Jesus is full of hot air.

[Guest]

Jesus is full of hot air

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/JesusBalloon.jpg

"He's 110 feet tall and has hands 20 feet long. He weighs over 750lbs and is filled with 258,000 cubic feet of air. It took 13 weeks to sew him together.And he's quite simply the biggest Gadget for God we've ever seen.

Jesus the Hot Air Balloon is based in Tracy, California, and is the latest evangelistic balloon project of The Merritt Ministry. The biggest challenge they faced was theological, it seems: 'How do you create a hot air balloon that is both authentic and reverent in its mission of creating Jesus, the Son of God?' Er, quite. The answer? 'Jesus, in a majestic purple robe, trimmed in gold, rising above a base of white clouds, in all power and majesty as is presented in the book of Revelation.' Right...

The balloon, which bears the slogan 'King of kings, Lord of Lords' across the back of Jesus's robe, is currently touring the United States. A thousandblessings to Renee Beihl from Colorado for alerting us to this Gadget."

http://shipoffools.com/Gadgets/Witnessing/050.html




(So - if Jesus is coming to your town, you'd better look busy.)

 

[Guest]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/JesusBalloon.jpg

"He's 110 feet tall and has hands 20 feet long. He weighs over 750lbs and is filled with 258,000 cubic feet of air. It took 13 weeks to sew him together.And he's quite simply the biggest Gadget for God we've ever seen.


http://shipoffools.com/Gadgets/Witnessing/050.html




(So - if Jesus is coming to your town, you'd better look busy.)

Jesus saves and takes half damage. He's awfully...white...for a man born in the Middle East of Hebrew parents, don'tcha think?

Now, as a speculation, what if something disasterous, like an explosion or a sudden deflation happens? Who do you think Pat Robertson will blame for it?

 

[Guest]

Jesus saves and takes half damage. He's awfully...white...for a man born in the Middle East of Hebrew parents, don'tcha think?

Now, as a speculation, what if something disasterous, like an explosion or a sudden deflation happens? Who do you think Pat Robertson will blame for it?

Me.




(Something to do with butt sex, I'm certain.)

 

[impressive]

Who do you think Pat Robertson will blame for it?

Ellen Degeneres.

 

[Guest]

Ellen Degeneres.

OH now, not everything can be her fault. Some things, ok, but EVERYTHING?

 

[impressive]

OH now, not everything can be her fault. Some things, ok, but EVERYTHING?

*shrug* That would require rational thought.

 

[cloudy]

Me.




(Something to do with butt sex, I'm certain.)

I heard there was butt sex in this thread....

 

[Guest]

I heard there was butt sex in this thread....

Not yet.



(Hey gorgeous!)

 

[blackhaus7]

Not yet.



(Hey gorgeous!)

What's the hold up?

 

[cloudy]

Not yet.



(Hey gorgeous!)

hey, sexy!

Wanna go blaspheme?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

For those who might need to pause for some refreshment while considering that hot air balloon, here are two more.

http://www.olliver.plus.com/hotair/woodcockbud1.jpghttp://www.olliver.plus.com/hotair/aerosar.com6.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Love it, Dran. It sounds urban legend-ish, but I love it.

Here's one:

Jesus saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha gives Dividends

 

[Guest]

These are fridge magnets. I think I've seen some of these before (at church when I was growing up) but with different captions.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/jesuslookbusy.gif

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/jesushair.gif

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/jesuswantsreligion.gif

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/jesusvote.gif

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/jesusprotectus.gif

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/jesusslappingshit.gif

 

[Guest]

These are fridge magnets. I think I've seen some of these before (at church when I was growing up) but with different captions.

My fridge SO needs those!

 

[Guest]

My fridge SO needs those!

Here ya go.




http://www.stickergiant.com/page/sg/PROD/magfunrel/y8057

(bottom of the page)

 

[Guest]

Here ya go.




http://www.stickergiant.com/page/sg/PROD/magfunrel/y8057

(bottom of the page)

*rapturous sigh* My life, and my refrigerator, are now complete...

 

[Guest]

*rapturous sigh* My life, and my refrigerator, are now complete...

*snicker*

You said "rapturous" on a Jesus thread.

 

[Belegon]

I always run into that same thought about the representations of Jesus as a WASP...

I'm waiting for them to try and pitch us a Britney Spears look-alike virgin Mary...

...but maybe she ruined that by kissing Madonna?

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

You said "rapturous" on a Jesus thread.

Those magnets will be the salvation of my attitude?

 

[Guest]

I always run into that same thought about the representations of Jesus as a WASP...

I'm waiting for them to try and pitch us a Britney Spears look-alike virgin Mary...

...but maybe she ruined that by kissing Madonna?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/kisses.jpg

Probably.

 

[Belegon]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/kisses.jpg

Probably.

I'm not the hugest of fans of Ms. Spears...but that moment, when I first saw it?

yeah, I reacted...

 

[Guest]

Those magnets will be the salvation of my attitude?

 

[Guest]

I'm not the hugest of fans of Ms. Spears...but that moment, when I first saw it?

yeah, I reacted...

A little movement under the kilt there, Bel?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I wonder what Muslims would say about a baloon like that in the form of Muhammed. Since Jesus of Nazareth is a major prophet in that faith, I wonder what they would say about this baloon.