloomberg b. 1942 Mayor of New York City Independent [14]
Bill Bradley b. 1943 Senator from New Jersey Democratic [15]
George W. Bush b. 1946 President of the United States Republican [16]
Jack Conway b. 1969 Attorney General of Kentucky Democratic [17]
Paul Cellucci b. 1948 Governor of Massachusetts Republican [18]
Lincoln Chafee b. 1953 Senator from Rhode Island, Governor of Rhode Island Independent [19]
Lawton Chiles 1930–1998 Senator from Florida, Governor of Florida Democratic [20]
Bill Clinton b. 1946 President of the United States Democratic [21]
Steve Cohen b. 1949 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [22]
Andrew Cuomo b. 1957 Governor of New York Democratic [23]
Howard Dean b. 1948 Governor of Vermont, Chair of the Democratic National Committee Democratic [24]
Joseph DeNucci b. 1939 Auditor of Massachusetts Democratic [18]
Mary Donohue b. ? Lieutenant Governor of New York Republican [25]
John Edwards b. 1953 Senator from North Carolina Democratic [24]
Newt Gingrich b. 1943 Speaker of the United States House of Representatives Republican [13]
Al Gore b. 1948 Vice President of the United States Democratic [26]
Gary Johnson b. 1953 Governor of New Mexico Republican [27]
Joseph Patrick Kennedy II b. 1952 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [18]
John Kerry b. 1943 Senator from Massachusetts Democratic [24]
Ed Koch b. 1924 Member of the House of Representatives, Mayor of New York City Democratic [28]
Richard Lamm b. 1935 Governor of Colorado Democratic [29]
Connie Mack III b. 1940 Senator from Florida Republican [20]
Kyle E. McSlarrow b. 1960 Deputy Secretary of the Department of Energy Republican [30]
John Miller b. 1938 Member of the House of Representatives Republican [31]
Susan Molinari b. 1958 Member of the House of Representatives Republican [32]
Jim Moran b. 1945 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [30]
Evelyn Murphy b. 1940 Lieutenant Governor of Massachusetts Democratic [18]
Richard Neal b. 1949 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [18]
Barack Obama b. 1961 President of the United States Democratic [33]
Sarah Palin b. 1964 Governor of Alaska Republican [34]
George Pataki b. 1945 Governor of New York Republican [23]
David Paterson b. 1954 Governor of New York Democratic [35]
Edward W. Pattison 1932–1990 Member of the House of Representatives Democratic [36]
Claiborne Pell 1918–2009 Senator from Rhode Island Democratic [13]
Arnold Schwarzenegger b. 1947 Governor of California Republican [37]
William Scranton b. 1917 Governor of Pennsylvania, Ambassador to the United Nations Republican [38]
Bill Thompson b. 1953 New York City Comptroller Democratic [39]
Peter G. Torkildsen b. 1958 Member of the House of Representatives Republican [18]
Rand Paul b. 1963 Senator from Kentucky Republican
Jesse Ventura b. 1951 Governor of Minnesota
Bert Notorius
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it appears, someone struck a nerve.
I remember a whole bunch of enjoyable high times when I was younger...
...but I can't even imagine being a pothead if I had kids.
Yet...
...my dad drank beer; just a few every night after he got home from a hard day's work. I remember asking him once why he had to drink beer every night: he said he didn't have to drink beer every night, he just enjoyed his beers because they helped him to relax.
He lied...
...he was noticeably more short, shall we say, when he didn't have any beer when he wanted one, it was simple to notice as a kid.
He was an alcoholic and he chose to lie about it to his son's face...
...he's never stopped enjoying his beer, and I've never forgot.
Thank God you just regularly enjoy smoking dope...
...and you're not actually a pothead, huh?
When your kids ask you about your smoking dope some day - and they will...
...you just go ahead and try floating that "I know lawyers, cops and judges" crap and they'll inherently know you're lying, too.
Yes, I will say that to them.
It looks like it may be time for you to deal with your 'daddy issues', if you know what I mean?
Merry Christmas.
Instant_Star
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Merry Christmas to you, too. I hope you're smoking some good stuff.
Only when I can.
I would!
He's on the wiki list of American politicians who admitted to smoking pot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_politicians_who_admit_to_cannabis_use
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