Job Opening (Hiring) in the Literotica Produce Department

[MidgetClown]

If you would like to work in the Literotica Produce Department then please attach your resume to this thread.

Miguel is retiring this month and we need someone to replace him.

If you feel that you are qualified for this position then please respond.

Okay, before you reply, let me tell you a few hints about how to get the job.

First of all, you must be a Mexican illegal immigrant.

The Literotica Produce Department only pays cash for hourly wages.

No benefits, no nothing.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Lettuce bump this thread and see who might turnip.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Lettuce bump this thread and see who might turnip.

Look what the cat just drug in!

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I yam who I yam.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The Literotica Produce Department only pays cash for hourly wages.

I'd prefer a position with a celery.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I'd prefer a position with a celery.

Oh, I bet you'd accept spending cabbage, that is, if you carrot all.

 

[MidgetClown]

Here is a good paying job and nobody applies for it.

I suppose it's better to get paid for free for not working.

Obama extended the unemployment line all the way to China.

What are your thoughts on that?

 

[MidgetClown]

Here is a good paying job and nobody applies for it.

I suppose it's better to get paid for free for not working.

Obama extended the unemployment line all the way to China.

What are your thoughts on that?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Oh, I bet you'd accept spending cabbage, that is, if you carrot all.

Well, I've already had a sweet offer from Publix -- can you beet it?

 

[XdOu™]

lol...