Jay and Silent Bob...

lickerish

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is that what it's called?

Is that what you guys were talking about a few months ago?

The movie released today in theatres.. I just saw the preview on tv and did a double~take.. I thought I saw Ravenloft! ;)
 
Dogma fucking rocked. I MUST see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
 
Jay and Silent Bob...LMAO

You are right Angel, the new movie is called "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." I have heard it is hilariously funny. I can't wait to go and see it too. For more info on Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) go to viewaskew.com
 
i saw this today......I laughed my ass off in the theatre and for once i wasn't the only one...
Usually I ball out at shit that NOBODY thinks is funny..then during the obvious laughs I just sit...

Smith fans are accustomed to smarter humour though.....it was great.
 
Val and me... Val would be Jay, even though thats my name, FUCKER! And I would be Bob, SILENT bob... *Kinda like a Bond thing... Only... Not...*

*Shrugging*

Biggity bam! The mother fuckers rubble!

Lets go smoke a bowl!

...Snoogens!
 
I hear its gonna be the last Jay amd silent BOB movie ever.
supposedly it brinsg together all the characters from previous movies.
 
What about Clerks 2:Hardly Clerkin' ? If you don't knwo what I mean, check out the end of the credits on DOGMA
 
All I know is that I saw Jules Asner in the preview, and she HOT!!!!!!*drolling*
 
I borrowed Dogma DVD from a friend, to watch it again, it had been awhile since i saw it, god damn Jay and Silent Bob are the bomb. I first saw them in Mallrats and knew they fuckin' ruled.

"ok ok tell me something about me" -Jay

"you masterbate more than anybody in the world" -Rock

"Come on, tell me something i don't know" -Jay

"ok fine, when you do you think about guys" -Rock

Looking over at Bob "Not all the time dude..." -Jay

i can't wait to see Jay and Silent Bob strike back, it looks kick ass!
 
Drooling moron-

Kevin Smith, that is. He still hasn't learned where to place a camera, cut a scene, complete a thought, or dress himself.
 
Angel[/i] [B]Dogma fucking rocked[/B][/QUOTE] Every time I see that movie I laugh my ass off. At this rate said:
What about Clerks 2:Hardly Clerkin' ? If you don't knwo what I mean, check out the end of the credits on DOGMA


This is supposed to be their last screen appearance.
 
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When Silent Bob does speak..

Remember Silent Bob's monolog in "Chasing Amy?"

Killer..
 
Re: Drooling moron-

shadowsource said:
Kevin Smith, that is. He still hasn't learned where to place a camera, cut a scene, complete a thought, or dress himself.

And you do?

Fuck off.

No one attacks the Smith and leaves unscathed!
 
Hey, I met Smith when he was just a Clerk himself. One of those conveience stores in Redbank, NJ. Never realized it, until my mother of all people brought it up to me. Weird....
 
Did you stop by RST video too Licci? Get your copy of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup? Or... DENTAL SCHOOL?!
 
*chuckles* I was too young to remember. I only lived there for the first 8 years of my life. *shrugs* My mom swears I did though.
 
lickerish said:
The movie released today in theatres.. I just saw the preview on tv and did a double~take.. I thought I saw Ravenloft! ;) [/B]

Yep, the first time I saw Ravenloft's pic, i emailed him and asked, "Has anyone ever told you you look just like the director Kevin Smith? He's the guy who directed 'Clerks' and 'Dogma', etc." and Ravenloft writes back, "OF COURSE I know who Kevin Smith is! I'm the biggest Smith fan you could possibly imagine!" and he was absolutely thrilled that i thought he looked like Kevin Smith. But Ravenloft... You DO! And now someone else has noticed the resemblence.
 
Oh... I can't keep it a secret anymore... I really AM Kevin Smith...

...In my own sad little mind that is...

I look alot less like him now that I only have a goatee...
 
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