Jan 10, 2003. Write Your Own Caption.

[HeavyStick]

 

[kotori]

High Priest of the Black Mass greeting the congregation after the service.

 

[amelia]

"yeah, we hate our parents..and this is what we're doing about it!"

 

[Rubyfruit]

"Walking Dead Cosmetics, Inc."

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

Nora, Eumenides and Amelia...the day after.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I see dead people...

 

[JazzManJim]

Record sales plummet after the Dixie Chicks debut their Country Goth album.

 

[Silverlily]

Welcome to the first annual meeting of Marilyn Manson's Youth.

 

[P. B. Walker]

GOD DAMN! What in the fuck were we thinking last night???!!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Jan 10, 2003. Write Your Own Caption.

I see dead people...

LOL. Okay that was funny. And my brain edited it to make me laugh even harder - "I see Wanna-Be Dead People".

 

[HeavyStick]

"Save a Homeless Transsexual Goth" organization.

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: Jan 10, 2003. Write Your Own Caption.

Nora, Eumenides and Amelia...the day after.

i don't even know which one i hope you think i am, hehe

 

[La Principessa]

"Now, are you sure this color will bring out the color in my cheeks?"

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

This one is probably too true to be very funny, but:


We're unique individuals, you can tell because we all dress exactly the same way!!

 

[JazzManJim]

When "Behind the Music" returns, the failed Hanson Experiment.

 

[pet petra]

Look it's Goth Talk!! Petra

 

[Spinaroonie]

We're single-handedly the reason for the 25% increase of sales at Hot Topic.

 

[Guest]

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Manny, Moe & Jack decided, after a lot of soul searching, that the "automotive-paradise-for-do-it-yourselfers-business" cramped their "true" sexual freedom and fetish for Gothic leather.

Prior to their golden-parachute departure (not to be confused with "golden shower departure"), they had their ace "body" mechanic perform some body work on the three.

It was reported the Pep Boys Board of Directors complained privately that "hundreds of millions of dollars" would now have to be spent "re-marketing" the trio. Sources close to the company indicate that the automotive spare parts business was already in decline and becoming a "mature industry", and that management was tinkering with re-tooling the entire business to sell massive quantities of beer and potato chips, a concept that still, apparently, appeals to several key "Saturday Night Live" demographics in the Northeast and Midwest.

It was also reported the ace body mechanic, after hearing the complaints from management, was heard grumbling,

"Hey, look, you try re-routing an entire exhaust and water cooling system if you think it's so fucking easy."

 

[Freya]

Does this fake, black leather make me look fat?

 

[concrete]

more make-up will help ..right?
so where is this millionare guy?????????

 

[pet petra]

Re: Re: Jan 10, 2003. Write Your Own Caption.

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Manny, Moe & Jack decided, after a lot of soul searching, that the "automotive-paradise-for-do-it-yourselfers-business" cramped their "true" sexual freedom and fetish for Gothic leather.

Prior to their golden-parachute departure (not to be confused with "golden shower departure"), they had their ace "body" mechanic perform some body work on the three.

It was reported the Pep Boys Board of Directors complained privately that "hundreds of millions of dollars" would now have to be spent "re-marketing" the trio. Sources close to the company indicate that the automotive spare parts business was already in decline and becoming a "mature industry", and that management was tinkering with re-tooling the entire business to sell massive quantities of beer and potato chips, a concept that still, apparently, appeals to several key "Saturday Night Live" demographics in the Northeast and Midwest.

It was also reported the ace body mechanic, after hearing the complaints from management, was heard grumbling,

"Hey, look, you try re-routing an entire exhaust and water cooling system if you think it's so fucking easy."

ROFLMAO!! Petra!

 

[Tantrikenetic]

"...And so, since the beard idea didn't work, Gore opted to try the goth look..."

 

[miles]

Redwave, DonkeyDong, and pp_man moments before they were arrested and charged with prostitution.

 

[Basia]

"The sun! It burns!"