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[mrsmiawallace]

that sounds the poodle we had when i was very, very little. she died of natural causes though on a road trip.

Did you bury it at a rest stop or throw it in the cooler?

 

[Queersetti]

that sounds the poodle we had when i was very, very little. she died of natural causes though on a road trip.

They just told you that your dog died. Actually, it went to live on a farm with cowboys and circus animals.

 

[killallhippies]

They just told you that your dog died. Actually, it went to live on a farm with cowboys and circus animals.

that would be nice, but it's one of my earliest memories. i was about three. i was there when we buried her on my great uncles property.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

that would be nice, but it's one of my earliest memories. i was about three. i was there when we buried her on my great uncles property.

Awww, that is so sad, I retract my earlier snide comment. I am sorry.

 

[Queersetti]

Did you bury it at a rest stop or throw it in the cooler?

You're confused. It was the dog that went on the road trip, not the family. He died in a cheap motel just outside of Omaha, surrounded by half empty boxes of Milkbones and copies of Dog Fancy magazine with the pages stuck together.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

You're confused. It was the dog that went on the road trip, not the family. He died in a cheap motel just outside of Omaha, surrounded by half empty boxes of Milkbones and copies of Dog Fancy magazine with the pages stuck together.

I get it now. I'm having a hard enough time keeping my identity in order much less anything else.


I never did claim to be smart.

 

[killallhippies]

Awww, that is so sad, I retract my earlier snide comment. I am sorry.

don't worry about it.



though... a handjob would make me feel better... fake

 

[killallhippies]

You're confused. It was the dog that went on the road trip, not the family. He died in a cheap motel just outside of Omaha, surrounded by half empty boxes of Milkbones and copies of Dog Fancy magazine with the pages stuck together.

she was a girl, but otherwise that sounds about right.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

don't worry about it.



though... a handjob would make me feel better... fake

Yeah, but then you would have to buy me another house. THink you can afford it?

 

[killallhippies]

Yeah, but then you would have to buy me another house. THink you can afford it?

i'm sorry. i thought hurting my feelings maliciously would be enough for you, demonspawn.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

i'm sorry. i thought hurting my feelings maliciously would be enough for you, demonspawn.

Demonspawn?? Hell, I have called worse.


Okay, Fine! I will spank it if you will forgive me.

 

[killallhippies]

Demonspawn?? Hell, I have called worse.


Okay, Fine! I will spank it if you will forgive me.

first the penis groping, then we'll discuss forgiveness.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

first the penis groping, then we'll discuss forgiveness.

Nope, no groping without prior forgiveness.

 

[killallhippies]

Nope, no groping without prior forgiveness.

ok. sure. i forgive you.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

ok. sure. i forgive you.

That doesn't even sound sincere, forget it. Nevermind.

 

[killallhippies]

That doesn't even sound sincere, forget it. Nevermind.

FINE THEN!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

FINE THEN!

FINE!!

 

[killallhippies]

FINE!!

FINE!!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

FINE!!

FINE!! EAT ME!

 

[Pookie]

FINE!! EAT ME!

*notes the potential for angry sex*

 

[mrsmiawallace]

*notes the potential for angry sex*

We just fight for the make-up sex.

 

[killallhippies]

FINE!! EAT ME!

NO!! EAT ME, BITCH!!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

NO!! EAT ME, BITCH!!

You just made my panties wet!

 

[killallhippies]

You just made my panties wet!

you wet those things at the drop of a hat, dontcha?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

you wet those things at the drop of a hat, dontcha?

I used to wear depends, but I hated the way they make my ass look. So now I just change my panties about 10 times a day. It isn't too bad, I wear disposible panties.