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[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: Q...

Hey he's almost mastered the shift key... this means he kicks Tang God's ass.

Anybody can kick Tang God's ass.

 

[Wilben]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Q...

Anybody can kick Tang God's ass.

My testicles are ready to take on The Deity of Orage Flavored Breakfast Drinks. I'm thinking they can take him in a spelling bee, he'll be so owned.

 

[Rhys]

Oh now there is a title bout...

Wilben's testicles v Tang God.

please place your bets at the Mirage Sports Book...

 

[Wilben]

Oh now there is a title bout...

Wilben's testicles v Tang God.

please place your bets at the Mirage Sports Book...

Wilben's Hairy Hangers v Lord of Orange Juice Alternatives

Let's dress it up a little.... make it more showbiz.

 

[Rhys]

Wilben's Hairy Hangers v Lord of Orange Juice Alternatives

Let's dress it up a little.... make it more showbiz.

We'll get Don King as well.

 

[Olivianna]

"Jon felt like he was a puppet as he began to strip."

That conjures up the most amusing image in my mind!

 

[Byron In Exile]

That conjures up the most amusing image in my mind!

You, too?

 

[Lady Christabel]

He's an editor's dream or nightmare, depending on the editor's personal level of masochism. Personally, I'd rather slam my tit in the trunk lid than edit for the brainless fucker.


All of that hurt my head and I'm still pre-coffee. Now, someone has to die. Since I like everyone in the thread, that leaves Steevereno.




Yeah... on the "Wilben's Hairy Hangers v Lord of Orange Juice Alternatives" match, what are the odds?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

He's an editor's dream or nightmare, depending on the editor's personal level of masochism. Personally, I'd rather slam my tit in the trunk lid than edit for the brainless fucker.


All of that hurt my head and I'm still pre-coffee. Now, someone has to die. Since I like everyone in the thread, that leaves Steevereno.




Yeah... on the "Wilben's Hairy Hangers v Lord of Orange Juice Alternatives" match, what are the odds?

You know Lady C, I am really starting to like you.

I'd like to join the club since I am one of breakwall's proxies.

 

[Lady Christabel]

You know Lady C, I am really starting to like you.

I'd like to join the club since I am one of breakwall's proxies.

heh I started liking you long ago.


I have a taser, some OC spray, bamboo shoots, honey, tweezers, shrink wrap and a hair dryer. I say we get medieval on Steevereno.

And because I'm a masochist, I have an entire box of grading pens. *sigh* I'd much rather be tied and tickled to orgasm over a few hours, but NOOOO. I gotta go being all helpful and shit like that.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

heh I started liking you long ago.


I have a taser, some OC spray, bamboo shoots, honey, tweezers, shrink wrap and a hair dryer. I say we get medieval on Steevereno.

And because I'm a masochist, I have an entire box of grading pens. *sigh* I'd much rather be tied and tickled to orgasm over a few hours, but NOOOO. I gotta go being all helpful and shit like that.

How about you be helpful and afterwards I will tie and tickle you to orgasm? Sound like a deal?

 

[Lady Christabel]

How about you be helpful and afterwards I will tie and tickle you to orgasm? Sound like a deal?

I'm so there!

God, that was my first real smile all morning. Thank you!

*grope* because really, who can resist?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm so there!

God, that was my first real smile all morning. Thank you!

*grope* because really, who can resist?

Then my work here is done!! Got to go get my little man dressed and ready for school. See yall in a little while.

 

[breakwall]

You know Lady C, I am really starting to like you.

I'd like to join the club since I am one of breakwall's proxies.

I don't know what surprises me more, that I have a proxy or that Steevereno knows what a proxy is.

But I must admit, I admire the sheer caliber and quality of my proxy.

 

[sunstruck]

that so makes me not want to get gang~banged.

Well if that isn't reason to give Steve the Worst Fuck Story Writer Ever Award then I don't know what is.

I will however credit him for knowing a lot is two words. We'll call it the Dixon Carter Lee Charity Nod.

 

[kotori]

...a large pink salami...

Cotto or Genovese?

 

[Queersetti]

Re: Re: Re: Q...

Hey, well now that is a start. I think he deserves a medal for remembering that much. Anything else he did correctly?

I like that he named a character in one of his stories Wilma. It's not a common porn name, and someday, some lady named Wilma will see that and feel touched.

Or repelled, I'm not sure.

 

[Queersetti]

heh I started liking you long ago.


I have a taser, some OC spray, bamboo shoots, honey, tweezers, shrink wrap and a hair dryer. I say we get medieval on Steevereno.

And because I'm a masochist, I have an entire box of grading pens. *sigh* I'd much rather be tied and tickled to orgasm over a few hours, but NOOOO. I gotta go being all helpful and shit like that.

This is what makes you so dangerous; there are very few living experts on the medieval use of shrink wrap.

 

[Queersetti]

Cotto or Genovese? [/B][/QUOTE]



All I know is that it was pink, and shoved inside a lady, who apparently enjoyed the experience.

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Q...

I like that he named a character in one of his stories Wilma. It's not a common porn name, and someday, some lady named Wilma will see that and feel touched.

Or repelled, I'm not sure.

You have to admit, for sludge, its high quality sludge. You could not find better if you spent a week at the bottom of Yucca Mountain nuclear waste dump cesspool. I am admiring his basic subject/verb agreement. He does that fairly well. I also think that its admirable that Lady Christabel (nice avatar by the way) is willing to take his work and convince him of the error of his ways.
*This* is why the world needs more English teachers...

 

[breakwall]

There's a certain amount of tension and suspense in the story construct. What I mean by that is you want to continue reading, not to follow the plot, but to discover what new and exciting gems in literature assassination he comes up with. It's much like walking through a House of Horrors at the county fair. You just can't wait to see what rubbery-faced mannequin on a spring is going to leap out and malfunction next.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I don't know what surprises me more, that I have a proxy or that Steevereno knows what a proxy is.

But I must admit, I admire the sheer caliber and quality of my proxy.

Well, only the best for you.

 

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[SweetBrie]

I believe I will decline membership for this club.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Hi mrsmia its wonderful to see you again.

Hiya love! How are you?