Jobs that seem like they would be pretty cool, and pay well.

[Aquila]

Boat pilot
Tugboat Crewman
Truck driver
Boat restorer
Beach bar/club owner
Fishing boat captain
Photographer (field)

 

[phrodeau]

What if you don't like being outdoors?

 

[penguindance]

 

[freakygirl]

Boat pilot
Tugboat Crewman
Truck driver
Boat restorer
Beach bar/club owner
Fishing boat captain
Photographer (field)

Fishing boat captains around here don't make much money.. and the work is hard.

Tugboat crewman.. wouldn't be to bad except in the really bad weather.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Rockstar
Astronaut
Pro Skater
Mercinary Killer (...for those "less-sensitive" types)
Emporer

I wasn't reaching on that last one, was I?

 

[agezinder]

Day Trader
Motorcycle Racer
Classical Pianist
Queen
Photographer
International Spy

 

[Lost Cause]

My List....

Strip Club DJ
Harley-Davidson Demo Rider
Sunblock Application Specialist (Down Under)
Strip Club Apparel Fitter
Pool Boy - Beverly Hills
Nudist Colony Event Organizer
Labia Lip Gloss Application Specialist
Porn Stunt Cock
Porn Cameraman
Porn Lighting Specialist

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Origionally posted by Lost Cause

Strip Club DJ
Harley-Davidson Demo Rider
Sunblock Application Specialist (Down Under)
Strip Club Apparel Fitter
Pool Boy - Beverly Hills
Nudist Colony Event Organizer
Labia Lip Gloss Application Specialist
Porn Stunt Cock
Porn Cameraman
Porn Lighting Specialist

Bless your heart...

 

[Whizz Kid]

Zamboni Driver

 

[T.H. Oughts]

My pool boy....

 

[MechaBlade]

Humanities Professor (at a university where you aren't pressured to do research/write books)
Strip club DJ (good one, lost cause (not sure about pay))
Strip club owner
Non-starving artist
Movie star
Porn star
Roller Coaster Designer
Graphic Designer
Advertiser
Successful Webpage Designer
God
Porn anything
Successful writer of erotic books

 

[Lost Cause]

A part-time job....

A Nude "Twister" Referee! (babyoil optional)

 

[Coolville]

President (Elected for Life) of a small but manageable African nation rich in diamonds and oil reserves and with ample coastline along the Indian Ocean with quality surfable breaks.

Where do I apply?

 

[Coolville]

The guy who gets to build the huge models in the Lego shops or builds the small scale buildings at Legoland.

 

[Rex1960]

President (Elected for Life) of a small but manageable African nation rich in diamonds and oil reserves and with ample coastline along the Indian Ocean with quality surfable breaks.

Where do I apply?

Hurry up, there's an election in Kenia....

edited to add

The current President (I think his name is Moi or something) gets an apanage of $30,000 monthly as soon as he retires. Not bad huh ? I mean, compared to the monthly $50 of an average Kenian worker...
Though I don't know much about their oil and diamonds, you might chose Miss Sex&Diamonds from Lit for your First Lady instead. Plus they have a nice coastline.

 

[Coolville]

Beautiful Woman Inspector
in the Italian town of Diano Marina, where 'ugly'women have been banned from wearing bikinis on the beach.
Certain measurements are required if you want to wear a bikini.

I want to be the guy who has to check...

 

[Coolville]

Hurry up, there's an election in Kenia....

edited to add

The current President (I think his name is Moi or something) gets an apanage of $30,000 monthly as soon as he retires. Not bad huh ? I mean, compared to the monthly $50 of an average Kenian worker...
Though I don't know much about their oil and diamonds, you might chose Miss Sex&Diamonds from Lit for your First Lady instead. Plus they have a nice coastline.

Yeah, but it's hardly 'small and manageable'!
And no diamonds and oil....
And the surfing isn't that great.

 

[Rex1960]

Yeah, but it's hardly 'small and manageable'!
And no diamonds and oil....
And the surfing isn't that great.

You better check your "Do's" and "Dont's" again.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Pro Golfer
Neurologist
High level politician
A NFL team owner
Hootie Johnson's job.

 

[Tap-Out]

Formula 1 Driver
Formula 1 Tester
Pro Lacrosse Player (even though the pay really sucks)
"Professional Wrestler" (WWE)
Cruise Ship Pool Attendent

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Hurry up, there's an election in Kenia....

edited to add

The current President (I think his name is Moi or something) gets an apanage of $30,000 monthly as soon as he retires. Not bad huh ? I mean, compared to the monthly $50 of an average Kenian worker...
Though I don't know much about their oil and diamonds, you might chose Miss Sex&Diamonds from Lit for your First Lady instead. Plus they have a nice coastline.

Eritrea, they're a new country located on the Indian Ocean, they should be having elections soon. You have to worry about Ethiopia's designs to steal back your coastline though (so you need a military). But the country is rich in mineral deposits.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Rock Star
Music Producer
Movie Star
Movie Writer
President
Surgeon (you can save people's lives...though malpractice insurance is a drag).
International Political Negotiator

 

[mig]

Leading stoker.(Women's Royal Naval Service)

 

[Aquila]

Cool jobs,
Mine are more along the theme of relaxing not tied to the desk, no decisions just kind of coast along, kinda jobs.

 

[Tap-Out]

One person's relaxing job may be one more person's hectic life. For me I think driving an F1 car would be rather relaxing. Well sort of.

But I totally see what you're saying. Those not tied to the desk, rushing for deadlines, go go go kinda jobs do sorta suck.